Texas Funeral
Hop Along Lyrics


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My son is waiting on me
And he ain't a patient man
Go and get the sheriff
Tell him anything you can
(Just get him)

Burned myself on this cast iron panhandle
Long before you came
Love was never the subject
(Couldn't talk about my mother to him)

Remember seeing Shirley in the oil fountain?
What a woman dancing!
I just wanted a happy ending
(For your little sister, wherever she is)

Don't be so sad just 'cause you lost to your old man
Man, man

'Cause none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

Aren't you sick to death of the word inheritance?
It's with your great-grandparents
You've inherited the wind, fool
I hope you enjoy it
I hope you enjoy it

But I'm going out flipping the bird to California
Keep your melting stars!
I followed all the rules
I wasn't the one who turned the screw so hard

We have a great wanting in common
Common, common

But none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

None of this is gonna happen to me




None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

Overall Meaning

The first verse of the song "Texas Funeral" by Hop Along seems to be about a reluctant father who is being called upon by his impatient son, asking him to go and get the sheriff. We get a sense of urgency and emergency in his tone, but also a sense that he is not entirely invested in what is happening. The next few lines describe a time long before the current situation. The singer mentions burning himself on a cast iron panhandle, and how love was never a subject that he could talk about to his son's father. The next line has a seemingly irrelevant detail about a woman named Shirley dancing in an oil fountain, with the singer only wanting a happy ending for his little sister. The chorus follows, where the singer seems to be assuring himself that none of the terrible things that have occurred will happen to him within his lifetime.


The second verse starts with a disdain for the word “inheritance”. The singer mentions how it is with their great grandparents, but also that they have inherited the wind which the fool will enjoy. He then goes on to state how he is leaving California, flipping the bird and stating that he followed all of the rules, and wasn't the one who turned the screw so hard. We feel like he is blaming someone else for what has occurred. The final chorus repeats the same lines, with a sense of resignation and acceptance that none of the terrible things that have occurred will happen to him within his lifetime. Overall, "Texas Funeral" seems to be a song about wanting to distance oneself from an unfortunate situation, while acknowledging that certain actions cannot be undone, and we are all products of our collective inheritances.


Line by Line Meaning

My son is waiting on me
My child is depending on me to make things right


And he, ain't a patient man
He's anxious and can't wait any longer


Go and get the sheriff
Take any measures you can to make things better


Tell him anything you can
Let him know how important this is


(Just get him here)
Time is running out


Burned myself on this cast iron panhandle
I've been through so much in the past


Long before you came
This isn't about you


Love was never the subject
We could never express our feelings to each other


(Couldn't talk about my mother to him)
There were things we just couldn't talk about


Remember seeing Shirley in the oil fountain?
There were good times, too


What a woman dancing!
She was beautiful and full of life


I just wanted a happy ending
I wished for a better outcome for my loved ones


(For your little sister wherever she is)
I hope things turned out better for your siblings


Don’t be so sad just cause you lost who you are
Don’t let your struggles define you


Man, man, man, cause none of this is gonna happen
I refuse to let the cycle continue


To me, none of this is gonna happen to
I won't let this happen to me


None of this is gonna happen to me
I won't suffer the same fate


Within my lifetime
I'll do everything within my power to prevent it


Aren't you sick to death of the word inheritance?
The weight of the past can be suffocating


It's with your great grandparents
It originated with those before us


You've inherited the wind, fool
We've inherited something intangible and meaningless


I hope you enjoy it
I hope you're happy with the choices you've made


But I'm going out flipping the bird to California--
I'm leaving everything behind, including my past


Keep your melting stars!
I don't care about your glamorous lifestyle


I followed all the rules
I did everything I was supposed to


I wasn't the one who turned the screw so hard
I wasn't the one who caused all of this pain


We have a great wanting in common
We share the same struggle


(Common, common)
It's something we face together


None of this is gonna happen to me
I won't let it consume me


None of this is gonna happen to me
I'm determined to break the cycle


None of this is gonna happen to me
I won't let the past control my future


Within my lifetime
I'll do everything in my power to create a better outcome




Lyrics © WORDS & MUSIC A DIV OF BIG DEAL MUSIC LLC
Written by: Christine Frances Quinlan

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My son is waiting on me
And he ain't a patient man
Go and get the sheriff
Tell him anything you can
(Just get him)

Burned myself on this cast iron panhandle
Long before you came
Love was never the subject
(Couldn't talk about my mother to him)

Remember seeing Shirley in the oil fountain?
What a woman dancing!
I just wanted a happy ending
(For your little sister, wherever she is)

Don't be so sad just 'cause you lost to your old man
Man, man

'Cause none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

Aren't you sick to death of the word inheritance?
It's with your great-grandparents
You've inherited the wind, fool
I hope you enjoy it
I hope you enjoy it

But I'm going out flipping the bird to California
Keep your melting stars!
I followed all the rules
I wasn't the one who turned the screw so hard

We have a great wanting in common
Common, common

But none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime



All comments from YouTube:

paperbackbooklet

My son is waiting on me
And he ain't a patient man
Go and get the sheriff
Tell him anything you can
(Just get him)

Burned myself on this cast iron panhandle
Long before you came
Love was never the subject
(Couldn't talk about my mother to him)

Remember seeing Shirley in the oil fountain?
What a woman dancing!
I just wanted a happy ending
(For your little sister, wherever she is)

Don't be so sad just 'cause you lost to your old man
Man, man

'Cause none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

Aren't you sick to death of the word inheritance?
It's with your great-grandparents
You've inherited the wind, fool
I hope you enjoy it
I hope you enjoy it

But I'm going out flipping the bird to California
Keep your melting stars!
I followed all the rules
I wasn't the one who turned the screw so hard

We have a great wanting in common
Common, common

But none of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me
None of this is gonna happen to me within my lifetime

Haze

I cannot get over how fantastic her voice is.

Resolve Savage

Just a amazing song! It’s cool to just hear a great alternative song again; like a make your feet tap, inspire passion, stuck in your head all day kind of melody with great lyrics. Their few and far between it seems anymore.

Medieval Truth

i'd argue that this is the best alternative album of the year

raccoonstarsmember

word

Casey

hi idk if anyone's going to see this but this song spoke to me in the couple years before I came out and started ftm hrt. I used to listen to this song and just weep because "none of this is gonna happen to me in my lifetime" was such a painful reality to me. I thought I'd end it before I made the change. now I can listen to this and know that I made it happen for myself.

Dan Whitehead

LOVE these vocals

Sasakurai Yuuki

her voice sounds so sincere

raccoonstarsmember

GREAT band

Corey Youngblood

"Aren't you sick to death of the word inhereitence? It's with your great grandparents. You've inherited the wind fool, I hope you enjoy it."

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