Horrible Histories first began as a book series, written by Terry Deary. Th… Read Full Bio ↴Horrible Histories first began as a book series, written by Terry Deary. Then, in 2009, it was decided that it was to be made a children's comedy, historical sketch show. In 2011, the show had become very successful and has won many awards, such as Best Sketch Show at the BAFTAs. Series 4 began in April 2012, and the writers have already started writing series 5. The stars of the show feature Mathew Baynton (Gavin & Stacey), Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, as well as many others.
British Things
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Boudicca Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink I'm not…
Celtic Boast Battle (Talking) Year.! 100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach,…
Cleopatra Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming at ya! Ra ra, patra …
Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I…
Hieroglyphics Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid …
I'm a Knight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And…
Pachacuti I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord All other tribes dreaded My na…
Richard III I was sure that you'd love me To that hope, I…
The Borgia Family Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, T…
Victorian Inventions Twas the age of queen Victoria A period notorious So many br…
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Qasim Mir
‘British things, British things, surely there are more…?’
Steam engines
Electricity generation
Vaccines
Jet engines
Hovercraft
Slavery abolition
Radar
Analog computers
Digital computers
Worldwide web
Bagless vacuum cleaners
Railway trains
Understanding of physics laws
Evolutionary Theory
Navy
Airforce
Battleships
Submarines
Passenger airliners
Supersonic passenger airliners
Telephones
Television
Stuffing the French at Trafalgar & Waterloo
‘British things, British things, I’m afraid there’s more than you thought…’🇬🇧
Carl Hartwell
Ending the Slave Trade for everyone?
None of this is politically correct though. Britain was the last most successful empire, it seems it has to take the fall.
'The unweary, unostentatious, and inglorious crusade of England against slavery may probably be regarded as among the three or four perfectly virtuous pages comprised in the history of nations.'
William Lecky.
Lecky was proven more right than perhaps even he would have feared, inglorious indeed it seems. He was Irish and lived through the Irish potato famine, so he must have choked those words up.
Voltorb1993
Buttler: *sings about the slaves working hard on sugar fields*
Also buttler: *spills sugar everywhere*
Nobody Important
*pours it on Victoria’s head*
Vaishnavi Kandalu
He is a Brit apparently !
Sophia Szeneitas
Butler Mat is kinda terrible at making a cuppa, but he certainly did Spill The Tea.
bliss22:22
I see what you did there 👍 he definitely spilt the tea ☕
Rowan Aboat
Didn’t add enough sugar either.
Cassie Osbourne
My favourite thing about this is that Victoria gets so frustrated that she turns into an angry rabbit
Mike
They say there's no British thing in a really humorous way. This kind of humor is 100% British for sure.
Snaketooth 09
I heard someone called this bit anti-British... They do realize it's a joke, right?
Oliver Rickard
@Kgb333 M I was implying my younger family, I shan't bother explaining anything to pisstakers, and yes I know how to spell 'you're'