Opening Theme
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Run The Jewels Get-get money get money You can get the Meatwad teeth get…
Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys Oh, Mister fiddling man, please strike up the band And play…
Bob Wills And The Texas Playboys Oh, Mister fiddling man, please strike up the band And play…
Clyde McCoy And His Orchestra Love was the thing that you wanted That's why we answered…
David Cassidy Although life is a serious game Was it I who played…
DREAMS COME TRUE Oh, yeah Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh-o…
final fantasy I & II The fire of competition awaits Olympic glory propels the voy…
Jonathan Young & ToxicxEternity (Rise, rise, rise, Beyblade burst) (Rise, rise, rise, Beybla…
LEGO BIG MORL 欲しいものはだいたいいつまでも 他の人が持ってんだ you know? でも誰かが欲しがるものはもう 実は君が持ってんの…
North and South Theres a bunch of birds in the sky And some deers…
Run The Jewels Aqua Teen Hunger Force Get-get money get money You can get the Meatwad teeth get…
Samurai X - Rurouni Kenshin senaka ni mimi wo pitto tsukete …
Scott Bomar LET'S GO! Tayo, Tayo, Tayo, Tayo, he's a friendly little bus…
Tennessee Ernie Ford Hey ... come in this house Ernie's here Hey, hey everybody…
Various Artists Aerosmith Miscellaneous Wayne's World Theme Let's do it Alri…


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Boudicca Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink I'm not…
Celtic Boast Battle (Talking) Year.! 100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach,…
Cleopatra Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming at ya! Ra ra, patra …
Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I…
Hieroglyphics Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid …
I'm a Knight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And…
Pachacuti I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord All other tribes dreaded My na…
Richard III I was sure that you'd love me To that hope, I…
The Borgia Family Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, T…



Victorian Inventions Twas the age of queen Victoria A period notorious So many br…


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@jessicacooper167

Lyrics:

Terrible Tudors
Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stewarts
Vile Victorians

Woeful War
Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles
Daring Knights

Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts
Awful Egyptians

Vicious Vikings
Cruel Crimes
Punishment from ancient times

Romans: rotten, rank, and ruthless
Cavemen: savage, fierce and toothless

Groovy Greeks
Brainy Sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages

Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to…
Horrible Histories



@Pinkpea

Terrible Tudors,
Gorgeous Georgians,
Slimy Stuarts,
Vile Victorians,
Woeful wars,
Ferocious fights,
Dingy castles,
Daring knights.
Horrors that defy description,
Cut-throat Celts,
Awful Egyptians,
Vicious Vikings,
Cruel crimes
Punishments from ancient times.
Romans: rotten, rank and ruthless,
Cavemen: savage, fierce and toothless,
groovy Greeks,
brainy sages,
Mean and measly middle ages
Gory stories we do that
And your host a talking rat,
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to HORRIBLE HISTORIES!

(end verse)
Tall tales, atrocious acts,
we gave you all the fearsome facts,
the ugly truth, no glam or glitz,
we showed you all the juicy bits,
Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel,
stuff they don't teach you at school,
the past is no longer a mystery,
hope you enjoyed HORRIBLE HISTORIES!



@UmbilicalBrothers520

These Are Actually The Lyrics
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Terrible Tudours
Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts
Vile Victorians
Woeful Wars
Ferociously Fights
Dingy Castles
Daring Knights
Horrors That Defy Descriptions
Cut Throat Celts
Awful Egyptians
Viscous Vikings



@echo7160

Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights
Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime
Punishments from ancient times
Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless
Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages
Mean and Measly Middle Ages
Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to Horrible Histories



@riceymartin2203

Scenes used in the intro:
The Tudors song
The Posh family from Georgian Wife Swap
Ill Stuart woman
British Things (end of the song)
Blenkinsop & Maltravers (WW1 origins)
HHTV News' Mike Peabody at Thermopylae
Warrior: Viking game
Jim carrying sword
Mouse Fresh Max toothpaste from Egypt
Video game Celt
King Pepi II
Simon as a Viking
Knox from the Burke & Hare song
Goldilocks getting branded (fairy tales)
Spade hit (Weregeld origins)
Arena gladiators
Caligula
Grunt hits caveman art show host
Nug on Ready Steady Feast
Spartan woman from Greek Wife Swap
I'm a Greek song
The Plague song
Hugging covered in poo



@nog297

Ahh Abc3.

Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights
Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime
Punishments from ancient times
Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless
Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages
Mean and Measly Middle Ages
Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to Horrible Histories!



@stephcurry8565

lyrics: Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights
Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime
Punishments from ancient times
Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless
Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages
Mean and Measly Middle Ages
Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to Horrible Histories



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@user-mf7zc3bl1z

This show is the epitome of British childhood

@cosmo1851

@Ducky Boi yea!

@mrrockmonkey1

It was big here in Ireland as well.

@yippyskipoydoo8856

@@mrrockmonkey1 yup

@dramallama6201

Yep

@hakeemolajuwonBESTROCKET

Faaaaax

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@MissTakeBunny

I learnt more watching these than I did in my classes

@jelliebean2643

Same 🦄

@cska1945

Same

@manaralobaidi3444

exactly

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