1) Hostage (Alan): Electro/Rave/Fidget/House producer from Edinburgh, Scotl… Read Full Bio ↴1) Hostage (Alan): Electro/Rave/Fidget/House producer from Edinburgh, Scotland. Known for spack-house-electro and live sets involving reckless stupidity!
Bookings: josh@tfabookings.com
www.facebook.com/alanhostage
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2) Crossover hardcore/thrash band from Pittsfield, MA
http://hostage.bandcamp.com/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hostage/139356289464481

3) Canadian hardcore band from Hamilton, ON.
http://hostage905.bandcamp.com

4) American dark drum & bass producer. Has releases on a veriety of labels, among them Dylan's Freak Recordings and Mindsaw.

5) Karl O'Connor & Peter Sutton released the EP "Consumer Device" under the name Hostage on the Downwards label in 1993.

6) A Metalcore, Post-Hardcore band from Germany
https://www.facebook.com/hostagebandofficial/

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Ark Sinkin' To the ground And I can't reach up to the surface To…
Cancer All my life, I've been searching for an answer But since…
Don't Let Me Down Let's go Crashing Hit a wall Right now I need a miracl…
dreams We’re all so fabulous Yeah each and every single one of…

Dub My Disco My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light The Wreck…
Vanitas Oh Vanitas will tell my story Remember death, memento mori W…

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Jeronimo Roldan

1y↑1.4K

I love how there are 9 Tiktoks that were completely canon
-The original
-Gun
-Hands tied
-The other half of the body
-The legs
-The policeman at the door
-The policeman outside
-The news
-The one who puts the letters to the reporter

All comments from YouTube:

rileytheworm

3y↑15K

so happy that everyone can come together for one thing: to keep a joke running

Gul Bhai 420

1y↑1

@Aisha u can have tge 200 likes from mw

Osaki

@kurzawa_ damn, I would go that fair but alright- 👀

Ju87 Stuka

@kurzawa_ Bro, why you getting so Political?

K. Ferguson

@Aisha 🤣🤣

Here we go again

@C3r3site yeah twords the end there it was kinda eh

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Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

1y↑7.6K

The fact that they turned a single tik tok into an entire story is amazing. One of my favorite things on the internet ever.

J Cool Guy 15

I can't be the only one that thinks this dude looks like Jeffery Dahmer right

PABLO

Yes

makocomedy

awesome names

rIVerseLive _K,D,M,Z_

@Malachi Ramoz damn, she probably thinks his a creep thats why

KREWFam

@Malachi Ramoz wait really?

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Josephus Aquila

1y↑1.4K

Dude was just stoked to introduce his girlfriend to the world and the world treated him like an avengers level threat.

AloneSitoYT

@Rob Bal 😂💀

Rob Bal

1y↑3

It's a GTA 8 wanted stars.

H

@리유.riyune i remember it too it was funny

Franky Moon

1y↑3

No even Thanos had that much coverage.

Misty Luka

1y↑3

@리유.riyunewait really? N o

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Jeronimo Roldan

1y↑1.4K

Terry Plays

@Daniel Abeleira yeah but some people abbreviate the apastrophe, although its grammatically wrong, people just do it (sometimes for the sake of not 🤓ing themselves)

Daniel Abeleira

1y↑2

@Terry Plays, if it was an abbreviation it would have an apostrophe and be two words; the single word "mans" is just the third person singular present of "to man". Interestingly, "he mans said cannon" would work, but of course the original comment is missing a subject and says "canon", not "cannon". And now I shall 🤓myself.

Terry Plays

@Hey Hey You well technically it could be an abbreviation of "man has" which makes total sense "Mike 🤓"

Apricot

1y↑1

@Bruno Bucciarati oh my God Bucciarati is that you

Bruno Bucciarati

1y↑7

this is the mcu
did you know mcu stands for :marcus cinematic universe

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Ye

1y↑6.6K

We got “Free Brittany”, a girl covering the story on her true crime podcast, the people tuning in on the newscast with their friends, the girl’s mom getting interviewed, this is what humanity should look like: All banding together to make fun of the same guy in a hundred different ways.

potato eater

1y↑1

Alex Jones was there to.

Stewy BagoDonuts

@Semideiapranomedecanal then b people end up ded🤷‍♂️

Stewy BagoDonuts

1y↑1

Til you find out they were all correct and it pushes him over the edge and he unalives her🤷‍♂️?🤔

Sheesh

1y↑1

The MVP goes to the sketch artist tho
People really needed that 🤣

Nicholas Tricarico

1y↑1

@Ric Jared Palandiano And a sign language interpreter. 🤣🤣

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Gloria Somma

1y↑123

now this is what social media is supposed to be.
people with different backgrounds, beliefs, political opinions, working together to create a masterpiece.

SnowEspeon

3y↑31.7K

This video deserves a museum all to its own. Legitimately a legendary collaboration.

SnowEspeon

@Damien DeMented No

Marley

Yasss it does

Idk and idc

Brian Bueno

For being ungodly cringey so annoying

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Profeshinal

1y↑1.7K

Using TikTok as a tool to bring people together instead of shredding others down... I LOVE IT!

뷥궓

Bringing people together TO shred others down. We love to see it

(Grantypoo)

They bring people together TO shred others down.

Shade

1y↑3

@Avocado a worthy sacrifice

Colonel Rubix

1y↑1

Instead of Marcus of course

LookingGlass ✔️

1y↑1

They were shredding that one guy for being a massive tool though

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ducklesspond

1y↑1.3K

I hope these two are actually a perfectly happy couple, one of which is shy on camera, and are getting a good laugh out of all this

EnderBorn

@Lauren Bishop someone clearly didnt get the joke that has been formed here Lauren please look at the words that have capital letters and write something with only the letter in caps

Silky Milky

@Lauren Bishop You failed.

Silky Milky

@OneoftheCaesars Because you're unhappy yourself so you want others to share your misery?

Skylight Ikab

1y↑1

They are still together and just doing there stuff. I don't know if they react to it but last time I checked they just doing TikTok and YouTube 🤷🏼‍♂️

icerink239

1y↑3

@Lauren Bishop bruh

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Sufi Afnan

1y↑566

The sign language lady killed me. 😂😂😂

Ms Bonni

Bruhhh yasss I was dying!!

Gamer Redblue

@theasthmatic 0:19

SUMI_kwu｡･ﾟ

1y↑2

@theasthmatic 1:13

theasthmatic

1y↑1

what time

joediggity

2y↑933

the fact somebody even drew a really good portrait of this guy for this trend is fucking amazing.

James Ferguson

1y↑137

The fact that she was on a true crime podcast was absolutely wild😂

Someone

3y↑49.5K

Normal people: She’s probably camera shy, that’s why she looks so uncomfortable and awkward.

The Internet: H O S T A G E

Lavender Angel

It's rare that the worse case scenario of a situation for someone with social anxiety comes true, but not in this case. 😂😂😂

rIVerseLive _K,D,M,Z_

@SheepHair exactly the point. it looks like he force her even after she said no for the 5th time

rIVerseLive _K,D,M,Z_

@The Siamese it would be funny to me

Ginger The Cat Plushie

I am the 69th reply

Kat

Internet users are the only people who would see it tf

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Thane Anderson

1y↑427

A true landmark of teamwork, creativity, cooperation, and absolute sheer determination to brighten the world. Absolutely amazing.

Newb Play Games

oh you never heard of 4chan espacially /b/, except brighten the world part tho.

KUE

1y↑227

i cant believe its been over a year since this happened, I hope the future has more of these in store for us

hola

1y↑1

I wonder how many people are in this tiktok now

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Angel Delgado

1y↑14

This really does make you think about the resources that go into keeping a hostage alive. Crazy how one man can create such Chaos from inside one building.

mayford

1y↑266

This is comedy gold! The fact that they got so many people to help with this and add on to it just makes me wonder what else the Internet can do when we're all out together 😂

Steve Regexer

1y↑7

This is an amazing art piece that perfectly encapsulates the state of media consumerism, disinformation, 24-hour news cycle, etc.

If you look at what's happening, objectively, it's pretty disgusting. The longer you watch it, the weirder and worse it gets. It's almost like watching an episode of Black Mirror.

Niddez

3y↑27.6K

Goodluck to the future historians trying to understand our culture

JellyBaker

Fr this shits funny my kids if I have any are straight up gonna be like “what?”

JM

Idiocracy culture

Keeping up with The Sorreta's

Lololol

E

Fr 😭

AriesVixen

@jacksputrid 🤣😭❤️‍🔥💀🪦

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Kitaya Wolfe

1y↑152

You know it's serious when Stanzi gets in on the fun. 😂😂

MJ

1y↑6

Lol i saw her 😭😭

wee woo wee woo

1y↑7

Fr 😂

Cosmic Princess

1y↑10

Yes 😂

NintendoGamer64

1y↑64

I like how it progressively became a commentary on media coverage and public reaction to situations like this, made me think of "Don't Look Up".

Dennis Martinez

Exactly

salamander

oml yes

Kathryn Dunn

1y↑8

I love how the joke started as a hostage situation and then slowly turned into a parody of a media firestorm/public mayhem is the best part about this to me.

TERLOX

1y↑32

the fact that all these people took there time to do this just shows that memes will never die

Justin_Glen_with_1_N

1y↑20

Sending prayers for Brittany, I hope she makes it out safe. God bless her soul 🙏🏻😔

nativechatter999

3y↑9.9K

This is hilarious. The branching story lines, the chaotic cacophony of sound as if a real life emergency was occurring, it's just so good.

wermthewerm

@Brittany S no

Brittany S

@wermthewerm it is the right place no matter what

Commander Shepard

@Reido Denor what?

Reido Denor

@Commander Shepard ?

Sasuke Uchiha

3y↑1

@Arabian PRINCE both have been at fault. Legally it was Israel's land however, historically it says otherwise, no correct side

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ember..

1y↑44

it would be really funny if the original guy did a video where he like showed his girlfriend walking out of his house and he said something like “there you go everyone, she’s free”

Bananaforscale

WE DID IT

Muhammad Ahsan

1y↑67

It’s insane that this meme is actually a kind of breakdown of how trends happen in our society

Gaye Alisir

1y↑6

My respect for Tik Tok has just multiplied tenfold.

blue bird

2y↑51

I think this is the greatest meme to have ever made viral. It's funny, but so importantly, people, you guys got together and made this masterpiece together, essentially ripping this dude to shreds

Jess Stylinson

1y↑7

this is the single and only best thing to ever come from tiktok!! , the team work of every type of people getting along on a trend is a VERY rare thing and it is a hilarious legendary masterpiece lmaoo 🤣🤣😭😭

Eleanor Shellstrop

3y↑23.2K

This poor dude. He just wanted to show everyone that he loves his girlfriend.

Grambert Moore

His girlfriend looked really uncomfortable

▪︎ Parzival Wolf ▪︎

He shall forever be immortalized😂😂

Renato Cespedes

Poor guy

Destroy All Bacteria D.A.B

@projectalyce found the person that takes thr fun out of everything

rIVerseLive _K,D,M,Z_

@RiptideV10 lmfao

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PaTimaTions 28

1y↑85

This deserves a full documentary

Idk and idc

Proud to be the 69th like

LxveJxy

1y↑124

I love how there were so many duets you couldn’t even see the dude and his gf 💀

Shade

1y↑3

When the internet comes together to do something like this my faith in humanity restores itself a little bit

Meleeman247

1y↑136

The perfect collab doesn't exi...

Angela Hsiao

1y↑12

Based purely on the title and the thumbnail I thought there had actually been a tiktok hostage situation. Girl’s probably just camera shy or something but she really does look like she’s being held at gunpoint to stand in front of that camera.

Chris The Meme Man

3y↑16.8K

This feels like an opening for an apocalyptic movie.

Cool Wolf

3y↑2

All over a hostage

afk

3y↑1

Ahhh yes the apocalypse better grab my toy gun. Not even modified

the unnamed animator I͟n͟a͟c͟t͟i͟v͟e͟

3y↑1

Yes lol

Sunky

3y↑3

@Cye Marcians:*give the weapons*

felynecomrade

3y↑2

@Kevin Chen Also District 9, The Tomorrow War, and Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice. Filling in exposition and setting the scene for the new uncertain world through a montage of media coverage. Makes it all seem very realistic and scary.

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French-Ish Toast

1y↑19

THIS IS LEGENDARY, love when the internet joins together to keep jokes running

Vito

1y↑10

How the hell did a simple hostage situation get so intense?

str8arrow

1y↑5

When the internet doesn’t hate itself it’s beautiful

Reinzel Domingo

1y↑20

This shit never gets old. No matter how many times I watch it, it'll never be not funny.

Ultr4mix_64

1y↑7

This is what TikTok should be , good funny content without drama and weirdos

Zach Rodriguez

3y↑17.6K

The fact that this many people came together to create this whole thing is mind blowingly funny.

Titan

@Mint fishes no

Mint fishes

@Titan I think it's pretty funny isn't it silly 😆

iveluv

@Titan Jesus HKAHAJAHA, ok gramps.

Titan

@iveluv Hard to take a 4’ tall k-pop stan seriously tbh

iveluv

@Titan No, sir. As I said before, humor is so subjective that finding it funny or not does'nt matter. Look, I showed it to my dad and my grandpa, both laughed at the video. They're in their 40's and 60's, so... People who find this funny are not clowns, and you sir honestly have no rights to say this to all this people. It's rude, and if you are so mature to find this stupid and nonsense, then... have some respect for strangers.

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NeO-SaNdMaN4040

1y↑7

The Internet really cannot be blamed for this. The girl was silent the entire time, the video is perfectly cut so that NOTHING else but the guy is the focal point— and come on, he is just WAY too enthused by the fact that star wars day and his birthday are the same day.

Coffee

1y↑40

I never knew this went this far 💀

Eduard Caliman

1y↑1

This is what the internet was created for! 👏👏

LogeyPerogi

1y↑6

As bad as I feel for the guy, if this were to happen to me, I’d probably find it as hilarious as it is happening to this guy

ATWStudios

1y↑1

Having the lady doing sign language for translating caught me off guard 😂

RDGTrap

3y↑22.7K

I dont like TikTok but this is probably the best chain that ever happened.

No one

@itsme PrettyGurl indeed, it sucks.

EndWarrior

@itsme PrettyGurl yea but noobe asked for your opinion

Oh No

@Drip King welcome to the internet

Oh No

@itsme PrettyGurl you care enough to comment

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Sara

1y↑12

I would really like to thank the internet for putting its differences aside and churning out this banger of a collab 😂😂 10/10 WILL be watching it again lmao

Kalia Johnson

1y↑17

The way these sound like actual news clips makes this even more hilarious.

Twiznizzlenore

When humanity comes together we get good stuff like this :)

Erin Jackson

1y↑7

This wasn't planned yet somehow a group of nerds (I mean this affectionately) came together to make one of the greatest things on TikTok

Oizys

1y↑3

As a hostage I can confirm this is legit.

Re!gn

3y↑20.3K

This is the best TikTok duet chain so far. The fact that there's so many convoluted plotlines and news reports works so well because that's how it actually is in real life.

Ejej_shej

Haha true

Yeti

lol def

Morganite

3y↑1

@Arabian PRINCE jokes on you, I support Israel 🇮🇱

grayblues.

3y↑2

@BananaBear exactly. finally, someone with some braincells.

grayblues.

3y↑1

@TRYPLE IT'S NOT FALSE INFORMATION THOUGH wtf

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Sameer

1y↑26

They had 3 choppers for just one hostage. Now that's impressive

Coolkid9988 0

1y↑2

I love it when we can all come together for a cause

C Hexes

1y↑5

Stanzi crying “we just want our daughter back” 😂😂😂

•Faíth•

1y↑11

I love how this escalated so quickly

FlameFleen

1y↑3

Damn... From a guy who was just excited on his birthday to a world wild threat

Daniel Singery

3y↑4K

The fact that they replaced an actual photo of his face with a sketch is hilarious to me 😂😂😂

Stellar

@Henry Cheeseburger 1:55 and I see YouTube has introduced timed comments InTerEstiNg

LeSalute

3y↑3

@Henry Cheeseburger anytime

Henry Cheeseburger

3y↑2

What time

LeSalute

3y↑45

This is his face
Now this is a sketch of his face
I think I did pretty good
Micah back to you

Stellar

3y↑8

Omg I'm dead

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Curious Dolphin

1y↑5

I love when the internet is more funny than "popular" boring people.

Asher Wilkins

1y↑4

This is what creative collaboration is like definition. The end result is impossible to predict based on the beginning dude sick

hapi champagne

This is hilarious 😂 If people worked together like this in real life on real shit the world would be beautiful

~ 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮~

this is real entertainment, I couldn't stop laughing at the sign language LOL but its pretty cool they all came together and did this.

KC

1y↑1

I am actually crying. I have never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣 this is definitely a gem

Chaeyoungs Strawberry Farm

3y↑14.2K

I died when it started switching languages like it was becoming a more international case😭🤚🏻

æ

How's your relationship with your parents

G.O.A.T

When?

409_Henry

Jesus love’s you and died for your sin’s repent God Bless

Phoenix Plays Games

1y↑7

where do you hear any language but english? I don’t count sign language, she’s still signing in english

Protactinium Praseodymium Lactic Acid the third 🃏

I made this 11k likes nice

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JulietteOG

1y↑8

There should just be one giant movie about this situation and all these peoples povs like this is absolutely amazing

ScarrZ3 (ScarredLyfe)

I was gone at the “My fellow Americans” part 😂😂😂, everything after that kept me gone 😂😂😂

Ti My

1y↑3

This is social media at its best. Just a bunch of creative people building off of a funny premise.

Alienkid

1y↑2

This turned out so much better than I expected

Tengku Muliya

3y↑3.2K

The close friend part is refreshing. It looks believable.

Trellie s.s. Rose

2y↑1

@Vinnie The pizza one was a little funny.

Vinnie

3y↑2

@Landon Because some of them are extra & redundant

What color is your wall

3y↑3

I couldn't stop laughing. This whole chain video was a masterpiece too 😭

bo

🕴😎

Landon

3y↑4

Refreshing?

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D3F4ULT

1y↑2

I love how this many people came together to make this it’s acctualy wholesome asf😂

Ridlay

I love when the Internet gets together to bully someone for a good reason and in good fun.

ximswaggyx

Examples of how a situation can get out of hand quickly.

Nami1998

1y↑2

This is the greatest thing conceived by human minds.
This is what it means to be human.

Gabe Mckay

1y↑1

The lady signing and the kids with the nerd guns killed me

Eredoth Nightcore 37

3y↑13K

the guy: just introducing his girlfriend
the entire internet: "HE GOT A HOSTAGE!!!!"

Olp

1y↑3

@An On cool theory but I doubt it's the case. Ima bet that most of the people who dueted don't even know who Marcus is

Xenoverse 2 Kid

3y↑4

@舒華 lol he did nothing he just made a may the 4th be with you video and it was his birthday and his girlfriend let him introduce her and then it became an police movidb

Elite Shadow Films

3y↑1

It took one jokester to do it all

kotie !!

That how it be tho

BMB

3y↑1

@Dr. Dan Burritoman nah we’re just joking cuz he’s being weird about it

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Joe Zurilgen

1y↑7

You can make a whole tv series out of this 😂

Little Drummer

The Tiktokker that gave the girlfriend hairy, muscular man legs is an absolute genius. Gets me rolling every time.

Entity with white teeth

1y↑3

Jokes aside,she actually looks like she is being held hostage.

Jared Crimm

I really don't like Tiktok as a whole that much, but I think just this one string justifies its entire existence because this is just such a legendary collaboration.

protoman1214

This is awesome and it could not have been done to a better person. I got so fed up a with that guys content all over my social media, he legitimately comes off like the biggest creep.

Gamingmusician

3y↑5.1K

The guy who decided that she was a hostage must be proud of himself!

Kujan

3y↑2

@João Caldiron ofcourse because its the little gun who started it all not the cool looking one

Ms.Yawhaw

Blob

Graciliraptor

3y↑13

@João Caldiron it was a good gun too :/

Tamia Tomato

3y↑18

@João Caldiron I noticed that too :(

Chapter - Here

3y↑6

@Not it I like that

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Suzie’s On Breakcheck recent video

1y↑5

I love how so many people duet this to the point no one can even see the original video.

Hesti Kleynhans

I love how it escalated into total chaos😂

LawDog

1y↑1

As a conservative and 2nd amendment enthusiast, the guy with the Fox News icon saying the hostage taker is oppressed cracked me up! 🤣

HAPPYSEBAS11

1y↑6

I love how among all the chaos, there a guy just walking up to the back door to deliver a Hot N' Ready pizza

Olivia Shanks

Marcus seems like a really nice guy, and his girlfriend is beautiful. This video will go down in the TikTok history books and museums.

Zetsumo

3y↑6.4K

The effort they put into this is unbelievable and the creativity its jaw droping

Dead channel Seriously it’s dead

@Onimirare you gotta remember people here think taking 20 minutes to shoot a video is a lot of effort, I would love to see people who think like this actually work in theater or even a local news station

Onimirare

3y↑1

@hari I mean, I used to play with chroma key and stuff when I was a kid, I cannot imagine it being very hard nowadays with all the apps that uses AI to help with the editing. Why do you think it would be hard?

hari

@Onimirare u can say it’s easy bcus u didn’t do it yoself. Try it and u will know.

hari

@Onimirare a lot tho.....

Eventerminator

The power of meme magic

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Crimson

1y↑1

Love when the internet comes together like this 😩🤌

Andrew

1y↑1

When the internet came together to make a masterpiece

WWE2K Mods and Stuffs

1y↑4

The dude: Imma introduce my girlfriend
Humanity: Imma end this man's whole career

Akina

1y↑1

I'm surprised this escalated so quickly

Francisco

I hope this guy and his girlfriend are having fun with these videos.

Declan Storeshaw

3y↑45.9K

Imagine how legendary the guy who started this felt.

Alexoxo

@finally a homa haver that dude is such a weirdo

live for Jesus

@Unknown Stranger so you're the guy who said it was your birthday originally?

Katie L.

3y↑1

We have no clue because based off what I can tell: he’s a super serious guy on social media and that video was the most expression I’ve seen from him.

Gum

PixLNix

3y↑1

He had the whole hostage bro he’s crazy

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Jąʍҽʂ

1y↑2

Someone's lack of social skills turned turned into a well made meme. Perfect

Controversial Chris

I was actually crying with laughter at the free brittany guy.

Mikasa

I love how this turned into a whole thing when the man was just showing his gf 🤣🤣🤣

Frank Rodriguez

1y↑1

the "free brittany "guy killed me 🤣

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