Torture
Huge L Lyrics

Yo, silmäpussit tummemmat ku jenkkifudikses
My dark eye bags are deeper than a football player's.

Mul on Jeesus väärinpäin mun lempijulistees
My favorite poster is one where Jesus is upside down.

Kokoasu musta, etin kenkii sukille oon koko ajan tuskas
I'm always in pain trying to find shoes that match my all-black outfit and socks.

Kokoon pimeässä palapelii, sakaristos kuuntelee LP:tä takaperin
I put together puzzles in the dark while listening to LPs backwards in the chapel.

Iron Maidenii, kupari häräs, vaihoin jäden meijeriin sulavin jäbä
I listened to Iron Maiden while changing tires in the factory, feeling like a melted ice cube.

"Ei..." Viiltelin veitsel sormeen, kivi mun sydämes Pain'e Forte
"No..." I cut my finger with a knife, but the pain in my heart hurts more.

Tungen kynnen alle oljen, jos joudun kymmenen norsun alle ei ne polje
I put a straw under my nail, just in case I end up under ten elephants so they won't step on me.

Draculan luona kuuluu ovesta ulinaa, mä seivästän sen
I hear a sound coming from Dracula's door, so I prepare to stake him.

Sä et oo koskaan ollu liekeis jos sul ei oo ollu monesta tulikaa
You've never been on fire unless you've been on fire multiple times.

"Ei..." Kidutan ku pisaria tiputan, niputan itteni pöydälle, virutan
"No..." I torture myself by dropping tears, curling up on the table, and stretching.

Luunmurtumii katariinanpyöräs, olin valmiina mut oli pyöveli myöhäs
I was ready for the Catherine wheel with broken bones, but the executioner was late.

Kravattina naru, liina mun naamal mihi vesi vaan valuu
I tie a rope around my neck with a cloth over my face, letting water drip on me.

Koen valetelotuksen, nyt eri persoonani ymmärtää mitä on elämänhalu
I experience a deception, and now my alter ego understands what it means to have the will to live.

Vaimo roviol, murskaaja ohimol, toivon giljotiinii et tää nopeesti ohi on
My wife burns at the stake, and I wish for a guillotine to make it quick.

Ku intis pidän kujanjuoksust nii paljo et teen suoritan sen ringis
In the army, I love running in circles so much that I make it a race.

"Ei, ei, ei, älä satuta mua"
"No, no, no, don't hurt me."

Velois, pakko työl elää, McDonaldsin jälkee mut pakkosyötetää
I'm in debt, forced to work and eat McDonald's.

Vedä mua laivan peräs, mies yli laidan, mielummin hain evääks
Pull me behind the ship until the man overboard, I'd rather be bait.

Rottia mahan pääl, meinaa paeta mun läpi
Rats on my stomach, trying to escape through me.

Kylmä -kuumahoitoo, hampaat joku oikoo, sit on hitto soikoon
I receive hot-cold therapy while someone fixes my teeth, and it hurts like hell.

Parturikampaajas skalpeeraa päät alaspäin ettei olis nii kalpeena
The barber scalps my head upside down so I won't look too pale.

Sahaa mun haarat ku on palanut naama, joku hakannut raajat
Saw my genitals because my face is burned, and someone hit my limbs.

Pupillit laajat, mediciinii, ei mitää penisilliinii
My pupils are dilated, and I need medicine, but not penicillin.

"Ei..." Tyttöystävän rinnan revin nääs
"No..." I tear open my girlfriend's chest.

Älä hukuta mua pinnal, selitän
Don't drown me on the surface, I explain.

Ratsastan Espanjaan aasilla, raipalla selkääni eestaas raavin
I ride to Spain on a donkey, scratching my back with a whip.

Päärynä suus huudan, se kuoli
With a pear in my mouth, I scream as it dies.

Mul on himas ikean olohuonekalusteet plus Juudaksen tuoli
I have IKEA living room furniture and Judas's chair at home.