Fly in the Ointment
Ian Dury Lyrics


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Fly in the ointment
Stain on the character
Dust on the wainscot
Hair on the gate

Bee in the bonnet
Ash on the waistcoat
Flake on the shoulder
Crack in the plate

Eye on the clock
Bat in the belfry
Head in the sand
Kick up the arse

Smudge on the collar
Hands in the paint
Flea in the ear
Snake in the grass

I though that you love me
'Cos that's what you said
Climb on the table
Pat on the bed

The further you love me
You were taking the piss-tic
Out of the frying pan
Into the mystic

Rock in the carpet
Gap in the market
The open umbrella
But wait in the hall

An old bit of gum
With nowhere to park it
Soldier of fortune
Ear on the wall

I thought that you loved me
Cos that's how I felt
Kick in the bollocks
Under the belt

I thought that you loved me
Now I know I'm a prune
I wish through the window
(this line is so mumbled I doubt he knows what he said)

Knot in the hanky
Rat on the landing
Little bit hanging
Pain in the bum

Mind your own business
Only one standing
Wrong side of the bed
Terrible hum

I thought that you loved me
Cos that's what you said
Grub on the table
Hat on the bed

I thought that you loved me
You were taking the piss-tic
Out of the frying pan
Into the mystic





(note: the noises in the last verse and chorus are just him making
Rolf Harris type noises, he doesn't actually say any proper words)

Overall Meaning

Ian Dury's "Fly in the Ointment" is a song that's filled with a litany of annoyances, referring to those things that get in our way and cause problems in our daily lives. The lyrics are poignant and capture the essence of how personal experiences can be very frustrating. Each verse describes a different obstacle that gets in the way of things: from "a bee in the bonnet" to "an old bit of gum with nowhere to park it." These obstacles serve as metaphors for larger problems we face in life, whether they are personal or societal.


Dury's song is also a commentary on the human condition, where we expect things to go a certain way, but they often don't. In the opening verse, he uses the metaphor of a "fly in the ointment," which is a reference to a small problem that undermines everything else that's good. He then goes on to list a series of other obstacles. The second verse adopts a similar pattern, with each line describing something that is out of place or unexpected. This pattern continues throughout the song, making it a reflection of the human desire for order and predictability, and the often-unpredictable nature of life.


Overall, "Fly in the Ointment" is a song that captures the mood of frustration and disappointment that we all feel from time to time. It shows how even the smallest things can get in the way and cause problems, and that sometimes, we just have to deal with these issues and move on.


Line by Line Meaning

Fly in the ointment
A small fault or flaw causing irritation and annoyance


Stain on the character
A negative mark on one's reputation


Dust on the wainscot
A small but visible inconvenience


Hair on the gate
A minor inconvenience or annoyance


Bee in the bonnet
An obsession or fixation causing distraction


Ash on the waistcoat
A careless mistake or slip-up


Flake on the shoulder
A small but noticeable burden or annoyance


Crack in the plate
A significant flaw or fault


Eye on the clock
Feeling pressured by time constraints


Bat in the belfry
Being perceived as crazy or foolish


Head in the sand
Ignoring or avoiding a problem or situation


Kick up the arse
A harsh warning or punishment


Smudge on the collar
A small yet noticeable imperfection


Hands in the paint
Being caught in the act of wrongdoing


Flea in the ear
An insistent or annoying voice or idea


Snake in the grass
A deceitful or untrustworthy person


I thought that you love me
Believing in someone's love and loyalty


'Cos that's what you said
Based on someone's words rather than actions


Climb on the table
Demanding attention or creating a scene


Pat on the bed
Giving a false sense of security or affection


The further you love me
Believing someone loves more as time goes on


You were taking the piss-tic
Realizing someone was making fun or taking advantage of you


Out of the frying pan
Moving from one bad situation to another


Into the mystic
Entering an unknown or confusing realm


Rock in the carpet
A small but noticeable inconvenience


Gap in the market
Spotting a missed opportunity


The open umbrella
A sign of bad luck or misfortune


But wait in the hall
Being left in a state of uncertainty or suspense


An old bit of gum
A useless or forgotten item


With nowhere to park it
Feeling stuck or unable to move forward


Soldier of fortune
Taking risks for personal gain or profit


Ear on the wall
Eavesdropping or spying on others


Kick in the bollocks
A painful or unfair surprise


Under the belt
Causing harm or offense in an unfair or cruel way


Now I know I'm a prune
Feeling foolish or embarrassed


I wish through the window
Unintelligible


Knot in the hanky
A reminder or symbol of something important


Rat on the landing
An unwelcome or unpleasant surprise


Little bit hanging
A small but noticeable imperfection


Pain in the bum
A significant annoyance or inconvenience


Mind your own business
Stop interfering in someone else's matters


Only one standing
Being left alone or isolated


Wrong side of the bed
Being in a bad mood or starting the day off poorly


Terrible hum
A persistent and annoying noise


Grub on the table
A lack of basic necessities or resources


Hat on the bed
An omen of bad luck or misfortune




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