Asshole Rules the Navy
Iggy Pop Lyrics


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Let us sing a bit of good old Captain Kitt
Who sat one morning early in the head
A bee came flying past and it
Stung him on the ass
And this is what the gallant captain said

Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea
If you want a bit of bum
Better get it from your chum -
You'll get no ass from me

Now we'll hear some rhymes
Of Yeoman Second Grimes
Who ran the hook that hoisted up the mail
One day as he stood watch it
Caught him in the crotch
And he cried as he went flying o'er the rail
"It doesn't matter!"

Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea
If you want a bit of bum
Better get it from your chum -
You'll get no ass from me

And now to end my song I'll sing of AB Long
Whose member was not like his name at all
When asked if he would tell how
He got along so well
His answer simply was as I recall
"It's very simple…"

Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea
If you want a bit of bum
Better get it from your chum -
You'll get no ass from me-e-e-eee
If you want a bit of bum




Better get it from your chum -
You'll get no ass from me

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Asshole Rules the Navy" by Iggy Pop & A Hawk and a Hacksaw provide a humorous and satirical take on the hierarchical dynamics within the Navy. The song tells three separate stories, each highlighting a different character and their experiences.


The first verse introduces Captain Kitt, who finds himself stung by a bee on his posterior. Faced with this sudden discomfort, he expresses his frustration by proclaiming that "Asshole rules the Navy." This can be interpreted as a metaphor suggesting that those in authority can often act selfishly and ignore the needs of their subordinates. The captain's reply also implies that he refuses to offer any help or sympathy to others, emphasizing a lack of compassion within the hierarchical structure.


The second verse features Yeoman Second Grimes, who is responsible for operating the mail hoist. While performing his duty, the hoist unexpectedly catches him in a sensitive area, causing pain and distress. Despite his mishap, Grimes exclaims, "It doesn't matter!" This line can be seen as a resigned acceptance of the unfortunate circumstances he finds himself in, highlighting the dismissive attitude that can sometimes prevail among those in power. Once again, the mention of the "asshole" reinforces the theme of authority figures prioritizing their own interests over the well-being of others.


The final verse centers around AB Long, whose genitalia contradict his name. When asked about his success in navigating the Navy's challenges, his response is simple: "It's very simple." This statement suggests that Long has found a way to maneuver within the hierarchical system by aligning himself with those in power. This can be understood as a comment on the notion that individuals who conform to the dominant rules and structures can often achieve a certain level of advantage or success.


Overall, the lyrics of "Asshole Rules the Navy" serve as a lighthearted critique of the power dynamics and self-serving behaviors within hierarchical institutions. The repetition of the chorus, "Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea," reflects the frustration and resignation experienced by those subjected to the authority and whims of those in power. The song pokes fun at the absurdities and unjust aspects of these structures, shedding light on the need for compassion, empathy, and fairness in such environments.


Line by Line Meaning

Let us sing a bit of good old Captain Kitt
Let's talk about the story of Captain Kitt, a respected figure


Who sat one morning early in the head
Who was sitting in his quarters early in the morning


A bee came flying past and it stung him on the ass
Suddenly, a bee flew by and stung him on the buttocks


And this is what the gallant captain said
And here are the words that the brave captain uttered


Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea
Those who act like jerks have control and influence over the Navy and the sea


If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -
If you desire some sexual pleasure, it's better to seek it from your friend


You'll get no ass from me
I won't provide you with any sexual favors


Now we'll hear some rhymes of Yeoman Second Grimes
Now let's listen to a story about Yeoman Second Grimes


Who ran the hook that hoisted up the mail
He was responsible for operating the hook used to lift the mail


One day as he stood watch, it caught him in the crotch
One day while he was on duty, the hook accidentally caught him in his groin


And he cried as he went flying o'er the rail
In pain, he cried out as he was thrown over the rail


"It doesn't matter!"
"It doesn't matter!" he exclaimed, trying to brush off the incident


Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea
Those who act like jerks have control and influence over the Navy and the sea


If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -
If you desire some sexual pleasure, it's better to seek it from your friend


You'll get no ass from me
I won't provide you with any sexual favors


And now to end my song I'll sing of AB Long
Lastly, I'll conclude the song by talking about AB Long


Whose member was not like his name at all
Whose genitalia did not match his name, suggesting he was not endowed as his name implies


When asked if he would tell how he got along so well
When questioned about his success in relationships


His answer simply was as I recall
His response, if I remember correctly, was quite simple


"It's very simple..."
"It's very simple..." he stated, implying an uncomplicated explanation


Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea
Those who act like jerks have control and influence over the Navy and the sea


If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -
If you desire some sexual pleasure, it's better to seek it from your friend


You'll get no ass from me-e-e-eee
I won't provide you with any sexual favors, emphasizing the refusal


If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -
If you desire some sexual pleasure, it's better to seek it from your friend


You'll get no ass from me
I won't provide you with any sexual favors




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R Robinson


on Livin' On The Edge Of The Night (edit)

Here are corrections to incorrect lyrics - outrageously, stupidly incorrect: The first line is, "ILL WIND off the river". (And that's ill, not I'll.) The second line is, "smoke stacks fade to BLACK". Second verse: "I've made my bed but I can't REST my head". And "so much COULD be misunderstood". Bridge: "WELL maybe it's just my life". An artist crafts his work meticulously , then this is what happens to it. Disgusting.

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