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Giyuu Tomioka

And thats a fact

Gaster Planet

If Batman was like on a break or something Alfred would’ve dealt with all crimes in Gotham in 2 days tops

Colin Murphy

Wayne’s have such a kickass hairline

COVID!

Yea

Jumo

@Say Ten when they're born they already have the full head of Playboy hair

Damian Wayne

@lethabo makgotla And show the son of the Bat some respect

lethabo makgotla

@Damian Wayne Damian would never say thank You,EVER!!!!

Damian Wayne

Thank you.

gamerguy19981

That...was how the Batman died...not by a bullet, not a gaping hole in his chest....no it was something far worse...too much butter on his popcorn

Demon King 786

Batman’s greatest enemy butter

Jumo

We will all remember him as the man with an adoption problem

Nicole Diedrick

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

Davina Jones

Creative! I love it!!

robbie boy dude guy

He canonically has a heart attack later in life in some continuities, so this isn’t that far off HSGDHDG

Angel Walsh

I love Damian, like seriously! His fake sleeping killed me when he seemed so dang innocent and I'm like girl you don't know crap

Ishan Patel

@Bully Maguire so did you get the Joker?

Bully Maguire

@Damian Wayne

Wait until you grow up with Bruce more. You'll be even better than your grandfather ever was

Richard Dah

Wait he was fake sleeping i thought it was real

Lola Cat

@Damian Wayne are you sure about that?

Jumo

If only that woman knew what he was capable of

Just Some Guy with a Mustache

I see he's fulfilling the role of the son well. Making sure his father never gets some.

Gilliomanjo

Your not the original one, ur profile pic is different. Ur just a copycat

Jumo

The fact he literally told Bruce to wear a condom and cover his drink makes it even more hilarious

kevin k

We meet again

Shamim Khan

@Nikki M qot

Nikki M

I thought you were Batman but your dangle

E P

He just electrocuted his own child. Damn Bruce calm down

i'mnotmexican

@CJ Parsons
You seriously think raising a hand against a child soldier would be productive at all, or even NOT morally awful?

Trav

@The Dark Core strapping them down and torturing them I assume

The Dark Core

@Trav Ra’s is a murderer and a villain. Same for pretty much everybody in the league of assassins. Even though Damian was a child they still trained him like one of their assassins. They turned him into a killer. I’ll leave it up to your imagination to figure out how Ra’s trains stone cold killers.

Trav

@The Dark Core so what kinda of stuff did ra’s do to him besides electrocuting him

The Dark Core

@Trav we don’t know if Ra’s ever electrocuted Damian but he probably did worse to train him. Don’t forget that his league and him trained Damian as an cold blooded Assassin, their methods aren’t what I would call child friendly.

MrCervantesent

If I caught my son sleeping after he was reading a book than being on a smartphone or playing video games, I'd be so proud of him!

Zaidan Ahnaf

Boomer? Thatta you?

Jumo

@ICN H yeah I read on my phone or tablet constantly then get yelled at to get off the device and read a book or something.
Like- that's exactly what Im doing right now??

ICN H

​@Viviana Di Chiara No. They play games, have fun, and sometimes learn a thing or two. Just like kids back then, just on a different medium. I didn't say all they did was read because there are eBooks now. I'm saying now they have easier access to information. Just get your kids hooked on good stories online instead of limiting them to whatever you have in the house

you're on the internet right now. Are you saying you're doing nothing but reading an ebook? sorry for the long reply, but my point completely went over your head.

Viviana Di Chiara

@ICN H ah, yes. Cause all kids do onpine these day is reading ebook. RIIIIIIGHT

Damian Wayne

@Speedy Spider Use a blue light filter or blue light filtering glasses then.

IlianaMage

So apparently it's ok to use deadly force to keep ur kid from sneaking out 😂

i'mnotmexican

@Araf Akil
Oh yeah, how awful Damian is, being a child soldier who was groomed and brainwashed into believing he would conquer the world since he was a child, but decided he would rather stay with someone who could actually love him. ¿How dare this child soldier not be kind and warm at all times?

Jumo

It's Damian. Any other force would not keep him in.
He IS the deadly force

Omer DT8

well this is an educational movie

slane troyard92

When your son is brought up by his nearly 6 centuries old grandfather. Who lead a army of assassins with his mother as 2nd in command. The answer is yes. Because he's been trained to handle it.

B L

Bruh

Seymour Disapproves

Bruce in 2015: "Dont worry Damian, once we get some paperwork finalized, we can announce you as a member of the family :)"

Selina in 2019: "Who's Damian?"

Elijah Martinez

@Smileawayfd Dentistry so batman now has 3 actual kids, 1 actual son and 2 actual daughters, helena and Anastasia

Smileawayfd Dentistry

@Shivangi Kharkwal Anatasia is In the Injustice Universe But i would like if she was in.the Main Universe.

Pneuma The Aegis プネウマ

Nightwing: “He’s Bruce’s son heh heh.”
Selina Glares
Batman: “Alfred, get the bat belt.”

imno Android

@Shivangi Kharkwal I think that's in another universe, so not canon I suppose

Shivangi Kharkwal

Imagine, what if Selina comes to know that batman has a daughter too... Athanasia al Ghul or Athanasia Wayne, Damian's younger sister, with Talia al Ghul...

Incredible Jake

They need to make a Super Sons Animated movie with Damien Wayne and Jon Kent.

Guilherme Almeida

YESSS

Mai_Hai

I would love that 😭😭😭

Sammy Jaohnson

Damian and jon babysitted by nightwing i would like a movie like that

louk mpo

John kent

Chris

Wouldn’t that be illegal since jon is 10 and Damian is 13

sato

Damian is amazing. He's such a kid but he's also a genius much like his father.

mashi maro

true but clueles about felling did you watch the teen titans vs justice league raven and damian are the ship

K K

"UNFORTUNATE CHILD" HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW SHE SAID IT LOL

mechadoggy

2:04

Mrs.Portgas

i'm surprised he didn't kill her XD

Pandlien

Creese Krap yeah ... also, i always wonder with that much criminal in town and with this rich mansion why no one tried to broke in..

Chetan Vishnu

Creese Krap I

EmptyMan000

So condescending.

Tria Vang

Better dad than Superman for sure.

Abysswalker

@Morgan Young didn’t batman and superman son become friends in that comic

Zaidan Ahnaf

Are you referring to Injustice?

Tahsin Sameer

I think he meant it in a sarcastic way

Jumo

Clark is a great dad. Bruce isn't bad but he's so emotionally constipated I've seen rocks show more emotion.

its britneybyotch

Idk

II QuietRiot II

Damien is such an adorable kid. I mean, he's a little sh!t but it's soooo precious.

2 ideots with a phone

@Md Hanif yes squishy boy gives him hugs

Md Hanif

he's so squishy too!!!

The raging house

He's better than injustice damien

Nerd FanOfDamianWayne

Damian: that's a little better.

Gets shocked

Damian: that's a lot better!

arjo starudo

I think he actually meant "butter", not "better".

Marie Louis

Lol

TheEndo-SymArmor

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂

Charlie 4130

THEY ARE BASICALLY CLONES, IS SHE BLIND?

Ena

She just want the bag 😩

Lola Cat

@excelll333 how do you know? y’all think all the girls that aren’t villains or sum are gold diggers like tf!

Johnny Johnny

I mean to be fair it's the same universe where Clark can fool people with just a pair of glasses

Cata Lozada Q

Well, Damian said she was shallow so...

Pneuma The Aegis プネウマ

It’s just a movie guys

Luna Nightshade

Damn, Wayne Manor has one hell of a security system. And while it may be used to keep Damian inside the grounds here I don't think that's the main reason for it. This is the house of freaking Batman. If any Gotham villain is smart enough to connect the dots and figure out the Bruce Wayne=Batman, or the identities of any of the Batfam residents who are living at the Manor, it would be the first place they would check out. Heck, even regular villains would probably try to rob the place simply because it's the home of the wealthiest man in Gotham. And then there's the fact that Damian is related to Ra's Al Ghul and Talia Ghul, both of which have made plenty of enemies on their own. So security would have to be pretty tight to keep anyone who's looking to hurt the Batfam off the property. At least that's my theory.

THE DECENDANT

@truthseeker the public persona of bruce is a pervert playboy who has too much money for his own good, that's why people don't figure it out

Daniel

@emaster met Bruce is the only billionare who has adopted several children that match Batmans sidekicks body types, is the number one sponsor for Batman Incorporated, lives in a very secluded area that is perched near a massive cliffside with caves, is rarely seen out at night, usually has others maintain his work and is the only billionare seen to be able to disarm and fight goons or villians who try to threaten him.

truthseeker

Luna Nightshade meh, zatanna's estate is better. her shadowcrest mansion is LITERALLY a live magical sentient security system.
The entire mansion is HUGE on the inside, and it can even remain invisible in reality. hell, it literally can even exist outside of reality. nobody can have access to it unless it's zatanna. The mansion can even defend itself from magical intruders, inside or out. The mansion houses magical spells and knowledge that is older than time, or even lost in time that's never even heard of.

Landen Drake

@emaster met Exactly he's the richest there but definently not the only person with money.

Landen Drake

@truthseeker Bruce isn't the only rich person in Gotham.

Jen Choi

Damian: I want my own bowl!
Bruce: I think we can afford it😆😆😄😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁

Jacob The Gamer

Exactly

Mohammad Aamir Iqbal

Yeah. I was wondering the same thing. Like hell man, you can buy a million bowls of popcorn, and you say that you think you can afford it.

Kids Account

Sofia Fuentes barley

A Guy With A Lot Of Opinions

Damian is the hero we need, not the one we deserve

The Phoenix

The opposite

Anarcha Media

"Actually,I am both!"-Damian Wayne

Doran Martell

Bruce Wayne. Use claymore land mines to keep your teenager from sneaking out at night. Also, DO NOT KILL.

NS120121

@Connor Lonergan Comic book human flesh can't handle much bullets. But they can survive being smashed through concrete.

RadialEnergy

Also: don't forget the bird spikes. (For irony.)

Victor Kreed

@Elijah Alcoba Lol, you stupid!!! Good one.

Elijah Alcoba

Doran Martell you got it wrong, it’s not for Damien much much worse





Alfred

Victor Kreed

samuel bekele Naw, that kid has been near death plenty of times, this was just a little exercise.

Caleb Shimomura

Damian: You keep surveillance on me. You don't trust me?!?!?

also Damian: I'm gonna try to sneak out while Father's guard is down.

Oh Damian, you're not reaaaally that mad he doesn't trust you. You just hate that you can't do what you want anymore because he knows you too well.

i'mnotmexican

Of course he is angry Bruce doesn't trust him, Damian is trying his hardest not to act the way he was raised to, yet this effort is completely ignored and belittled by his father who can't even believe when he's saying he didn't kill someone.

Lorist Norton

The Silencer yeah i thought damian would be devoid of emotion. :v Considering he is trained by assassins. The progression would've been better if they write damian as such. Bat man or bruce showing damian a family that he himself never got to enjoy, not other way around.

The Silencer

sounds like a typical pre pubescent kid... wow.. I guess damian is much more normal than we think..haha

Apples4Applez

I just realized how thick Bruce's neck is...

Celina Li

thick necks and shoulders 5x the size of their heads

Baconator

3 years later

anna trupiano

he got as T H I C C neck

Gabriel Gaiusbayode

The infrastructure Wayne is talking about actually resembles the infrastructure of Gotham in Batman Beyond. Cool little touch

shayan

Hues Of the Heart exactly

NWCountryGirl17

Damn grabbing Damian by the face lady's lucky he didn't break that hand...
sidenote:aww Wayne family movie night

LunchTrey Gaming

Meh. She bent down enough to his level that he probably got a chance to look down her dress. I think he can let the face grab slide this one time.

Lin Chung Wang Kuroda - The prince of your dreams

I love Damian. He look so awesome, when he's trying to sneak out.

NzmAnh Dee

How does Alfred take care of the mansion?

2 ideots with a phone

Magic

Just Fantastic

Alfred's a god

Hellenic Boi

Bruce only uses like half the mansion. Just some light dusting and he won't know the difference.

DiBBagE

Alfred has a butler too

hardfugoo

I always loved the entire art design of this movie... except how they made Bruce Wayne look. Looks like a roided out Japanese sushi chef.

mr pringle

@arsetothem probably pierce bronan

Lucy Waynehttp

hardfugoo 😂😂😂😂😂

truthseeker

arsetothem idk... pick one that you think suits his character. I was just making a suggestion.

arsetothem

@truthseeker which james bond? theres like 12 actors in all media

truthseeker

they should make him look more like james bond

Lightning Purple

Aahh I wish Damian said this "if mother find out she'll be dead right away" that would be so funny.

Mohamed Mohareb

Damian looks so peaceful when he is asleep

rainyday254

Yeah he's adorable

GuardianKyle

Alfred: The Movie.

Cleaning up the city and preventing cholesterol.

Chaotic Neutral

HOLY HECK, HE'S HAVING LOTS OF BUTTER ON THE POPCORN, BATMAN PLAYS DANGEROUSLY!

Crick1952

His real nemesis is hardened arteries

密秘

金典老歌

。

Gamerafighter76

This scene makes me hungry for popcorn. Nice to see them getting along.

Gamerafighter76

JakeVilla 16 Duh.

ItsJavik

Gamerafighter76 think you can afford it? 😂

Azriel Singh

Gamerafighter76 XD

Omar López

No one:

Bruce during a date: mY pArEnTs aRe dEAd

anna trupiano

it’s literally a personality trait

Jalen Bridges

Damian’s stubbornness makes him the best.

BIBBO

Lady: touches Damians face

Damian: “I’m about to END this lady”

sparkeyy__

Damian: Definitely a bit shallow but--
Bruce: w h a t a r e y o u r e a d i n g

DiBBagE

Does anyone know or care to make an assumption on what Damian knows like how smart he is how well versed he is in mathematics, science, geology, economics etc... And do you think it's possible to reach his level of intelligence in reality?

V bee_71

I’m guessing that he’s “gifted” compared to other kids his age

Danielle Santos

I'm thinking Damian was awake reading the book, heard Bruce & Samantha come in and pretend to be asleep.

Spenser Farman

Samantha looks like Talia with blonde hair and brighter skin.

2 ideots with a phone

@dozer games im calling the p o l i c e

Joanna Taylor

@dozer games lol

FlaminAK 7

dozer games FAX

dozer games

Spenser Farman no talia is thhiiiicccer

Katherine Davey

"I think we can afford it" - Bruce Wanye

FloweryJoker 33

Damien has the funniest faces ever

simpbur soot

@TVA Loki Batman if only they knew that his mom was Talia

TVA Loki Batman

He’s gonna be like

I’m telling my mom

Not Dante

I think we can afford it... Jesus Christ Bruce what happen to ur father $$?

Shawn Kuhn

@LUKE Thegoldenminecart Billion*

LUKE Thegoldenminecart

You are aware he runs a multi million dollar company right

Kofi Name

don’t use the Lords Name in vain

Aakash Bose

Sarcasm.

DuskyBeats

He's skilled in like all martial arts, electronic engineering, robotics, chemical engineering....ok ok he's pretty much skilled at everything. You don't think he's skilled in business admin, economics and such enough to make assloads of money with his already abundant resources?

Arsnole

At 1:32 that face Bruce made it was like really really Damin why 😭😭😂

Flip Vert

Batman: I wasn’t hiding my son from the world, I was hiding the world from my son...

Charles K

Look how pissed he is when she calls him unfortunate 😂

Johnny Liu

Alfred, a true hero against heart attacks and high cholesterol in general

24sirosay2

I think Wayne manor is where Damian can actually settle in and be comfortable and not cautos

linda love

.. Ok.. Why is nobody talking about his squishy cheeks?!

Celina Li

BECAUSE IT'S WEIRD TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE BEING SQUISHY

2 ideots with a phone

I want hug him please

SuperDragon Lewis

@Kineret Gilboa I don't think he would like that

Kineret Gilboa

Idk but i wanna squeeze them

AnimalLover43000

"you were awake the whole time, wheren't you?"
"not the whole time"
0:45 Okay, how did you not notice him behind you until he started fake snoring?

Eduardo Magana

Well, he is TECHNICALLY your biological Damien, and they keep there kids from sneaking out.

Clari

"What's going on?"
Yeah, he knows exactly what's going on.

noob17

the uncanny resemblance between damian and bruce shouldn’t have gone unnoticed but go on sis

Kaycee Obingene

I don't why but I laughed so hard when Bruce ruffled Damian's hair

Rick74

She treats Damian like a lost puppy instead of a human being. This is a hint regarding her capacity for murder

Fatal Wish

Alfred out here protecting Bruce from high cholesterol. Absolute legend

Lucy

Damian: fine but I'm not sharing I want my own bowl
Bruce: I think we can afford it
Damian: then well we're at it
Bruce: no

Petra Kryze

Damian: I'm Damian. Bruce's-
Bruce; my ward.



Who looks exactly like I did at his age, but that's just a coincidence.

Anne Blake

"I want my own bowl!" -me too Damien, me too

Penguin Lover

I thought that Bruce was gonna yeet Damian's book from how fast he grabbed it.😂

Gaming Pulse

Oh man! This scene Bruce and Damian watching a MOVIE! And being family! It’s nice.

Oh wait it’s over now Damian is doing Damian things.

Ravenclaw Girl

“What I do wrong now” 😂 I love how he just thinks he’s in trouble again ➖〰️➖ I’m a weirdo

Dold Family

3:31 Damian's smile means everything!

Charles Ramos

1:44 what Damien should have said:
Yeah, my father ran around thinking he looked cool in a super suit

Gaea Ranee Ibanez

Remember Damian he is also Jason's Dad ... Who happens to be the so called "wayward son" I wouldn't be surprise if Bruce doubled security just to keep him in ... or is tripled a good word

TL Corbett

It's Gotham City, 90% Sure the Claymores have been there since Bruce was a kid

Gerbil Lover

I love how annoyed Damian was when Bruce ruffled his hair, and when Samantha squished his cheeks, and at everything else, too.

KeiKEY Play

I love the BatSon moments like this, too bad both are just stubborn, Damian has a "patrolling addiction" and Bruce is worried for his safety and the possibility of Damian murdering someone

M B

I love that at 0:46, you can see Damian staring at them in the background from the couch.

Dezmin Jackson

I couldn't really see it but I looked harder and saw him 😂

Ben Falkner

Bruce being a good dad is so sweet

Aliz Edits

Even though he has the most complicated relationship with his children, Bruce does love them

Trash Bag

Damian: * wakes up *

Also Damian: * starts talking to himself *

The Chinese Russian

Damien is the best wingman in this situation, stopped his dad from boning the leader of a cult of assassins

MrASxY

sksksk damien is such a little brat, but he's probably my favourite robin

Duran Chiles

Well Talia and Bruce is his parents so him being a brat sounds about right

Temna Senka

So someone remind me. What's the difference between an adopted child and a ward? (if there even is one)

Temna Senka

@Vicky's Studio AHA! By God, Watson! We've solved it!

Vicky's Studio

Thank you google:
A ward retains their own family name while your adopted child takes your name.

TL Corbett

Ward is like adoption but less serious idk

Kacchan Bakugo

Superdarkcloud666 Adopting a child would actually legally make them your son or daughter. I think having a “ward” is similar to fostering a child, or having a child legally placed in your care for long or short term. I may be wrong on this though...

Judas

This just proves that Damian snores in his sleep

unamused_jpg

I have to admit, Bruce has some weird choices of women.

Lily Potter

True

Erika Two

2:30 Damian’s face Damian is my favorite

Spider Dan 21

"I think we can afford it"
I never felt so poor in my life

Kadeem Bilal

Damian- I want my own bowl
Bruce Wayne—I think we can afford it
Damian—of course since you can since you’ve bought a bank, a hotel, and many other things for the hell of it.

Bella Avery

If anyone is reading this 2020 I just wanted to say at 2:39 he didn't know that in the future he'd doing the same thing but with Raven!

Bruce and Samantha:about to kiss
Damian Wayne on the couch:I’m bout to end my fathers whole career

Nightwing Fangirl

I would reconsider the butter, sir. Terrible for the CHOLESTEROL

Ben Geiger

Damian: And I look forward to seeing more of you, Damian. I’ll call you tomorrow.

(Samantha walks out of the room)

Damian:...Nice rack....

Bruce: 😐 😑

TL Corbett

Damian: What?
Bruce: That's my boy!

Delusion

Batman has an endless army of robins

Cassandra Oliver

Guys chill Damian is just trying to get to the strip club

Tonya Hawkins

The he said "what's going on" was funny because you can tell by the tone of his voice that he was pretending

Elaine Goates

Damian: I want my own bowl
Batman: I think we can afford that. I am a billionaire after all.

Peter Kourakos

So, Bruce wayne, is this like, a fucking shadow clone thing? You got copies that when deactivated channel their memories into you? Or in the dc universe are days comprised of 48 hours?

Rodche Domingo

Wish there was a movie with all the robins living in the manor. Then they'll be arguing about stupid things and Bruce will have a hard time settling the four of them. Literally Damian and Dick's brotherhood is fun and fights but if they add Jason and Tim it'll be a very satisfying mess to watch.

Lightning Cool

He was really controlling himself when she said unfortunate child

The Croissant Cat

Bruce literally messed Damian's hair....

Bbv Bhf

I think we can afford it the guy's a billionaire

everyone had that 'aw' moment right?

Shook Kook

Damian is making the T H O T pratrol gods happy.

DiBBagE

Poor alfred, Just listen to his voice 3:28

GladiatorZ

I can't get over Bruce's hairline

Averill Brown

Isn't Samantha with the ring of owls and kicking it with Talon

_tyjj_

Yep

Romario Henry

Spoilers... For those who haven't seen this movie yet

Lewys Cousins

She wants the bat D

Say Ten

Why bang only one badass when you can bang 2 :D

KP Bennett

Averill Brown It's the Court of Owls and yes, she's the Grandmaster of the Court.

Black Cat

Lol, batman “teen” proof the perimeter of the yard. That’s one way to keep them damn teens off your lawn.

Lady Nyle

Hey Bruce hunny....dont bring up the dead parents thing on a date. Kills the mood hella quick

omote erharhine

Does this woman now see resemblance between Bruce and Damian