Zodiac Sign
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I can't make decisions.
I need external guidance to help me make choices.

Not unless some intervention
Without that guidance, I am unable to act.

Pushes me around.
I'm somewhat of a pushover and need a strong hand directing me.

You move much like a go-go dancer.
You're attractive, fun, and captivating in your movements.

Scorpio or maybe Cancer.
I'm guessing your astrological sign is one of these two water signs.

Either of the two will do for now.
I'm not too picky about which sign you are, as long as you have one.

The time and place where you were born.
I believe that your birth details are something that can define your personality and compatibility.

I know I click with a tail or a horn.
I think I'll connect well with someone, whether they have a tail or horns i.e. are similar, different, it doesn't matter to me.

I'm unoriginal, it's fine.
I'm aware of the cliches and stereotypes of astrology, but I still find it interesting and relevant.

I want to know about your zodiac sign.
I'm very curious and would love to discuss astrological topics with you.

Shallow hallmark greetings.
My interest in astrology may seem superficial to some, like a fancy card on a holiday.

From Ouija boards and daily beatings rule my hours.
My life is controlled by superstitious rituals and negative experiences.

(So do those fabulous crystal powers.)
But I also believe in the supposed positive effects of various spiritual and natural remedies.

When Jean Dixon summons me,
I'm very susceptible to the influence of psychics and seers like Jean Dixon.

I hang on every word she puts my life in Tina Turner overdrive
Their predictions and advice excite and motivate me, like Tina Turner's music.

With that you say I've lost my mind.
I know some people will judge me for my beliefs, but I don't really care.

Oh - The seventh house is rising fast.
I think there's a great potential for a romantic relationship, as indicated by the astrological houses.

I'm a natural with a horse or a rat.
I feel like I can understand and relate to people born in certain years of the Chinese zodiac.

I think I love you and your zodiac sign.
I'm strongly attracted to you, both physically and astrologically.

Oh - Why are you leaving for the door?
I'm worried that my openness about astrology is driving you away.

Maybe my shadow was exposing my horns.
Perhaps my true, darker, more superstitious self came out a bit too much.

I want to know about your zodiac sign.
Despite my fears and flaws, I'm still fascinated by astrology and want to know more about you.

I've got a boner for your zodiac sign.
I'm sexually aroused by the idea of your astrological persona.