Some of the Incredibad vocals can also be heard on the 2006 genre-bending album by Mash Up Soundsystem, "A Great Escape from Lunacy". (see also concrete cookie vs incredibad)
Jalapeno
Incredibad Lyrics
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This would be the second annual Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-off
Uhh... we've got some fierce competitors today startig with myself, Samboni
To my left is the infamous Broseph Stalin
And wrapping things up will be J to the Orgustavson
So without further ado, the Communist law will be laid down by Brospeh Stalin
Broseph, uhhh, the floor is yours
HERE I COME
THERE I GO
BROSEPH STALIN OFF THAT JALAPENO
OHH OHHHHHHH
ITS GETTIN HOT AND SPICY
I EAT EM RAW
YOU TAKE 'EM BREADED LIGHTLY
FILLED WITH CREEEEEEEAM CHEESE
SEX SYMBOL
I EAT ALL THEM JALAPENOS FOR THE HAMMER/SICKLE
Alright that was Brospeh Stalin rippin' it up
Next up, you're gonna hear something from me... Samboni
Hold on to your hats cause I looooove jalapenos
I'm a sucker for bong (lows?) and college frat bros
Passed out hoes bros, and jalapenos
Jalapenos
Hotter than pepperocinis you know
Samboni eat 'em fast, the others be eatin' slow
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
Had so many jalapenos didn't know what to do
And she said,
"It's gettin' hot in herre,
So eat jalapenos"
All my amigos
Eat jalepenos
Ohh Ohhhhhhhhh.....kay
It's me, Samboni
That was my verse, I thought it was pretty solid
But we got a real treat for ya
Even though meeee and the other bros have been eating a lot of jollers, this last guy eats the most.
He goes by the name of J to the Orgustavson.
And he's gonna blow... your mindballs.
Hi kids, do you like violence?
You wanna see my eat jalarpenos
Til they're popping out my eyelids?
You wanna win the most and win the contest just like I did?
Well you can't!
And if you someone told you you could, they lieded.
90% of my life, I been lied to.
Like Broseph tryin to saying he eats more jalopies than I do?
And Samboni goes,
"Nothing you idiots! His mouth is closed, full of jalarpenos."
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, eat your jalipannios
Cause I'm J to the Orgustavson
The real J to the Orgustavson
Okaaay Alright that was solid stuff!
Uhhhhhh... I wanna thank everyone for comin' out
Uhhh with the possible exception of J to the Orgustavson who we all despise
But look at, uhh, there are no losers here today, only winners
And by that of course I mean myself
Uhhhh see you next year at the old Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-Off
This is Samboni
*laughter*
Samboni... on the outro
*laughter*
The song "Jalapeno" is a humorous take on a jalapeno eating competition. The lyrics introduce each competitor, including Samboni, Broseph Stalin, and J to the Orgustavson, and describe their approach to eating spicy jalapenos. The three verses offer different perspectives on the competition. Broseph Stalin emphasizes his communist ideology and strength, while Samboni claims to be a jalapeno-loving party guy. J to the Orgustavson takes a more aggressive approach, bragging about his ability to eat the most jalapenos and challenging his competitors to keep up.
The song also includes some playful references to pop culture, such as the line "women wave your pantyhose, eat your jalipannios," which is a play on a similar line from Eminem's "My Name Is." The song's outro features Samboni poking fun at the whole concept of a jalapeno eating competition, suggesting that it's all in good fun and that everyone who participates is a winner. Overall, "Jalapeno" is a silly, lighthearted song that makes light of the competitive spirit and the love of spicy food.
Line by Line Meaning
Hello, brodies, welcome, Thanks for comin'
Greeting to everyone who joined Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-off
This would be the second annual Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-off
Explaining that it's the second round of the competition
Uhh... we've got some fierce competitors today startig with myself, Samboni
Introducing Samboni as one of the competitors
To my left is the infamous Broseph Stalin
Introducing Broseph Stalin as another competitor
And wrapping things up will be J to the Orgustavson
Introducing J to the Orgustavson as the last competitor
So without further ado, the Communist law will be laid down by Brospeh Stalin
Handing over the stage to Broseph Stalin and emphasizing on his communist ideology
Broseph, uhhh, the floor is yours
Passing the stage over to Broseph Stalin
HERE I COME
Getting ready to eat some jalapenos
THERE I GO
Eating the jalapenos
BROSEPH STALIN OFF THAT JALAPENO
Announcing that Broseph Stalin is done eating the jalapeno
OHH OHHHHHHH
Expressing the spiciness of the jalapeno
ITS GETTIN HOT AND SPICY
Feeling the heat of the jalapeno
I EAT EM RAW
Eating the jalapenos as they are
YOU TAKE 'EM BREADED LIGHTLY
Comparing his way of eating jalapenos to others
FILLED WITH CREEEEEEEAM CHEESE
Describing the jalapenos as being filled with cream cheese
SEX SYMBOL
Making a humorous remark about being a sex symbol
I EAT ALL THEM JALAPENOS FOR THE HAMMER/SICKLE
Eating jalapenos for the communist ideology he believes in
I'm a sucker for bong (lows?) and college frat bros
Expressing personal preferences towards certain things
Passed out hoes bros, and jalapenos
Listing out things he likes
Jalapenos
Emphasizing on his love for jalapenos
Hotter than pepperocinis you know
Comparing jalapenos to pepperoncinis
Samboni eat 'em fast, the others be eatin' slow
Describing his fast-paced eating style compared to others
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
Starting a humorous story
Had so many jalapenos didn't know what to do
Continuing with the humorous story
And she said, "It's gettin' hot in herre, So eat jalapenos"
Making a joke about the heat and spiciness of jalapenos
All my amigos Eat jalepenos Ohh
Singing about his friends who also love jalapenos
Ohhhhhhhhh.....kay
Ending the song with a short and humorous remark
It's me, Samboni
Introducing himself before his own verse
That was my verse, I thought it was pretty solid
Appreciating his own lyrics
But we got a real treat for ya
Announcing the next verse
Even though meeee and the other bros have been eating a lot of jollers, this last guy eats the most.
Talking about how the last competitor eats the most jalapenos
He goes by the name of J to the Orgustavson.
Introducing the last competitor
And he's gonna blow... your mindballs.
Building hype for the last competitor's verse
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Starting the last verse with a joke
You wanna see my eat jalarpenos
Talking about eating jalapenos in a humorous way
Til they're popping out my eyelids?
Exaggerating on the amount of jalapenos he eats
You wanna win the most and win the contest just like I did?
Talking about winning the jalapeno eating contest
Well you can't!
Making it clear that it's not an easy feat to accomplish
And if you someone told you you could, they lieded.
Making a funny remark about lying
90% of my life, I been lied to.
Continuing with the joke about lying
Like Broseph tryin to saying he eats more jalopies than I do?
Making a humorous remark about Broseph's jalapeno eating skills
And Samboni goes, "Nothing you idiots! His mouth is closed, full of jalarpenos."
Making a funny joke about Samboni's silence and jalapenos
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Offering a solution to the feeling he's experiencing
Women wave your pantyhose, eat your jalipannios
Encouraging women to eat jalapenos
Cause I'm J to the Orgustavson The real J to the Orgustavson
Ending the verse with an introduction to himself
Okaaay Alright that was solid stuff!
Encouraging the audience after the last verse
Uhhhhhh... I wanna thank everyone for comin' out
Thanking the audience for attending
Uhhh with the possible exception of J to the Orgustavson who we all despise
Making a humorous remark about J to the Orgustavson
But look at, uhh, there are no losers here today, only winners
Emphasizing on the positive things of the competition
And by that of course I mean myself
Making a joke about being the ultimate winner
Uhhhh see you next year at the old Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-Off
Ending the event with a remark about the next year's competition
This is Samboni
Ending the song with another introduction of himself
*laughter*
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Samboni... on the outro
Announcing the end of the song
*laughter*
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