House Of Horrors
InsaneClownPosse Lyrics

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Are you ready to be scared?" (yes)

"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh)
"Are you ready to feel on edge?" (yes)

"Do you like Nel Carter?" (no)
"Do you like cheesy TV shows?" (no)

"Good 'cause you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks)
"Don't worry, there's no charge for being scared out of your mind"

"Say no more stupid ass, your face says enough"
"I don't need to hear you say anything, your expression gives it away"

"Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors Were you born in a barn, shut the fuckin door You see, damn, 'cause I'm about to scare you"
"Get ready to be scared out of your mind from the moment you enter the door"

"Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't want to, huh, 'cause you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut"
"I won't just scare you, I'll make you uncomfortable and gross you out with talk of putting things in your mouth and butt"

"This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scared you 'cause people don't be doing that shit But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr!!!)"
"I'll scare you with meaningless noises and pretend I'm crazy, just to mess with your head"

"Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!"
"I'll even act like a serial killer and brag about killing cartoon-characters, just to take things to the next level"

"Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going?"
"I'll even turn off the lights and reveal some creepy glowing items, just to make the experience unforgettable - now where are you running off to?"

"Comes from within me Comes from within me, horrors, eh"
"The scares and the madness come from deep within me"

"Honey, I'm not having a good time" "I know. Come on, this must be the way out."
"The scares are too much for me to handle" - "Let's try to find a way out of here"

"Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear Come on, let's play some cardback, I just gotta story "Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?" sorry"
"I'll act like a drunk and invite you to play some cards with me, but the others will shut me down pretty quickly"

"Look at that shit, "what?", you almost got me grounded I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole"
"I'll threaten to beat you up, tie you up, and do disgusting things to you, all to keep up the scary act"

"I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!!!! I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying Did you know that?, "yeah", no you didn't I was lying"
"I'll act like a phantom and scream to further mess with your head, and I'll pretend that I'm so scary that I have a nickname - even though I made it up"

"I represent Igors I'm yelling in town I'm coming out of southwest WICKED CLOWNS!!!"
"I'll pretend to be a member of the band and yell out their name, just to keep up the madness and the scares"

"Bathroom? yeah, it's right there down the hall Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all (mumbles) I'm possessed too Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey!"
"I'll prank you by claiming the food is made from bathroom waste and suggesting I'm possessed, but I'll stop you from leaving to scare you some more"

"Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing They're my boys, I just had to give em props And together we form the cyclops"
"I'll shout out some made-up names and pretend that we're all part of some weird group, just to keep you off balance"

"Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a bitch Should I let your ass go? hahahaha, no I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home"
"I'll humiliate you and make fun of you, to remind you that you'll never get out alive, and even if you do, you won't be the same person"

"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitch"
"Goodbye and don't come back, you cowardly person"