Assassins
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics

You know who you fucking with?
Do you know who you are messing with? (addressing challengers)

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wicked clowns(x2)
Repeatedly chanting the name of their group (Insane Clown Posse)

Wicked clowns(x4)
A reminder of their group name

Don't fuck with me
Do not mess with me

Wicked clowns(x8)
Repeating the name of their group again to establish dominance

As I walked through River Rouge, I saw this man
Narrating a story of how he encountered a man while walking through a certain area

He was covered he was buttered snatched his jewelry and ran
Describing how the man he encountered was wearing a lot of valuable jewelry and he stole it and ran away

I cought up with Nate and said, "I think It's worth a grand"
Met his friend, assessed the value of the stolen jewelry and thought it was worth a large sum of money

He smiled and he giggled and he shook my hand
Explaining the reaction of his friend when he told him the jewelry's worth

His hand was going down handed me money so I'm giddy
His friend handed him cash to buy the jewelry, and he felt excited with the prospect of making a profit

The fucking snake was cruel, all they gave was $7.50 [What?]
The people at the pawn shop gave him a low price for the stolen jewelry, which he found insulting

My mamma threw me out I called my sister a whore
Sharing a personal experience where he got kicked out by his mother and showed disrespect to his sister

Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
He is currently homeless, and he sleeps on the floor

It's been a week I haven't eaten, I starve and I call
Describing his extreme hunger and desperation

Saw my teacher Miss Elena up in Weatherton mall
He saw his former teacher while wandering around the mall

I broke into her Docson, and jumped in the back
He broke into her car and hid in the backseat

And waited for the bitch them put my shank to her neck
He threatened his former teacher with a shank (sharp object), forcing her to give him money and good grades

She offered her car keys, cried and said, "Please!"
His former teacher pleaded with him to let her go and offered him her car keys

She promised not to tell and give me A's and be's
The teacher promised to not report him and to give him good grades

I said, "I want your money, bitch, and all I can sell" [Now]
He demanded money from her and all of her valuable items

I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL!
He enjoyed the feeling of terror he caused his former teacher

I new she was a snitch, so I cut off her tongue
He believed that his former teacher would report him to the authorities, and he took drastic measures by injuring her

Got happy with the trigger now I'm on the run, I'm an assassin!
He enjoyed the feeling of power he got from controlling his former teacher with violence, established himself as an assassin and left the scene

My father was a priest, cold-blooded, he's dead
Revealing that his father, who was a priest, has passed away

Hypocrite, he was a bigot so I cut off his head
He was angry at his father's hypocritical and prejudiced behavior, so he took revenge by killing him

Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said
Performing a ritual by pouring holy water on his father's dead body

And heard the demon screaming as his body bled
Imagining that his father's body was possessed by a demon and was still in pain after death

Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day
Switching to a different story where he got drunk and drove on the freeway

I saw a fine hitchiker and I wanted to play
He saw an attractive hitchhiker and wanted to have sex with her

Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
He approached the hitchhiker and offered her a ride

She said, "Thanks," I said, "No thang," and she got inside
The hitchhiker accepted his offer, and he let her in the car

Peepin' as I'm creepin', I'm packing an erection
Admitting to being aroused while driving the hitchhiker

I'm staring with my dick I'm like 'look,' with direction
Making suggestive comments to the hitchhiker

Made it to her app. she got out and said, "See ya"
He drove the hitchhiker to her destination, and she left the car

"Yo babe like won't you chill and help me kill this 2-liter?"[Baby]
He invited the hitchhiker to help him kill a two-liter soda bottle and called her babe

Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
He took the hitchhiker to his trailer and poured her a drink

Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
Without her consent, he forced himself upon her sexually

I banged it and banged it, this shit was absurd!
He was enjoying the sexual encounter, stating it was absurd how much he enjoyed it

Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fucking nerd
Comparing himself to a nerdy outcast and the hitchhiker to a popular girl

Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and said
After their sexual encounter, the hitchhiker kissed him and spoke to him

"So when am I getting paid?" WHAT BITCH?!?!
The hitchhiker demanded money for the sex, angering him

First I tried to choke her, she went for the door
He became violent upon hearing the hitchhiker's demand for payment and tried to choke her, but she tried to escape

And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
The hitchhiker insulted him and cursed him with an incurable disease upon escaping

Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
While admitting attraction to the hitchhiker, he became enraged and wanted her dead

I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
He tried to catch the hitchhiker, but she was able to defend herself and injured him

She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
The hitchhiker passed by his friend, who he knew had a gun

Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
His friend shot the hitchhiker in the back, killing her

Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet
Even after the hitchhiker was dead, he still wanted her body and went for a hatchet (sharp object)

And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
He went into a rage and screamed at the moon like a mental patient

Choppin' and choppin' they said, "J, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
He continued to mutilate the corpse of the hitchhiker, which his friend found disturbing and called him out for it

On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what?
The news reported on the gruesome way the hitchhiker's body was mutilated

I'm an assassin, hahahaha, a motherfucking assassin, eeeaahhhh, AN ASSASSIN!
Proclaiming himself as an assassin, enjoying the sadistic acts he committed and taking pride in it

A fucking assassin
Repeating the self-proclaimed title with profanity

Ah, an assassin
Asserting himself as an assassin

A motherfucking assassin
Emphasizing the self-proclaimed title with profanity

An assassin
Repeating the self-proclaimed title