Birthday Bitches
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics


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Birthday bitches
Everybody sit around right here
Because Shaggy the clown has a present for everybody

I got your fuckin' present hangin' next to my nuts
Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet
If it hits you it cuts
Don't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeks
Because I haven't had my mineral in almost a week
Your fuckin' momma brought me here to entertain your ass
So no matter what I'm doin' I expect you to laugh
Now when you see me do a trick
And if it isn't even funny, give me props
Unless you want your little necks bloody
I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
But that ain't what I'm fuckin' about
I could sew your motuh shut, and pump air in through your nose
And fuckin' pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes
Look, I'm a wicked clown
I ain't no fuckin' superhero
I ain't a big and scary dude, more like that little rey misterio
I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches
Right in front of your mom and if the bitch get's heated
Tell her, bring it on

Oh shit it's your birthday, oh no it isn't
It's somebody's birthday, oh no it isn't
Oh shit it's your birthday, oh no it isn't
It's your birthday





It ain't mine motha facko

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Insane Clown Posse's song Birthday Bitches are full of violent and disturbing imagery, wrapped up in a clownish façade. The song opens with Shaggy the clown promising a present for everyone, but not before making a graphic reference to his genitals. He then sets the tone for the rest of the song by threatening violence and mayhem: "Don't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeks". The violence is punctuated by dark humor, such as when he jokes that he hasn't had his "mineral" (presumably referring to some sort of drug) in almost a week.


The lyrics provide a disturbing commentary on the entertainment industry, as Shaggy says that he was brought there to "entertain your ass", and expects the audience to laugh, no matter how unfunny his jokes and tricks may be. He also threatens violence if he doesn't get the audience response he thinks he deserves. Finally, the song concludes with a repeating refrain of "It's your birthday...oh no it isn't" which adds to the overall sense of confusion and chaos.


Line by Line Meaning

Birthday bitches
The performers are celebrating someone's birthday


Everybody sit around right here
Everyone should gather in one place for the performance


Because Shaggy the clown has a present for everybody
Shaggy has a surprise for everyone


I got your fuckin' present hangin' next to my nuts
The present is vulgar and inappropriate


Now when I'm swinging on my hatchet
When the performer is brandishing his weapon


If it hits you it cuts
The hatchet is dangerous and can cause damage


Don't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeks
The performer is threatening violence if people don't behave


Because I haven't had my mineral in almost a week
The performer is mentally unstable and needs his medication


Your fuckin' momma brought me here to entertain your ass
The performer has been hired to entertain at the birthday party


So no matter what I'm doin' I expect you to laugh
The performer demands audience participation and approval


Now when you see me do a trick
The performer will perform a stunt


And if it isn't even funny, give me props
The performer expects applause and appreciation regardless of the quality of his performance


Unless you want your little necks bloody
The performer delivers another violent threat to audience members


I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
The performer suggests that he is capable of athletic feats


But that ain't what I'm fuckin' about
The performer is more interested in violence than acrobatics


I could sew your moth shut, and pump air in through your nose
The performer suggests a brutal method of torture


And fuckin' pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes
The performer acknowledges that the violence would create a mess


Look, I'm a wicked clown
The performer identifies himself as a sinister and dangerous figure


I ain't no fuckin' superhero
The performer does not have noble motives or qualities


I ain't a big and scary dude, more like that little rey misterio
The performer compares himself to a diminutive professional wrestler


I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches
The performer is again threatening violence


Right in front of your mom and if the bitch get's heated
The performer is not afraid to act violently in front of others, even the birthday boy's mother


Tell her, bring it on
The performer is prepared to fight back against anyone who challenges him


Oh shit it's your birthday, oh no it isn't
The performer is being sarcastic; it is not actually the birthday boy's special day


It's somebody's birthday, oh no it isn't
The performer continues to mock the idea of a celebration


Oh shit it's your birthday, oh no it isn't
The performer repeats his sarcastic refrain


It's your birthday
The performer confirms that it is someone's birthday


It ain't mine motha facko
The performer clarifies that it is not his own birthday




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, WORDS & MUSIC A DIV OF BIG DEAL MUSIC LLC
Written by: JOSEPH BRUCE, MICHAEL JOHN JR. PUWAL, WILLIAM DAIL

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