Meat Cleaver
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics

If I licked your pussy
If I performed oral sex on you

Would you suck my dick?
Would you then perform oral sex on me?

I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks
I have you moaning loudly, similar to the women in pornographic films

Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out
Move your underwear to the side so I can penetrate you

Cause I'm the old school pervert
Because I am someone who enjoys sexual activities in a more traditional or unconventional manner

You know what I be all about
You are aware of my sexual preferences and interests

I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips
I am searching for a woman with plump or full lips

And some nice hips
And attractive hips

A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits
A woman who is well-endowed in the breast area

Baby you're the bomb And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy
Darling, you are amazing and it is rumored that your genitalia tastes exceptionally pleasant

And you be havin niggas down to be down like Brandy
And you have men who are willing to engage in sexual activities with you, just like the singer Brandy

Well what I want to know are you a freak?
What I am curious about is if you have a strong inclination for unconventional or intense sexual behavior

Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep?
Can we engage in a sexual position called '69' in the back seat of my car discreetly?

Move, what I gotta prove girl?
Why should I have to prove anything to you, my dear?

You heard the song your pussy is my weakness
You are aware of the lyrics in the song that express my desire and attraction towards your genitalia

And I'm feelin cock strong Like He-Man, so who do I be man?
And I am feeling sexually confident and powerful, similar to the character He-Man, so who do I become in this context?

You callin me sick But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl After she sucked my dick
You are labeling me as perverse or abnormal, but it is you who engages in passionate kissing with your partner after she has performed oral sex on me

Playin role games, when my dick swang I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang
Engaging in sexual role-playing games where my penis is involved, I become a character like Indiana Jones exploring a temple of sexual pleasure

Fuckin that cunt like a maniac Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac
Having intense sexual intercourse with great enthusiasm, causing the windows of my 1986 Pontiac to fog up

Afrodisiac, spanish fly in your drink
An aphrodisiac, such as the Spanish Fly, added to your beverage to increase your sexual desire

By 10 o'clock at night I'll be fuckin you on the sink
By ten o'clock in the evening, I will be engaged in sexual activities with you on a sink

I can tell you're cummin by the way you scream and moan
I can ascertain that you are reaching orgasm by the manner in which you vocalize your pleasure

I bet you dream about fuckin when you be all alone
I wager that you fantasize about engaging in sexual activities when you are by yourself

But now I'm with ya, unleash emotions of ecstacy Cause you with the old school P E are V E are T
But now that I am with you, intense emotions of pleasure are released because you are with someone who embodies the characteristics of an old school pervert

(Chorus x2) Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front
Every woman desires sexual intercourse while every man desires oral sex, and if any of you deny it, you are simply being dishonest and pretending

I see you discriminate on asshole and pussy's the same
I notice that you exhibit a bias towards anal and vaginal intercourse, considering them to be of equal importance

I fuck the gangsta bitches, preppy hoes, and all the plain janes
I engage in sexual activities with women who exhibit gangsta attitudes, those who have a preppy demeanor, as well as ordinary women

It don't matter if you're black, white, red, or brown
It is irrelevant if you are of African-American, Caucasian, Native American, or Hispanic descent

Cause I got enough dick to spread around the town
Because I possess a sufficient amount of penis to engage in sexual intercourse with numerous individuals in the vicinity

To the little yellow girls with the slanted eyes
To the Asian women with their distinctively shaped eyes

I wrap a bowl around my dick and then I yell surprise
I place a condom over my penis and surprise you with my readiness for sexual activity

And to the sista's, and to the sista's
And to the African-American women, and to the African-American women

I love it when you shake that ass and say Mista mista Bones you do it like nobody can
I derive great pleasure from observing you dance provocatively and praise my sexual performance, saying that I surpass anyone else

That's right honey I'm the pervert man
Yes, indeed, my dear, I am a man who enjoys engaging in unconventional or intense sexual behavior

I have you grabbin on your ankles and spreadin your toes
I have you holding onto your ankles and spreading your toes in a sexual manner

Cause I'ma fuck ya till you get a bloody nose
Because I will engage in sexual intercourse with you vigorously until you experience nosebleeds

White hoes, I loves ya cause you be so sneaky
Caucasian women, I adore you because you possess a sneaky or sly nature

Pullin yo panties down tryin to get freaky
Taking off your underwear in an attempt to engage in unusual or intense sexual activities

Fingering your pussy cause you know that's what I like
Stimulating your genitalia with my fingers because you are aware that it is a preferred activity of mine

Girl you gettin fucked tonight that's right
My dear, you are going to engage in sexual intercourse tonight, no doubt about it

To the pretty Arab girls in the super market
To the attractive Arab women in the supermarket

I love to lick your pussy floatin on a magic carpet
I enjoy performing oral sex on you while imagining us in a fantastical setting like floating on a magic carpet

To the romantic bitches fuckin on beaches in the sand
To the women who are engaging in sexual activities on beaches in the sand in a passionate and affectionate manner

I'm like M&M I cum in your mouth not in your hand
Similar to the candy M&M, I ejaculate into your mouth rather than on your hand

Long lastin like a Duracell at the motel
Enduring for a long time, similar to a Duracell battery, during sexual encounters at motels

I won't tell if you don't tell
I will keep our intimate activities a secret if you do the same

Watch my dick swell, and give a couple licks like a lollipop
Observe my penis become engorged and receive a few licks similar to how one would lick a lollipop

Cause I can't and I won't stop till I see your panties drop
I will continue my sexual activities relentlessly until I witness your undergarments being removed

Then I drop my load like a washin machine
Then I ejaculate semen similar to how a washing machine releases water

Then I'm on my way to find another pussy to please
Then I proceed to search for another vulva to provide sexual satisfaction to

(Chorus x2) Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front
Every woman desires sexual intercourse while every man desires oral sex, and if any of you deny it, you are simply being dishonest and pretending

Is there a profilactic cause I don't be no idiot
Is there a condom available because I am not foolish or reckless

I ain't tryin to get sick or pull no silly shit
I am not attempting to contract any illnesses or engage in foolish or risky behavior

But let's get back to the story
But let us return to the main narrative

I'm bustin nuts in the morning glory
I am ejaculating semen in the early part of the day

I can't afford a shorty I can barely support me
I cannot financially support a romantic partner as I can hardly provide for myself

So now you know the deal I'm coming real
So now you understand the situation, I am being genuine and honest

Can we leave this place? And go back to your crib and you can sit on my face
Can we depart from this location and return to your home where you can engage in oral sex with me by sitting on my face?

I'll make you wetter than the ocean And hot like the bahamas
I will sexually arouse you to the extent that you become extremely moist, similar to the ocean, and physically warm, similar to the Bahamas

Cause I want you to sex me pretty mama
Because I desire sexual intercourse with you, my attractive mother figure

I'm tired of askin nice, I'm about to be blunt
I am becoming weary of politely asking, and I am now going to be straightforward and direct

How would you like my dick in your cunt?
How would you feel about my penis being inserted into your vagina?

I'll fuck you like you want to be fucked
I will engage in sexual intercourse with you in a manner that fulfills your desired level of intensity or fulfillment

You can suck me like I want to be sucked
You can perform oral sex on me in the manner that satisfies my preferences

Cause kissin and huggin ain't enough
Because simply kissing and cuddling does not fulfill my sexual desires

And I know you like to fuck that way
And I am aware that you enjoy engaging in sexual activities in the same manner

I watch you sway to every song that the radio play
I observe you moving sensually to the rhythm of every song played on the radio

All I can say is I know you want it You really want it
All I can say is that I am aware of your strong desire for sexual intercourse

And if you ain't gonna give up the ass Please don't flaunt it, don't flaunt it
And if you are not willing to engage in anal sex, please do not tease or display it, refrain from doing so

Cause that would make you a frontin hoe
Because behaving in such a manner would make you appear as someone who pretends or lies about their intentions or desires

Really though if you put a quarter in my pocket I'll give you a freak show
However, if you were to provide me with a small monetary compensation, I would be willing to engage in unusual or intense sexual activities for your amusement

To the freaky hoes, if S & M is your game
To the women who enjoy Sadomasochism as a form of sexual pleasure

I got body oil, riding props, handcuffs, whips and chains
I possess items such as body oil, objects suitable for sexual stimulation or riding, handcuffs, whips, and chains specific to engaging in Sadomasochistic activities

I'ma do da do it everyone of you and you
I will engage in sexual activities with each and every one of you, including yourself

I'm the old school pervert baby I thought you knew
I am the traditional or unconventional sexual deviant, my dear, and I assumed you were aware of this fact

(Chorus x6) Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front
Every woman desires sexual intercourse while every man desires oral sex, and if any of you deny it, you are simply being dishonest and pretending