Prom Queen
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics

Won't you be my prom queen? (another morning)
I wake up for school and hope to find a prom date

Won't you be my prom queen?
I am asking you, Christine, to be my date to prom

Everybody has a real good time
Prom is supposed to be a fun event

Won't you be my prom queen? (must take for my senior prom)
My dad expects me to take someone to prom, so I need a date

Another morning, I must get up and go to school
Just another day in high school

I'm taking too long gettin dressed, tryin to look my best
I want to impress my potential prom date

Because today is not your ordinary every morning
Today is special because it's prom season

My high school prom is coming and I heave my daddy's warnings
My dad is pressuring me to find a prom date

I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
I need to find a girl to make my dad proud

I shouldn't have too much trouble because I'm
I believe I am a nice and handsome guy

I'm very nice, my mother says I'm very handsome
My mom thinks I'm a catch

When I wear my good vest, and mother knows best
My mom thinks I look good in my vest

I got to school, I straggle through the hallways
I walk slowly through the school

I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
I check out all the potential prom dates

But this time, I must now approach them (or)
I need to ask one of them to be my prom date or else

Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again (ow)
My dad can get violent if I don't meet his expectations

And so I chose her, her hair, it matches with her face
I picked Christine because I like her looks

She is so lovely, my heart pulse begin to race
I am attracted to her

I make my way between her friends and to her presence
I approach her despite her friends being around

Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen?
I ask Christine to be my date to prom

I'd rather die, I'd rather die, I'd rather die... (repeat over)
Christine refuses to be my prom date and I feel dramatic about it

(would you be my prom queen? no! aaah! prom queen)
Christine says no to my prom proposal

There was a time when I could except a no
I used to be able to take rejection

That was before, Christine is gonna have to go
I am going to kill Christine because she said no to me

My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
I think my parents will be happy that I have a date

So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome
I stalk Christine as she practices

Christine is famous, she has so many different friends
Christine is well-liked by many people

Will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend
I wonder if anyone will truly mourn Christine's death

Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
I am a loner and keep to myself

And I been telling myself all day, she's gotta die
I am going to kill Christine

"Good morning, everybody. This is Principal Rogers, and I would just
Principal Rogers makes an announcement about prom

like to congradulate our Senior class and wish them at tonight's
Principal Rogers congratulates the seniors on prom night

Prom dance."
Prom is a dance event

Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom baby)
I continue to ask Christine to be my prom date

Won't you be my prom queen?
I am still asking Christine to go to prom with me

It was really fuckin easy, I'm a human hater
I have no empathy for other people and feel no remorse for killing Christine

I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her
I murdered Christine with a towel

I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders
I disposed of Christine's belongings

And when it got dark, I caried her home on my shoulders
I carried Christine's dead body home at night

My daddy was asleep, when I snuck her in the back
I brought Christine's body into my house without my dad noticing

I thought about my situation and it's kind of whack
I think my situation is messed up

It sounds cheap, but we're having prom in my cellar
I am having a fake prom in my basement

But she's dead, I guess I'll never have to tell her
Christine will never find out about the fake prom

I took the bottles of Tamiace, four dollars worth
I stole Christine's medicine

I took the seventeen dollars that was in her purse
I stole Christine's money

I bought balloons and streaming and stuff to munch
I bought decorations and food for the fake prom

I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo Punch
I bought a drink for the fake prom

I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall
I decorated my basement for the fake prom

I banged my head a couple times, I'm just too fuckin tall
I hit my head on the low ceiling of my basement

I would have took her to the school like a normal man
I should have taken Christine to prom like a normal person

But I had to kill her first they'd never understand
I had to kill Christine to fulfill my twisted thoughts

I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance
I dance with Christine's dead body

I bet she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants
I am aroused by dancing with Christine's dead body

I know my daddy would be proud of all that I've done
I believe my dad would be happy with my fake prom

Instead of burning me, he'd probably come and hug his son
My dad would not punish me for my actions

I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
I think about my dad and my situation as I dance with Christine's dead body

The more I think about it tears are rolling down my cheek
I feel emotional while thinking about it

I hope I showed Christine a night like no other
I believe I gave Christine a unique prom experience

After all, that's how my daddy did my mother
I am emulating my dad's actions towards my mom