Santa is a fat bitch
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics


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Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling

Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin', he's commin' he must
Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust.
Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin' payed
Leadin' the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch

[Chorus]
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, 'cause there ain't nothin' in the cupboards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
All's I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
No kinda gift I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch

[Chorus]

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf that's the ghetto.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich boys they gettin payed
Countin the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I'm a kill that fat bitch

[Chorus]

For the neighborhood Christmas and everything's whack
Not a creature sturrin' but a fuckin' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't hearin' nothin'
Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffin'
All that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat motherfucker would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit, house
There be no sign of the fat bitch

[Chorus: x2]

"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,




A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Claus again."

Overall Meaning

In Insane Clown Posse's song "Santa is a fat bitch," the songwriters express their disdain for Santa Claus, claiming that he is lazy, overweight, and provides no gifts to those on the naughty list. The song is full of vulgar language and vivid imagery that depicts Santa claus as a drunk and an unkind character. The song begins with sleigh bells jingling and a repetitive verse that highlights the horses pulling Santa's sleigh. The song then takes a turn with lyrics like "Santa Claus suck my balls" and "No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal." They even go as far as to say that they will "kill that fat bitch" if he doesn't bring them gifts.


The song lyrics express frustration with Santa Claus for not bringing them any gifts or just a lump of coal. They paint Santa as a fat drunkard who doesn't care about the children on the naughty list, and as a result, the songwriters express their desire to harm Santa if he doesn't bring them gifts. The songwriters also express their frustration with the holiday season in general, painting a picture of a miserable and hopeless holiday. The song might be seen as a commentary on the commercialization of Christmas and the place that Santa Claus occupies in Christmas mythology.


Line by Line Meaning

Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
The sound of sleigh bells ringing


Horses, horses, horses, horses.
The sound of horses galloping


Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
The sound of sleigh bells ringing again


Santa Claus suck my balls
The singer is calling Santa Claus out for not giving him any presents


Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Santa Claus is probably drunk and not doing his job properly


Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
The names of Santa's reindeer


I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
The singer is going to get crazy and have fun


I sat around all night under the chimney
The singer stayed up all night waiting for Santa Claus


Holdin' my sack like 'gimme gimme'
The singer is eager for presents


I know that he's commin', he's commin' he must
The singer is sure Santa Claus is coming


Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust.
The chimney is dirty and old


Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin' payed
The singer is angry that Santa Claus gets paid for not giving him any presents


Leadin' the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin'
The singer wants to shoot Santa Claus


Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch
The singer wants to kill Santa Claus


Santa Claus is a fat bitch
The singer dislikes Santa Claus


(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
The singer really dislikes Santa Claus


Another year and I ain't get shit
The singer is disappointed that he didn't get any presents


(Another year I ain't get shit)
The singer is still disappointed


If I hear him land on my roof
The singer is hoping to catch Santa Claus in the act


(Oh my undertaker)
The singer is threatening Santa Claus


I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
The singer is going to hurt Santa Claus


Yeah I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
The singer wants to complain about Santa Claus


Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit
The singer is angry that he never received any presents


No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
The singer got nothing but a piece of coal


So I eat it, 'cause there ain't nothin' in the cupboards
The singer is so poor that he has to eat coal


So I'll be quick, quick and brief
The singer is going to make his complaint short and to the point


All's I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
The singer only wants to have his teeth back


I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
The singer lost his teeth


I need a few new ones could you help me out
The singer wants Santa Claus to help him get new teeth


Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
The singer knew he wouldn't get anything good for Christmas


No kinda gift I didn't get shit
The singer received nothing for Christmas


Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
The singer thinks he wasn't bad enough to deserve nothing


It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch
The singer blames Santa Claus for not giving him anything


Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
The singer is asking where Santa Claus is


I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
The singer sees evidence that Santa Claus has been there


I guess you had time to collect your ends
The singer thinks Santa Claus is only interested in rich children


You always been down for your rich friend
The singer thinks Santa Claus only cares about rich children


But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
The singer's reindeer didn't come


Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
The singer only got coal


I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
The singer thinks Santa Claus didn't come because he is too fat


You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
The singer thinks Santa Claus needs to lose weight


All the little rich boys they gettin payed
The singer is angry that rich children get more presents


Countin the toys and duckets they made
The rich children are counting their presents and money


Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
The singer got nothing good


I'm a kill that fat bitch
The singer wants to kill Santa Claus


For the neighborhood Christmas and everything's whack
Christmas is disappointing for the whole neighborhood


Not a creature sturrin' but a fuckin' rat
There is no excitement for Christmas


I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't hearin' nothin'
The singer can't hear anything festive


Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffin'
There is no good food for Christmas


All that I payed, wished and prayed
The singer paid, wished, and prayed for Christmas


That fat motherfucker would swing my way
The singer wants Santa Claus to come to his house


Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
The singer wants presents


But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
The singer got nothing good for Christmas


Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
The singer knew he wouldn't get anything good for Christmas


Every year I wake up to the same old shit, house
Every year is disappointing for the singer


There be no sign of the fat bitch
Santa Claus never comes


He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
Santa Claus is a jolly old man


A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
Santa Claus is easily recognizable


A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Santa Claus usually has lots of presents and is happy


Here comes Santa Claus again.
Santa Claus is coming again.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK

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