Chocolate Salty Balls
Isaac Hayes (Chef - South Park) Lyrics
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A half a stick of butter melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well, that don't confront me now
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
Come, my balls on fire
Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
Give me some water, pour some water on me
My balls are burning, oh my goodness
I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck F 'em now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
Put 'em out baby, blow 'em
Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls
Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls
The lyrics of "Chocolate Salty Balls" offer a unique approach to a recipe. The song is an amalgamation of Chef's (Isaac Hayes) love for cooking and his sexual innuendos. The recipe itself is quite simple, combining cinnamon, egg whites, melted butter, flour, unsweetened chocolate, brandy, sugar and vanilla, all stirred in a bowl with a wooden spoon, then baked in the oven. Alongside this, Chef suggests a rather raunchy activity, supporting the song's double meaning. By incorporating this humor into an innocent sounding recipe, Chef manages to entertain and amuse audiences.
The repeated phrase "have you seen my balls" is Chef's way of referring to his recipe. This clever wordplay is the center of the song and allows the listeners to understand that the dish he's referring to is his recipe. This phrase also highlights the humor and double meaning of the song.
Overall, the song "Chocolate Salty Balls" by Isaac Hayes (Chef in South Park) is a clever and unique approach to a recipe. Through its lyrics, it offers a humorous take on cooking and sexual innuendos, making it both entertaining and memorable.
Line by Line Meaning
Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
Add cinnamon and egg whites to the recipe
A half a stick of butter melted
Melt half a stick of butter
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Combine ingredients in a bowl and stir with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Add flour to the mixture for a heavenly taste
Say everybody have you seen my balls
Introduce the chocolate salty balls to the audience
They're big and salty and brown
The chocolate salty balls are large, salty, and have a brown color
If you ever need a quick pick me up
If you need a quick energy boost
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Eat the chocolate salty balls
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls
Encourage the audience to enjoy the chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em
Put the balls in your mouth and enjoy them
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
The balls are high in vitamins and are nutritious
So suck on my balls
Enjoy the chocolate salty balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
Add unsweetened chocolate and brandy to the recipe
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Add sugar and vanilla to the mixture
Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
Grease the cookie sheet so the balls don't stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and enjoy the mixture on a spoon
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
Notice a burning smell
Smell like something burning
Confirm that something is burning
Well, that don't confront me now
The burning smell doesn't bother me
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
As long as I can pay rent on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Tell baby to return to the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Suspect that baby is responsible for something in the kitchen
Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
Realize that the burning smell was the chocolate salty balls burning
Come, my balls on fire
The balls are on fire
Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
Request mercy because the balls are burning
Give me some water, pour some water on me
Get some water to cool down the burning balls
My balls are burning, oh my goodness
Emphasize the degree to which the balls are burning
I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something
Blow on the balls to cool them down
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby
Despite being on fire, still encourage the audience to eat the balls
Put 'em out baby, blow 'em
Put out the fire on the balls by blowing on them
Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby
Continue to encourage the audience to eat the chocolate salty balls
Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls
Refer to the now slightly burnt balls as 'red hot'
Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls
Excitedly encourage the audience to enjoy the chocolate salty balls
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DAVID BRUCE HOWELL, MATT STONE, RANDOLPH S. PARKER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@KeyLime2824
Imagine all the poor, confused people in the crowd who've never heard of this song before.
@TAFM017
KPL88 even if they haven't, they'd be enjoying it. it's a really good song.
@KeyLime2824
TAFM017 That's true.
@FMeister94
KPL88 It was new-year chart topper in 1999 in the UK and was the chart topper for the first four weeks of 1999 in Ireland, most people would have watched it at some point and know that Isaac Hayes is Chef. So most people would have gotten it and heard it already. For the very few, they'd be like wtf. I agree lol.
@sharkbait8090
+KPL88 If you listen to the part when he is listing the ingredients anyone can tell its about candy, not testicles.
@ericmacleod8605
+Stu Klein *UK, Europe is not a country.
@michelecorrias8536
R.I.P. Isaac Hayes. May his spirit and balls rest in peace
@davidhays6286
@Crucibelle lol or sticking
@blackgold754
What happened to him?
@natashablocker
IDK I think he got sick and died in the hospital