Chocolate Salty Balls
Isaac Hayes (as Chef from South Park) Lyrics
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And two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
Stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate,
And a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
And give that spoon a lick?
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
There packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.
[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
My balls are burning
Give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
My balls are burning
Oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
Do somethin
Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They'are on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Put em out baby, blow
Ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
Come on baby
Woo, woo
Suck on my balls.
[blow blow]
Isaac Hayes’s “Chocolate Salty Balls” is a playful and humorous song that celebrates the joys of baking and cooking. The lyrics begin with Hayes providing directions on how to make the titular dessert, which includes ingredients such as cinnamon, egg whites, flour, and unsweetened chocolate. His recipe also involves throwing in a “bag or two of sugar” and a “pinch of vanilla”. The chorus is a playful refrain that asks listeners if they have “seen my balls” and encourages them to try them for themselves. Hayes goes on to tout its nutritional value as being “packed full of vitamins” and that they are “good for you”.
Despite the song’s tongue-in-cheek nature, the lyrics also seem to have a sexual undertone to them. Hayes urges listeners to “suck on my chocolate salty balls” and to “put them in your mouth”. The sudden intermission halfway through the song, where he shouts, “Help me, my balls on fire!”, only adds to this impression. Nevertheless, the song is primarily meant to be enjoyed as a fun and playful tune about cooking and baking.
Line by Line Meaning
Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
Add a measured amount of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites.
Include a specific quantity of egg whites
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
Melt half a stick of butter
Stick it all in a bowl baby.
Put all the ingredients in a mixing bowl
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix all ingredients with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour,
Add one cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon.
This dessert will bring you to a state of contentment
Say everybody have you seen my balls
Have you seen my dessert?
They're big and salty and brown.
The dessert is substantial, savory, and well-cooked
If you ever need a quick pick me up
If you require a burst of energy
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Consume my dessert for an instantaneous pick-me-up
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
Savor the flavors of my dessert
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Place the dessert in your mouth and enjoy it
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Continue to savor the flavors of my dessert
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
Components of the dessert provide nutritional benefits
So suck on my balls.
Enjoy my dessert fully
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate,
Add a precise amount of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy.
Include the specified quantity of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
Add one or two bags of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla.
Finally, add just a little bit of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Apply a coating of oil to the baking tray
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
It's important to apply the oil so that the dessert doesn't stick to the tray
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
Set the oven temperature to 350 degrees Fahrenheit
And give that spoon a lick?
Taste the mixture with the spoon
Hey, wait a minute.
Pause for a moment
What's that smell.
Notice an unfamiliar odor
Smell like something burning.
There's a burning scent in the air
Well that don't confront me none.
The smell doesn't bother me
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
I'm able to deal with the issue as long as I still get paid
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Return to the kitchen and fix the issue
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
I have a feeling that something is wrong
Oh man baby, baby!
Express surprise and exasperation
You just burned my balls!
The dessert has been burned and ruined
Help me, my balls on fire
The dessert is burning in the oven
????? baby
Continue to ask for help
My balls are burning
The dessert is still on fire
Give me some water!
Request a way to put the fire out
Pour some water on me!
Use water to extinguish the oven fire
Oh my goodness,
Exclamation of surprise
I'm blow'n
I'm overwhelmed with the situation
Do somethin
Requesting help or action
Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Try my dessert despite the issue
They'are on fire baby!
The dessert is still burning
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Ignore the burned dessert, focus on the flavors
Put em out baby, blow
Try to put out the oven fire
Ohh
Expression of frustration
Suck on my balls baby
Try my dessert
Suck on my balls baby
Reiteration of invitation to try the dessert
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
Savor all of the notable flavors in the dessert
Come on baby
Invitation to try the dessert
Woo, woo
Expression of excitement
Suck on my balls.
Final invitation to try the dessert
[blow blow]
Sound effect of trying to put out the fire
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@KeyLime2824
Imagine all the poor, confused people in the crowd who've never heard of this song before.
@TAFM017
KPL88 even if they haven't, they'd be enjoying it. it's a really good song.
@KeyLime2824
TAFM017 That's true.
@FMeister94
KPL88 It was new-year chart topper in 1999 in the UK and was the chart topper for the first four weeks of 1999 in Ireland, most people would have watched it at some point and know that Isaac Hayes is Chef. So most people would have gotten it and heard it already. For the very few, they'd be like wtf. I agree lol.
@sharkbait8090
+KPL88 If you listen to the part when he is listing the ingredients anyone can tell its about candy, not testicles.
@ericmacleod8605
+Stu Klein *UK, Europe is not a country.
@michelecorrias8536
R.I.P. Isaac Hayes. May his spirit and balls rest in peace
@davidhays6286
@Crucibelle lol or sticking
@blackgold754
What happened to him?
@natashablocker
IDK I think he got sick and died in the hospital