Dr. Knockboot
J.Period & Nas Lyrics
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If you a virgin with blue balls or you tear down walls
Not Dr. Ruth call me Dr. Knockboot
Pimped out hats rock fashionable suits
A cla** for the youth sex ed for ya head
The do's and don'ts that should happen in the bed first
(Don't) run up in her raw cause you get burned
(Do) rock a Rough Ryder, cause whenever you inside her
Your local bodega is your supplier and
(Don't) take the p**** if she fighting
'Cause you saw what happened to Tupac and Mike Tyson
Especially if you're large some ho's are trife
Get you on a rape charge have you serving your life yo
(Do) get a yes confirmation before penetration
'Cause you wind up in a police station
(Don't) get with no young b**** and hit it she PG-13
You rated are she not permited
(Do) check for ID
Whenever chillin VIP with fly shorty PYT yo
(Don't) lie about the cars you got
Or who you hang with fronted on who borrowed your watch yo
(Do) play the game right if ya G's tight
Then you can f*** shorty the same night yo
(Don't) trick when you don't have to you think
You ballin' you turn ya back they laffin at you
You don't gotta keep repeating you a thug
She heard you in fact, she attracted to ya man that heard you
(Do) spend a lil' dough, only if you know
The b**** throws a lil' somethin' too bro
(Don't) eat the p**** the first night
N**** bless you, we call that s*** gesundheit
(Do) set the mood right, Bali with ice
A couple Thug Pa**ion will make everything right yo
(Don't) pop s*** like you daddy-long dick
When you come fast like Fed-Ex and bust too quick
(Do) hit the position she will find interest in
(Don't) hit the p**** if the s*** is blisterin'
Hope ya listenin', turn up transisterin'
Hot 97 KISS FM, be -L-S with ya hand up her dress
Chillin' with your girl while ya thinkin' bout ya ex
Not too easy not too complex
I break it down hotter than dress opposite sex
Pop-up the questions, I can answer them best
Signing off Dr. Knockboot at your request
Peace
In "Dr. Knockboot," J.Period and Nas offer sex advice for their listeners. Nas presents himself as the sex expert, whose services are invaluable for people who are struggling with sexual issues. Nas uses clever wordplay and metaphor to impart his knowledge. He refers to himself as "Dr. Knockboot," the man who can prescribe sexual healing for those who need it. This line is a play on words with the popular television personality, Dr. Ruth. The next lines are about Nas's fashion sense, which he references as pimped out hats and fashionable suits.
He then moves on to give advice to the youth about sex education. He emphasizes that they must be careful while engaging in sexual activity. His first piece of advice is not to run up in the partner without protection as that increases the chance of sexually transmitted infections. He then goes on to suggest wearing a Rough Ryder (a type of condom), which can be found at the local bodega. Nas warns about not taking the partner's wishes into account as that may land them into trouble. He cautions to check for Identity proofs before indulging in sexual activity. Other pieces of advice include being respectful, spending money, not faking it, and finding the right position.
In conclusion, Nas's lyrics approach sex education in a practical way, providing honest advice and suggestions for those who might need it. The language is explicit, but the lyrics are intended to be helpful and informative rather than just being gratuitous. Nas's wordplay is impressive, showcasing his lyrical mastery while educating people and setting an example of responsible sex education for youth.
Line by Line Meaning
When it comes to sex advice I'm the one you call
I'm an expert in giving sex advice and people come to me for help.
If you a virgin with blue balls or you tear down walls
Whether you're inexperienced or sexually aggressive, I can help you out.
Not Dr. Ruth call me Dr. Knockboot
I don't use old-school advice like Dr. Ruth. Call me Dr. Knockboot instead.
Pimped out hats rock fashionable suits
I dress well, wearing stylish suits and a flashy hat like a pimp.
A class for the youth sex ed for ya head
I want to teach young people the ins and outs of having safe, enjoyable sex.
The do's and don'ts that should happen in the bed first
I'll provide a list of things you should and shouldn't do when you're in the bed with someone.
(Don't) run up in her raw cause you get burned
Don't have sex without a condom, or you risk getting an STI or getting someone pregnant.
For sure f***in with the typical horn, because
Having sex with someone just because you're horny isn't always a good idea.
(Do) rock a Rough Ryder, cause whenever you inside her
Use a Rough Rider condom because it'll enhance your sexual experience.
Your local bodega is your supplier and
You can buy condoms at your local corner store.
(Don't) take the p**** if she's fighting
Don't force yourself on someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.
'Cause you saw what happened to Tupac and Mike Tyson
Both Tupac and Mike Tyson were convicted of sexual assault, so it's important to get consent before having sex.
Especially if you're large some ho's are trife
If you have a big penis, some women will falsely accuse you of rape.
Get you on a rape charge have you serving your life yo
If you're accused of rape, you could be sentenced to life in prison.
(Do) get a yes confirmation before penetration
Make sure you get verbal consent before having sex.
'Cause you wind up in a police station
If you don't get consent, you could be charged with sexual assault and be arrested.
(Don't) get with no young b**** and hit it she PG-13
Don't have sex with someone who's underage, or you could be breaking the law.
You rated are she not permitted
If someone's underage, you're not allowed to have sex with them.
(Do) check for ID
Make sure to ask for proof of age before having sex with someone.
Whenever chillin VIP with fly shorty PYT yo
When you're hanging out with an attractive woman, you should always be respectful.
(Don't) lie about the cars you got
Don't lie to impress someone you're interested in having sex with.
Or who you hang with fronted on who borrowed your watch yo
Don't name-drop or brag about material possessions to impress someone you're interested in having sex with.
(Do) play the game right if ya G's tight
Be yourself, and if you're cool, you'll attract the right people.
Then you can f*** shorty the same night yo
If you're honest and genuine, you might be able to have sex with someone you're interested in right away.
(Don't) trick when you don't have to you think
Don't try to impress someone you're interested in by pretending to be someone you're not.
You ballin' you turn ya back they laffin at you
If you try too hard to impress people, they'll see right through you and won't respect you.
You don't gotta keep repeating you a thug
Don't try to act tough just to impress someone you're interested in.
She heard you in fact, she attracted to ya man that heard you
If you're genuine and confident, people will be attracted to you naturally.
(Do) spend a lil' dough, only if you know
It's okay to spend money on someone you're interested in, but only if you're sure they're worth it.
The b**** throws a lil' somethin' too bro
If someone's interested in you, they should put in effort too and show that they care about you.
(Don't) eat the p**** the first night
Don't go down on someone you're having sex with on the first night, it's too intimate and personal.
N**** bless you, we call that s*** gesundheit
If you sneeze after performing oral sex, it's called a gesundheit.
(Do) set the mood right, Bali with ice
Create a romantic atmosphere for sex with candles, music, and other nice touches.
A couple Thug Pa**ion will make everything right yo
Soft and sensual music will enhance your sexual experience and set the mood.
(Don't) pop s*** like you daddy-long dick
Don't brag about your sexual prowess and act like you're better than everyone else.
When you come fast like Fed-Ex and bust too quick
If you ejaculate too quickly, you won't be able to satisfy your partner.
(Do) hit the position she will find interest in
Try different sexual positions to see which ones your partner likes best.
(Don't) hit the p**** if the s*** is blisterin'
If you notice any sores or blisters on your partner's genitals, don't have sex with them.
Hope ya listenin', turn up transistorin'
I hope you're listening to this advice, it could save you some serious trouble.
Hot 97 KISS FM, be-L-S with ya hand up her dress
Listen to Hot 97 KISS FM and keep your hands to yourself when you're with a woman.
Chillin' with your girl while ya thinkin' bout ya ex
When you're with someone new, don't think about your ex or you won't be able to connect fully with your current partner.
Not too easy not too complex
Having sex with someone should be neither too easy nor too complicated, it should be a natural process.
I break it down hotter than dress opposite sex
I can explain the intricacies of sex better than anyone else, including the opposite gender.
Pop-up the questions, I can answer them best
Ask me any questions you have about sex and I'll provide you with the best answers possible.
Signing off Dr. Knockboot at your request
I'm happy to provide advice about sex, and I'll be here to help whenever you need it.
Peace
I'm done giving advice for now, peace out!
Lyrics © JELLYBEAN MUSIC GROUP, Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DAVID RICHARD MATTHEWS, JEAN CLAUDE OLIVIER, NASIR JONES, SAMUEL J. BARNES
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