Kerney Sermon
J. Cole Lyrics


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I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering
Gone just like that
You've been suffering 18 years yourself
You've been going through pure hell but it can be over just like that
Well this is pastor Kerney Thomas and I literally
Have tens and thousands across this country
That were hurting, but God can heal them
And God could work a miracle for them
All you gotta do is either log on to our website
Or you can dial the toll-free number
And place your order right there
For the Personal Prayer Package
I want you quickly, to place that order right now
For the Personal Prayer Package
Pick up the telephone right now




I said pick up the phone right now
You're past due a miracle

Overall Meaning

In J. Cole's song "Kerney Sermon," we hear a recording of Pastor Kerney Thomas speaking to his congregation about the power of prayer and the potential for miracles. The lyrics I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering / Gone just like that, speak to the relief and gratitude someone might experience when they have been going through a difficult time and are suddenly delivered from it. These words are meant to provide comfort and hope to listeners who may be struggling with their own personal demons or hardships. The following lines, You've been suffering 18 years yourself / You've been going through pure hell but it can be over just like that, reinforce the idea that someone's suffering can be lifted in an instant, with the help of God's grace.


Pastor Kerney Thomas then jumps in with a call to action for his listeners to seek out their own miracles through his church's Personal Prayer Package. He reassures them that God can heal them and work miracles for them if they just believe and take action. These lyrics serve as a commentary on the role of religion and spirituality in providing comfort and solace to those who are struggling in life. It suggests that through faith and prayer, people can find hope and peace in the face of adversity.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm just thankful 18 years of suffering
I am grateful that after 18 years of suffering, I am no longer in pain.


Gone just like that
It is amazing that my suffering ended so abruptly.


You've been suffering 18 years yourself
You have also been in pain for 18 years.


You've been going through pure hell but it can be over just like that
Although you've been through a lot, your suffering could end abruptly.


Well this is pastor Kerney Thomas and I literally
I am Pastor Kerney Thomas and I mean what I say.


Have tens and thousands across this country
There are tens of thousands of people all over the country who are in pain.


That were hurting, but God can heal them
Although they are in pain, God has the power to heal them.


And God could work a miracle for them
God can perform a miracle for anyone who needs it.


All you gotta do is either log on to our website
You can visit our website to get the help you need.


Or you can dial the toll-free number
You can also call the toll-free number for assistance.


And place your order right there
You can place your order for assistance at that moment.


For the Personal Prayer Package
You should order the Personal Prayer Package.


I want you quickly, to place that order right now
I urge you to quickly get the Personal Prayer Package.


Pick up the telephone right now
You should pick up the phone at this moment.


I said pick up the phone right now
I'm emphasizing the need for you to act now.


You're past due a miracle
You need a miracle urgently to end your suffering.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Jermaine Cole

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Comments from YouTube:

@kmmx91

This has a sort of dark vibe to it.. I love it

@j3dallasj356

kmmx91 that’s the point.. he is exposing him as a snake

@christinayoung6137

@@j3dallasj356 and that is why it goes into the next song, LAnd of the snakes

@Whitespeaks

@@christinayoung6137🧠📈

@tmactime1

The way his voice started emanating a low demonic sound at the end 😮‍💨.

@Dulaism

Agreed. This skit was something special. I don't know why but it's just appropriate for the mood of this album.

@Dulaism

18 years suffering GONE just like that

@daedae3934

this is the shit i used roll down lewis street with.

@tsklan3162

Know some hoes from the past like "damn cole wish i knew that you would be rich"

@dreamsofabutterfly7603

finally got my own bedroom in this bih.

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