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Old Dogs
J. M. Smig Lyrics
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Captivated by erotic foreplay
Never paying attention, always creating
Don't got time to think about the meaning
Ten seconds later I've pulled out my wang
Better count this as a blessing
Being sexual is how I get comfortable
Considered myself a producer amoral
Let's make this a political statement
When banks fail they get big bailouts
When I smear my goo, I want big turnouts
Observe, do not detain, grant some presence
Jizzing everywhere was always the pretense
Don't be doubting my sauce appraisal
If you got what it takes, I'll make you cum yo
Dearie your the one needed for the job
Gonna be the one to rub my log
So what you wanna do, I know I wanna screw
Please let me have a good night with you
Stop... take a look! Caught you like a fish hook
In the snare of my sexy look, as you stare
My dingle about to do it's filthy little jangle
Haggling and waggiling, dancing to it's own jingle
Gone and put me in my place, you dirty old dog
Got me all fired up, I can see straight through the fog
Of my own fatigue, never to tired to shag
As long as your wanna see my my dick wag
Making our way to the bedroom
Faster then you can say zoom
Take you off your knees o
Oh baby please I know you ain't just another dirty tease
Getting my dick sucked, like licking a lollipop
All the time wishing that I was on top
Sliding down your throat harder I push
Gaggling as you go, taking each thrust
Always a filthy little fucker, that's how I was
You calm me down, another nut I'll bust
Wiping my dick on the drapes when I'm done
Now you'll see a bit of me, when you look at the sun
Trying to keep a sense of normalcy
While picking peanut butter from my butt cheeks
What did you really be a expectin'
From one who does the sort of boasting
That I engage in on a daily basis
You should really consider me blameless
As I take a dip in your rear
The inner workings I wanna get near
Anal ambitions, who knew it was my mission
To meet Osama, Ghadafi, and the Kardashians
So give it a wipe, so I can give it a lick
I like it filthy, but I don't wanna taste shit
These lyrics to J. M. Smig's song "Old Dogs" are highly explicit and filled with sexual innuendos and vulgar language. The song portrays a persona who is unapologetic about his sexual desires and engages in promiscuous behavior. The opening lines depict the persona's constant distractions and his fascination with erotic foreplay. He acknowledges his lack of attention and dismisses the need for deeper meaning, instead focusing on his sexual encounters as a source of comfort. The persona considers himself morally corrupt and revels in engaging in behavior that others would condemn.
The lyrics take a turn towards a political statement, drawing a comparison between the financial system's bailouts for failing banks and the persona's desire for a large turnout when he ejaculates. This provocative line implies a criticism of societal priorities and power dynamics. The persona further emphasizes his sexual prowess and invites a specific person to engage in sexual activity with him. The lyrics continue to describe their encounter, using graphic language to depict the persona's desires and actions.
In the final verse, the lyrics become even more explicit and crude. The persona equates getting his penis sucked to licking a lollipop, expressing a desire to be in control and yearning for more intense experiences. The lyrics suggest a lack of boundaries and an enjoyment of pushing limits. The persona proudly mentions wiping his genitals on the drapes after finishing, indicating a disregard for cleanliness and social norms. The lyrics end with a crude reference to anal play and a preference for the extreme, while also highlighting the persona's ability to engage with influential figures.
Overall, the song "Old Dogs" by J. M. Smig is intentionally provocative, vulgar, and explicit, aiming to shock and challenge societal norms regarding sexual behavior and morality.
Line by Line Meaning
Always distracted in such a fine way
I am perpetually preoccupied in a captivating manner
Captivated by erotic foreplay
I am enthralled by sexual arousal and seduction
Never paying attention, always creating
I am constantly lost in my own creativity, ignoring the outside world
Don't got time to think about the meaning
I don't prioritize contemplating the significance of things
Ten seconds later I've pulled out my wang
In just a brief moment, I expose my genitals
Better count this as a blessing
Consider this an advantageous occurrence
Being sexual is how I get comfortable
Engaging in sexual acts brings me a sense of ease
Considered myself a producer amoral
I see myself as an unscrupulous creator
Living for exceptional misjudgment
I thrive on making remarkably wrong choices
Let's make this a political statement
We should turn this into a statement with political implications
When banks fail they get big bailouts
Financial institutions receive substantial rescues when they collapse
When I smear my goo, I want big turnouts
When I ejaculate, I desire a significant response
Observe, do not detain, grant some presence
Watch without inhibiting, allow some freedom
Jizzing everywhere was always the pretense
Ejaculating without restraint was always the intention
Don't be doubting my sauce appraisal
Don't question my evaluation of my own semen
If you got what it takes, I'll make you cum yo
If you possess the necessary qualities, I'll bring you sexual pleasure
Dearie you're the one needed for the job
My dear, you are the perfect candidate for the task
Gonna be the one to rub my log
You will be the one to stimulate my penis
So what you wanna do, I know I wanna screw
Tell me your desires, for I have a desire for intercourse
Please let me have a good night with you
Allow me to spend a pleasurable evening with you
Stop... take a look! Caught you like a fish hook
Halt... pay attention! I have captured your attention completely
In the snare of my sexy look, as you stare
Ensnared by the allure of my seductive gaze, while you gaze
My dingle about to do its filthy little jangle
My penis is about to engage in its lewd movement
Haggling and waggling, dancing to its own jingle
Swinging and vibrating, moving to its unique rhythm
Gone and put me in my place, you dirty old dog
You have humbled me, you audacious individual
Got me all fired up, I can see straight through the fog
You have ignited my passion, I can now see clearly
Of my own fatigue, never too tired to shag
Despite my weariness, I am always ready for sexual activity
As long as you wanna see my dick wag
As long as you desire to witness the motion of my penis
Making our way to the bedroom
We are proceeding towards the bedroom
Faster than you can say zoom
Swifter than you can express the word 'zoom'
Take you off your knees o
Lift you from the kneeling position
Oh baby please I know you ain't just another dirty tease
Oh darling, I believe you are more than a mere flirt
Getting my dick sucked, like licking a lollipop
Receiving oral sex, similar to licking a lollipop
All the time wishing that I was on top
Constantly desiring to be in a dominant position
Sliding down your throat harder I push
Thrusting harder down your throat
Gaggling as you go, taking each thrust
Gagging while continuing to endure each thrust
Always a filthy little fucker, that's how I was
I have always been a vulgar and promiscuous person
You calm me down, another nut I'll bust
You soothe me, leading to another ejaculation
Wiping my dick on the drapes when I'm done
Cleaning my penis on the curtains after I finish
Now you'll see a bit of me when you look at the sun
From now on, you will see a part of me in everything
Trying to keep a sense of normalcy
Attempting to maintain a semblance of normality
While picking peanut butter from my butt cheeks
Simultaneously removing peanut butter from my buttocks
What did you really be expectin'
What were you truly anticipating?
From one who does the sort of boasting
From someone who engages in this kind of bragging
That I engage in on a daily basis
That I partake in every day
You should really consider me blameless
You ought to regard me as faultless
As I take a dip in your rear
As I engage in anal penetration
The inner workings I wanna get near
I desire to explore the inner mechanisms
Anal ambitions, who knew it was my mission
Pursuing anal desires, an unexpected purpose of mine
To meet Osama, Ghadafi, and the Kardashians
To encounter Osama bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, and the Kardashians
So give it a wipe, so I can give it a lick
Clean it off so I can orally pleasure it
I like it filthy, but I don't wanna taste shit
I enjoy it being dirty, but I do not wish to taste feces
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Written by: Matthew Smith
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