The miserable prick is still at it. The composer of lounge music from the V… Read Full Bio ↴The miserable prick is still at it. The composer of lounge music from the Vatican gay bar for sophisticated schizophrenics, murderous nerds and other deviants doesn't know when to give it up and go home.
Actually, he does but he doesn't give a fuck, having ascended a childhood of toughing it out in the projects of Witch City, crafting sonic soliliquies that would ferment into "contemporary music for the bizarre at heart...electronica and classical works [that] operate in a style unlike any other." ♠︎
JMS has confounded Berklee elves, conservatory tards, and other upper crustaceans with a "restless compositional philosophy that will not resonate with listeners expecting concise, neatly packaged musical content."♣︎ and an "unapologetically strange and jarring...captivating and enigmatic soundscape of obscure lounge music that will set your five senses alight." ♦︎
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♣︎ Evan Crandell, 24Our Music
♦︎ Brandon Minia, 24Our Music
©2018 Sophisticated Schizophrenic Records.
Actually, he does but he doesn't give a fuck, having ascended a childhood of toughing it out in the projects of Witch City, crafting sonic soliliquies that would ferment into "contemporary music for the bizarre at heart...electronica and classical works [that] operate in a style unlike any other." ♠︎
JMS has confounded Berklee elves, conservatory tards, and other upper crustaceans with a "restless compositional philosophy that will not resonate with listeners expecting concise, neatly packaged musical content."♣︎ and an "unapologetically strange and jarring...captivating and enigmatic soundscape of obscure lounge music that will set your five senses alight." ♦︎
♠︎ eMusician newsletter
♣︎ Evan Crandell, 24Our Music
♦︎ Brandon Minia, 24Our Music
©2018 Sophisticated Schizophrenic Records.
Rat the Newt
J. M. Smig Lyrics
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Lives in a cave
And waits for the flood
'Cuz little slick newts
Like to play in the mud
Havin' mud fights
With his friend
Mister Fly
Pullin' him down
And gettin' mud
In his eye
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Swimmin' in the mud
Rat met a fish
Who told him to kiss her
And make a wish
Rat put his nose
And his tail in the air
And said
"Get lost fish
I don't really care"
Rat hit the fish
With a willow reed
He hit her so hard
That she started to bleed
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
He don't like fish
But he likes the mud
And swimmin' in and out
When it mix with the blood
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Lives in a cave
And waits for the flood
'Cuz little slick newts
Like to play in the mud
Havin' mud fights
With his friend
Mister Fly
Pullin' him down
And gettin' mud
In his eye
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Swimmin' in the mud
Rat met a fish
Who told him to kiss her
And make a wish
Rat put his nose
And his tail in the air
And said
"Get lost fish
I don't really care"
Rat hit the fish
With a willow reed
He hit her so hard
That she started to bleed
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
He don't like fish
But he likes the mud
And swimmin' in and out
When it mix with the blood
Rat's a little
Little slick
Little slick newt
Lives in a cave
Sittin' under a boot
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Written by: Jonathan Smigliano
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
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J. M. Smig
on Hey Hey My My
Wrong lyrics. Neil Young cover. Listen at jmsmig.bandcamp.com. Hail Satan.
J. M. Smig
on Black Coffee Waltz
My compliments to the genuine schizophrenics imagining lyrics to my instrumental music. I love this site.