Deceived
JME Lyrics

I don't care man
I am indifferent and unaffected by the situation

I ain't lying, I don't care man i ain't
I am not being dishonest, I genuinely do not care

Just say it wasn't you man
Please deny any involvement

Nah man, I'm telling the truth
No, I am being honest

Just say you dunno who did it
Simply state that you do not know the culprit

You don't know who done it
You genuinely have no knowledge of who committed the act

Just say it weren't you man
Please confirm that you were not responsible

But I do know who done it
However, I do know who is responsible

What you talking about? I'ma tell the truth
What are you insinuating? I will speak honestly

I ain't lying lie innit
I am not being deceitful

What am I gonna lie for? I
There is no reason for me to lie

Ain't got nothing to hide
I have no secrets or hidden agenda

It all started off normal
Initially, everything was ordinary

No one was on a hype
No one was overly excited or agitated

But Skepta had a tool and all
However, Skepta possessed a tool of some sort

I had was a knife
All I had was a knife

I said, "I'm gonna tell the truth
I made the decision to be truthful

but they all said I should lie
However, everyone advised me to be dishonest

But I thought
But I reasoned

Why the hell should I flippin' lie
There is no reason for me to lie

For? I got nothing to hide
I have no secrets or hidden agenda

We was all getting ready, yeah
We were all preparing ourselves

I could feel it was gonna kick off
I sensed that something intense was about to happen

My patience was drawing thin already as
My tolerance was already wearing thin

Skepta took his coat off
Skepta removed his coat

I think that's when it all started you know
I believe that was the beginning of it

The hype of Skepta’s head
Skepta's excitement or agitation

And plus, 'cause he had the tool in his hand
Additionally, because he had the tool in his possession

Nothing needed to be said
There was no need for words or explanations

All I heard was bang! And I
Suddenly, I heard a loud noise

Swear I heard something smashed
I am sure I heard something break

So I dropped the knife on the floor and I
In response, I let go of the knife, allowing it to fall to the ground

Went to help Skepta 'cause I was baffed
I rushed to assist Skepta because I was confused or perplexed

But then when I got there
However, once I arrived

He was lying on the floor
He was lying on the ground

And the whole place was a mess
The entire area was in disarray

There was a little bit of blood
There was a small amount of blood present

But I expected more we all started arguing
But I anticipated a greater amount, and we all began to argue

As if that was gonna help the case
As if engaging in an argument would solve anything

I was gonna call the ambulance but
I intended to summon an ambulance, but

I didn't want it to escalate
I hesitated to aggravate the situation further

Yeah I know it sounds a bit dumb
Yes, I am aware it may seem foolish

I really should have picked up the phone
I should have taken the initiative to make the call

But I knew that any minute now
However, I was aware that very soon

We was expecting you home
We were anticipating your arrival

Jamie… yes mum?
Hello Jamie, it's your mother speaking

Is Junior alright? Yeah, he’s alright man
Is Junior unharmed? Yes, he is perfectly fine

Put your brother on the phone for me please
Could you pass the phone to your brother, please?

Let me speak to him
Allow me to have a conversation with him

Nah he’s alright man he’s alright
No worries, he is fine

It’s just a little cut
He only sustained a minor injury

Have you called the police?
Did you contact the authorities?

What are we calling the police for?
Why would we need to involve the police?

When I said Skepta had a tool
Earlier, when I mentioned that Skepta had a tool

I didn't mean a gun, i meant a hammer
I did not imply a firearm, I meant a hammer

He was assembling your birthday present
He was putting together your birthday gift

He got you a wardrobe, i got you a camera
He purchased a wardrobe for you, while I bought you a camera

Then Julie came home from Ikea
At that moment, Julie returned from Ikea

'cause she went to get you a vase
Because she went to acquire a vase for you

And the reason I had a knife is 'cause
The explanation for me possessing a knife is because

I was cutting your cake in half
I was dividing your cake into two portions

Then Skepta started getting all hyper
Subsequently, Skepta became overly excited

Kept on mucking about with the tools
He continued to play or fool around with the tools

Then the hammer slipped from
Then, the hammer accidentally fell from

His hand and smashed
His grasp, resulting in a collision and subsequent damage

The vase and scratched up your walls
The vase got destroyed and your walls got scratched

That's when I heard the bang
At that moment, I heard the loud noise

I dropped the knife and went to go check
I released the knife and hurried to investigate

'Cause your surprise birthday party was
As your surprise birthday celebration was

Just turning into a wreck
Quickly becoming chaotic or disordered

Don't worry it was nothing major
Do not worry, it was not something serious

Julie was a bit upset
Julie was slightly distressed

And Skepta cut his finger
Additionally, Skepta injured his finger

And the front room was a mess
Furthermore, the front room was in disarray

That's when we started arguing
At that point, we began to dispute

About who was in the wrong
Regarding who was at fault

But don't worry I’ll buy you a new vase
However, do not fret, as I will purchase a replacement vase

Anyway happy birthday mum
In any case, happy birthday, Mom

Jason get me the dustpan whewwww
Jason, please bring me the dustpan quickly

That's messy man look at the mess man, come
The situation is chaotic, observe the disorder, come here

Ahh man see that's what you have to do man
Ah, you see, that is the appropriate action

I told you what to do man
I had previously instructed you on what to do

Just tell the truth man
Simply be honest

Yeah I know, I know, I know, ha, ha
Yes, I acknowledge and understand, ha, ha

See now you're gonna laugh, look
Now you are going to laugh, look at this

At you laughing man, i see
You are laughing, I can see that

Ha, ha flippin' hell, can we tidy up
Ha, ha, oh my goodness, can we clean up

Let's tidy all this up before
Let us clean up this mess before

Dad comes back, 'cause I ain't
Our father returns, because I am not

Really into dad's shouting, you get me? Come
Fond of Dad's yelling, do you understand? Come

Yeah come then, come, come, come
Yes, come then, come, come, come

Next time let's tell the truth innit, no lie
In the future, let us be honest, no falsehoods