To The Bone
JT Machinima Lyrics

Sans! Sans! Wake up!
Papyrus wakes up Sans to inform him about a human falling from the surface world.

What is it, dude?
Sans asks Papyrus what's going on.

A human has fallen from the surface world
Papyrus informs Sans about a human who has fallen from the surface to the underground.

Really? And you got a bone to pick wit'im?
Sans makes a pun about Papyrus being a skeleton and if he has any issues with the human.

No time for puns
Papyrus dismisses Sans' puns and wants to focus on the situation at hand.

Welcome to the underground
Papyrus and Sans welcome the human to the underground.

How was the fall?
Papyrus asks the human how their fall was.

If you wanna look around
Papyrus offers the human a chance to explore the underground.

Give us a call
Papyrus tells the human to contact them if they need any assistance or guidance.

We don't see humans often
Papyrus and Sans mention that it's rare for humans to come to the underground.

We're happy you just dropped in
Despite humans being rare in the underground, Papyrus and Sans are happy that one has arrived.

I'll be so popular when
Papyrus looks forward to showing off the human to the other monsters in the underground.

I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Papyrus plans to display the human to other monsters for attention and fame.

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Sans reminds Papyrus to behave appropriately.

Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Papyrus tells Sans to stop joking around and focus on the matter at hand.

Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
Papyrus apologies for Sans' behavior and characterizes him as peculiar.

You're just lazy and apathetic
Papyrus calls Sans out for being lazy and indifferent.

Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Sans tells Papyrus that he doesn't care about what he calls him and that he's unaffected.

Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
Papyrus warns Sans that if he makes another poor joke, he's done with him.

We are monsters, the awfullest kind
Papyrus and Sans acknowledge that they are monsters and are seen as the worst type of monsters.

To mess with us takes a lot of spine
Papyrus and Sans claim that it takes bravery to face them.

We can relate to your determination
As monsters, Papyrus and Sans can understand and relate to the human's determination.

Because we monsters have our motivations
Papyrus and Sans explain that as monsters they also have their reasons and motivations for what they do.

Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
Papyrus and Sans accuse humans of betraying them in the past and causing them harm.

One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Papyrus and Sans express their desire to return to the surface one day.

Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Papyrus and Sans remind the human that their actions carry consequences and that their past mistakes will continue to affect them.

Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Papyrus and Sans stress that the aftermath of their actions is difficult to accept.

Who's the real monster, now you should know
Papyrus and Sans turn the tables on the human and question who the real monster is.

You've cut this story down to the bone
Papyrus and Sans comment that the human has greatly abbreviated their history.

The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Sans and Papyrus discuss the pun that Sans made in the previous chorus.

You imbecile! That was very... clever...
Papyrus corrects his previous insult and acknowledges the cleverness of Sans' pun.

Thanks, buddy
Sans thanks Papyrus for the compliment.

You're stuck in the underground
Papyrus and Sans explain that the human is trapped in the underground.

Thanks to the fall
Papyrus and Sans attribute the human's predicament to their fall from the surface world.

Good luck ever getting out
Papyrus and Sans taunt the human, implying that they won't be able to escape the underground.

You could show mercy to us
Papyrus suggests that the human could show them kindness.

Or turn all of us to dust
Papyrus warns the human that they also have the power to harm and destroy them all.

Is your heart full of evil
Papyrus questions the morality of the human and asks if they are evil.

Or full of love?
Papyrus also wonders if the human has love in their heart.

I, the great Papyrus
Papyrus introduces himself with grandiosity.

Challenge you to try getting by us
Papyrus challenges the human to try and pass him and Sans.

Test the human with one of your puzzles
Sans suggests that Papyrus tests the human with one of his puzzles to try and stump them.

Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
Papyrus praises Sans' idea to test the human with a puzzle.

I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Papyrus challenges the human to try his spaghetti and to see if they like it.

Smells like the creepypasta's ready
Sans makes a joke about Papyrus' spaghetti smelling like a scary story.

Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Papyrus tells Sans to stop making jokes and to be serious.

Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken
Sans jokes that Papyrus' funny bone is broken and that he can't take a joke anymore.

I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
Papyrus claims leadership over Sans and frames him as his accomplice.

You're only still alive because I made a promise
Papyrus mentions that the human is still alive because of a promise he made.

You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
Papyrus warns the human that they may become insane if they wander around the underground for too long.

You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Papyrus jokes that the human may resort to talking to flowers out of desperation.

Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
Papyrus expresses his desire to join the Royal Guard eventually.

When I catch this child
Papyrus plans to capture the human.

Can it be that hard?
Papyrus wonders if the capture of the human will be difficult or not.

Look, if I'm being honest
Sans admits that he's going to be honest about something.

My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
Sans asserts that Papyrus is harmless despite his tough talk.

I know you and all that you want
Sans claims to know what the human wants.

You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
Sans references his name as a font and implies that he can offer more than just his name.

The deeper you go, the messier it gets
Sans mentions that as the human continues deeper into the underground, things will become more chaotic and disordered.

If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Sans admits that if it was his decision, the human would already be dead.

Kidding, if you couldn't tell
Sans clarifies that he was joking about wanting the human to be dead.

I get so bored, I amuse myself
Sans admits that he entertains himself because he gets easily bored.

Down here in the underground
Papyrus and Sans remind the human that they are currently in the underground.

You're all alone
Papyrus and Sans point out that the human is alone in the underground.

We wanted to tell you now
Papyrus and Sans wanted to inform the human about their situation.

You're kinda boned
Papyrus and Sans make a pun and imply that the human is in trouble.

If you survive this prison
Papyrus and Sans mention that the underground is like a prison for the human.

You will know nihilism
Papyrus and Sans imply that the human will experience nihilism by being stuck in the underground for so long.

Don't mess around with monsters
Papyrus and Sans warn the human not to provoke or mess around with the monsters.

They're scared of tiny children
Papyrus and Sans joke that the monsters are scared of small, harmless children.

You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
Papyrus and Sans predict that the human will eventually falter or make a mistake.

When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
Papyrus challenges the human with a Junior Jumble, a puzzle that he hopes will stump them.

Not so sure you'll get him with that
Sans doubts that the Junior Jumble will be enough to stump the human.

Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Attack
Sans implies that he has a special attack that he can use to defeat the human.

Leave me alone
Papyrus tells Sans to leave him alone and stop making jokes.

You know I've got a knack for the trombone
Sans responds with a joke and claims to be skilled at playing the trombone.

One more pun, and I'll be done
Papyrus warns Sans that if he makes another pun, he's finished.

But ain't two skulls better than one?
Sans responds with another pun and implies that it's better to have both of their skulls instead of just one.

You know your story's already been told
Papyrus and Sans imply that the human's story is predictable and has already been played out.

We can play again if you sell your soul
Papyrus offers to continue the game with the human if they make a deal and sell their soul.

I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
Sans warns the human to be careful and cautious around him.

I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Sans implies that he'll uncover any secrets or hidden past of the human.

Who's the real monster now you should know
Papyrus and Sans reinforce their earlier point and question who the real monster is in this situation.