To The Bone
JT Music Lyrics

Sans! Sans! Wake up!
Someone is trying to get Sans' attention

What is it, dude?
Sans replies to the person trying to get his attention

A human has fallen from the surface world
Someone has informed Sans that a human has arrived from the surface

Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?
Sans makes a pun upon hearing the news

No time for puns
The person addressing Sans dismisses the pun and wants to move on

Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy
Sans makes another pun despite being asked to stop

Ugh! Enough!
The person addressing Sans is annoyed by his puns

Alright, here we go again
Sans is aware of the person's annoyance and decides to stop making puns

Welcome to the underground
Sans greets the human who has arrived

How was the fall?
Sans asks the human how they fell down to the underground

If you wanna look around
Sans invites the human to explore the underground

Give us a call
Sans offers to help the human if they need anything

We don't see humans often
Sans informs the human that they are a rare sight in the underground

We're happy you just dropped in
Sans welcomes the human to the underground

I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Sans makes a joke about how the other monsters will be impressed by his discovery of the human

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Sans scolds his brother for his behavior

Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Papyrus tells Sans to stop making jokes and focus

Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
Sans apologizes for his brother's behavior

You're just lazy and apathetic
Papyrus insults Sans for his behavior

Call me what you want, I got thick SKIN
Sans brushes off Papyrus's insult and says he is unaffected by it

Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
Papyrus threatens to stop putting up with Sans's jokes

We are monsters, the awfullest kind
Sans and Papyrus describe themselves and other monsters as terrible beings

To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE
Sans and Papyrus warn the human that it takes courage to deal with monsters

We can relate to your determination
Sans and Papyrus understand that the human is determined

Because we monsters have our motivations
Sans and Papyrus have their own reasons for their actions

Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
Sans and Papyrus explain that they suffered because of humans' actions

One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Sans and Papyrus have hope of returning to the surface one day

Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Sans and Papyrus warn that the human's past actions will have consequences

Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Sans and Papyrus acknowledge that the human's consequences will be difficult to deal with

Who's the real monster, now you should know
Sans and Papyrus suggest that humans can be more monstrous than monsters

You've cut this story down to the BONE
Sans makes a pun to end this part of the conversation

Really, Sans?
The person addressing Sans questions a pun he just made

What?
Sans asks what the problem is

The last line of the chorus is a pun?
The person addressing Sans comments on another pun in the song

Yup
Sans confirms that the last line is a pun

You imbecile! That was very... clever...
The person addressing Sans pretends to be annoyed but secretly thinks the pun was clever

Heh. Thanks, buddy
Sans thanks the person for their compliment

You're stuck in the underground
Sans reminds the human that they are trapped in the underground

Thanks to the fall
Sans reminds the human that they fell down to the underground

Good luck ever getting out
Sans doubts that the human will be able to escape

Prepare to brawl
Sans warns the human that things will not be easy

You could show Mercy to us
Sans suggests that the human could spare the monsters they encounter

Or turn all of us to dust
Sans warns that the human has the option to kill the monsters they encounter

Is your heart full of evil
Sans questions the nature of the human's intentions

Or full of LOVE
Sans suggests that the human could be motivated by love instead of evil

I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Papyrus challenges the human to try to get past him

Test the human with one of your puzzles
Sans suggests that Papyrus challenge the human with a puzzle

Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
Papyrus agrees with Sans's suggestion

I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Papyrus challenges the human to eat his spaghetti dish

Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready
Sans makes a joke about Papyrus's cooking

Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Papyrus tells Sans to stop making jokes

Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken
Sans jokes that Papyrus is not able to appreciate humor

I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
Papyrus takes credit for coming up with the plan to stop the human

You're only still alive because I made a promise
Papyrus reminds Sans that he promised not to kill the human

You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
Sans warns the human that they will go insane if they spend too long in the underground

You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Sans jokes that the human might go crazy and start talking to flowers

Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
Papyrus shares his dream of joining the Royal Guard

When I catch this child, can it be that hard
Papyrus wonders how difficult it will be to capture the human

Look, if I'm being honest
Sans wants to be truthful with the human

My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
Sans assures the human that his brother means no harm

I know you and all that you want
Sans implies that he understands the human's motivations

You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
Sans makes a joke about his name, which is also the name of a font

The deeper you go, the messier it gets
Sans warns that things will get worse as the human goes further underground

If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Sans admits that he dislikes the human and would prefer if they were not alive

Kidding, if you couldn't tell
Sans clarifies that he was joking with the previous line

I get so bored, I amuse myself
Sans admits that he makes jokes to entertain himself when he is bored

Down here in the underground
Sans reminds the human of their location

You're all alone
Sans reminds the human that they do not have any companions in the underground

We wanted to tell you now
Sans wants to share something with the human

You're kinda BONED
Sans makes a pun to reveal that the human is virtually trapped

If you survive this prison
Sans reminds the human that the underground is a dangerous place

You will know nihilism
Sans suggests that the human will feel despair and loss of hope

Don't mess around with monsters
Sans warns the human not to provoke monsters

They're scared of tiny children
Sans makes a joke that the monsters are scared of the puny human

HA
Sans laughs at his own joke

You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
Sans warns that the human will face obstacles soon

When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
Sans suggests that he will stump the human with a puzzle

Not so sure you'll get him with that
Papyrus doubts Sans's ability to stump the human

Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Attack
Papyrus suggests that he will try to stop the human with his most powerful move

LEAVE ME ALONE
The person addressing Sans is getting frustrated with him

You know I've got a knack for the trom-BONE
Sans makes another pun

One more pun, and I'll be done
The person addressing Sans threatens to end the conversation if he makes another pun

But ain't two SKULLS better than one
Sans makes a pun about himself and Papyrus both being skeletons

You know your story's already been told
Sans indicates that the human's journey will not be unique

We can play again if you sell your SOUL
Sans suggests that he and the human can play a game if the human sells their soul

I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
Sans warns the human to be careful around him

I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet
Sans suggests that he knows more about the human than they think

Who's the real monster now you should know
Sans suggests that humans can be just as monstrous as monsters

You've cut this story down to the BONE!
Sans ends the song with another pun