Your Fault
James Corden Lyrics

But it isn't my fault
I am not the one to blame

I was given those beans!
I received the magic beans

You persuaded me to trade away My cow for beans!
You convinced me to trade my cow for the beans

And without those beans There'd have been no stalk To get up to the giant's In the first place!
The beans were necessary for me to climb the beanstalk and reach the giant

Wait a minute, magic beans For a cow so old That you had to tell A lie to sell it Which you told! Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold? Oh, and tell us who persuaded you To steal that gold
The cow was old and I had to lie to sell it for the magic beans. I am not sure about the worth of the beans, and you pushed me to steal the giant's gold

See, it's your fault No! Yes, it's you fault No! Yes, it is! It's not! It's true
You are the one to blame. No, I am not. Yes, you are. No, I am not. It is true that you are responsible

But I only stole the gold To get my cow back From you!
I stole the gold to get my cow back from you

So it's your fault! Yes! No, it isn't!
You are the one to blame. No, you are not

I'd have kept those beans But our house was cursed She made us get the cow to get The curse reversed!
I would have kept the beans, but our house was cursed. We had to get the cow to reverse the curse

It's his father's fault That the curse got placed And the place got cursed In the first place!
The curse was placed and the place was cursed because of his father's fault

Then it's his fault! So It was his fault! No Yes, it is It's his I guess
The fault is on him. I see. It is his fault. No, it is not. Yes, it is. He is at fault, I think

But without any beanstalk Then what's queer Is how did the second giant get down here In the first place?
If there was no beanstalk, how did the second giant get down here?

Well, Who had the other bean? The other bean? The other bean?
Who had the other magic bean?

You pocketed the other bean I didn't! Yes I did
You kept the other bean. I did not. Yes, you did

So it's your- No, it isn't 'Cause I gave it to my wife! So it's her fault!
It is not your fault. You gave the bean to your wife, so it is her fault

Wait a minute! She exchanged that bean To obtain your shoe So the one who knows what happened To that bean is you!
Your wife exchanged the bean to get your shoe. You are the one who knows what happened to that bean

You mean that old bean That your wife, oh, dear But I never knew, And so I threw Well, don't look here!
You are talking about that old bean that your wife had. I did not know about it and so I threw it away

See, it's her fault! But And it isn't mine at all! But what?
Your wife is to blame, but it is not my fault at all. What are you implying?

Well, if you hadn't gone Back up again We were needy You were greedy! Did you need that hen?
If you had not climbed the beanstalk again, we would not be in this situation. We needed help, but you were being greedy. Did you really need that hen?

But I got it for my mother! So it's her fault then! Yes, and what about the harp In the third place?
I got the hen for my mother. So it is her fault. What about the harp in the third place?

She went and dared me to! I dared you to? You dared me to! She said that I was scared So she dared me! No, I didn't!
She dared me to take the harp. She said that I was scared and dared me. No, I did not

Wait a minute! If you hadn't dared him to And you had left the harp alone We wouldn't be in trouble in the first place! (well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean) In the first place! Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place! (it was your fault!) (Right! It's you raised them in the first place!) yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place! You raised the beans in the first place!
If you had not dared me to take the harp and left it alone, we would not be in trouble. It was also your fault for raising the beans in the first place

It's your fault! You're responsible! You're the one to blame! It's your fault!
You are at fault. You are responsible. You are the one to blame. It is your fault.