The Nicest Kids In Town
James Marsden Lyrics


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Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
Don't change that channel!
'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show!
Brought to you by
Ultra Clutch Hairspray! (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Oh, rvery afternoon
When the clock strikes four
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

A crazy bunch of kids
Crash through that door, yeah
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Go and throw off their coats
And leave the squares behind
And then they shake it, shake it, shake it
Like they're losing their mind
You'll never see them frown
'Cause they're the nicest kids in town
(Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh)

Oh, every afternoon
You turn your TV On, huh
(Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

Yeah, we know you turn the sound up
When your parents are gone, yeah
(Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

Then you twist and shout
For your favorite star
And when you've practiced every step
That's in your repertoire
You better come on down
And meet the nicest kids in town, woo

Nice white kids
Who like to lead the way
And once a month
We have our "Negro day!"
And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' 'round
Mr. Corny Collins
With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!(Woo)

So every afternoon
Drop everything, woo
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Who needs to read and write
When you can dance and sing? Yeah
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Forget about your algebra
And calculus
You can always do your homework
On the morning bus
Can't tell a verb from a noun
They're the nicest kids in town
(Ooh)

Roll call!

I'm Amber, Brad, Tammy, Fender, Brenda
Sketch, Shelley, IQ, Lou Ann, Joey
Mickey, Vicki, Becky, Nick, Jesse
Carla, Polly, Maureen, Doreen
And I'm Link

So, if every night you're shaking
As you lie in bed
(Pony pony, ooh, pony pony) shake it baby

And the bass and drums
Are pounding in your head
(Pony pony, ooh, pony pony)
Who cares about sleep
When you can snooze in school?

You'll never get to college
But you're sure look cool
Don't need a cap and a gown
When you're the nicest kids in town

Yeah, they're the nicest, nicest
They're the nicest, nicest
They're the sugar 'n spicest




Nicest kids in
Kids in town, woo!

Overall Meaning

James Marsden's song The Nicest Kid's In Town is a nostalgic tribute to the 1962 musical film Hairspray that tells the story of a charming but feisty teenager named Tracy Turnblad as she pursues her dream of stardom in the popular dance show "The Corny Collins Show". The lyrics vividly describe the madness and excitement that surrounds the show as teenagers from Baltimore gather around their TV sets every afternoon to watch their favorite stars dance, twist and shout to the latest, greatest Baltimore sound. As the song progresses, we learn that the show's popularity is not only due to the music but also due to its popularity as a platform for promoting social justice. The show's host, Mr. Corny Collins, proudly introduces the show's monthly "Negro Day" while the lyrics imply that the "nice white kids" in the show do not shy away from supporting their black counterparts. The song ends on a high note with the kids of all colors and creeds being hailed as the nicest kids in town.


Line by Line Meaning

Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
Greetings, young people of Baltimore!


Don't change that channel!
Do not switch to other TV channels!


'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show!
Because it's the schedule for Corny Collins Show!


Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Sponsored by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)


Oh, every afternoon When the clock strikes four (Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
Each afternoon when the clock reaches 4 (Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)


A crazy bunch of kids Crash through that door, yeah (Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
A group of enthusiastic teens energetically enters the room (Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)


Go and throw off their coats And leave the squares behind And then they shake it, shake it, shake it Like they're losing their mind
They take off their coats, let loose and dance without inhibition


You'll never see them frown 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town (Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh)
These young people always have a friendly smile because they are kind and amicable


Oh, every afternoon You turn your TV On, huh (Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
Each afternoon you switch on your TV (Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)


Yeah, we know you turn the sound up When your parents are gone, yeah (Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)
We are aware that you pump up the volume when your parents leave the house (Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)


Then you twist and shout For your favorite star And when you've practiced every step That's in your repertoire
You dance and belt out your favorite actor or actress from the show, once you know all the moves


You better come on down And meet the nicest kids in town, woo
You should come and get to know these friendly young people


Nice white kids Who like to lead the way And once a month We have our 'Negro day!'
These young teens are usually Caucasian, but they have a monthly event where African-Americans are in the spotlight


And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' 'round Mr. Corny Collins With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!(Woo)
Corny Collins is the host who spins the tunes of the day's greatest hits in Baltimore


Who needs to read and write When you can dance and sing? Yeah (Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)
Why waste time reading and writing when you can have fun dancing and singing?


Forget about your algebra And calculus You can always do your homework On the morning bus
Don't worry about math homework, you can always do it on the bus to school in the morning


Can't tell a verb from a noun They're the nicest kids in town (Ooh)
They may not be the best students but they are still the friendliest teens in town


Roll call!
Let's do a quick roll call


I'm Amber, Brad, Tammy, Fender, Brenda Sketch, Shelley, IQ, Lu Ann, Joey Mickey, Vicki, Becky, Nick, Jesse Carla, Polly, Maureen, Doreen And I'm Link
Each member of the show introduces themselves


So, if every night you're shaking As you lie in bed (Pony pony, ooh, pony pony) shake it baby
If you feel like dancing in bed (Pony pony, ooh, pony pony) go ahead and do it


And the bass and drums Are pounding in your head (Pony pony, ooh, pony pony) Who cares about sleep
If you can't sleep because the music is stuck in your head (Pony pony, ooh, pony pony), don't worry about catching some rest


When you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college But you're sure look cool
Why study hard when you can nap in class? You may not make it to college, but at least you'll look cool


Don't need a cap and a gown When you're the nicest kids in town
You do not need an academic degree to be part of this friendly group


Yeah, they're the nicest, nicest They're the nicest, nicest They're the sugar 'n spiciest Nicest kids in Kids in town, woo!
They are not just nice, they are also fun and engaging! These are the best kids in town!




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Marc Shaiman, Scott Michael Wittman

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Osiris White Munro

Lyrics 🤣
Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
Don't change that channel!
'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show!
Brought to you by
Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

Oh
Every afternoon
When the clock strikes four
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

A crazy bunch of kids
Crash through that door yeah
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

They throw off their coats
And leave the squares behind
And then they shake it, shake it, shake it
Like they're losing their mind
You'll never see them frown
'Cause they're the nicest kids in town

Every afternoon
You turn your T.V. on
(Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

And we know you turn the sound up
When your parents are gone yeah
(Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na-na)

And then you twist and shout
For your favorite star
And once you've practiced every step
That's in your repertoire
You better come on down
And meet the nicest kids in town

Nice white kids
Who like to lead the way
And once a month
We have our "Negro day!"
And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round
Mr. Corny Collins
With the latest, greatest Baltimore sound!

So every afternoon
Drop everything
(Bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Who needs to read and write
When you can dance and sing?
(bop-bee-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba, bee-ba)

Forget about your algebra
And calculus
You can always do your homework
On the morning bus
Can't tell a verb from a noun
They're the nicest kids in town

Roll call!

I'm Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelley!
I.Q.!
Lou Ann!
Joey!
Mickey!
Becky!
Jesse!
Carla!
Polly!
Maureen!
Doreen!
And I'm...Link!

So, if every night you're shaking
As you lie in bed
(Mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)

And the bass and drums
Are pounding in your head
(Mony-mony, ooh, mony-mony)
Who cares about sleep
When you can snooze in
School?

They'll never get to college
But they sure look cool
Don't need a cap and a gown
'Cause they're the nicest
Kids in town

They're the nicest, nicest
They're the nicest, nicest
They're the sugar 'n spicest
The nicest kids in...
Kids in town



All comments from YouTube:

Ro Butler

I always laugh when he says "Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll still look cool!" What a perfect message to send to kids :P

Tami

It's funny because TV hosts of that era actually said things like that.

Nicholas Lawrence

@Tami Really?! I thought TV censorship was pretty strict in the 1950s

pokemonmanic3595

@Nicholas Lawrence This was the 60s, when counterculture to the conservative foothold on American began to gain traction

Auspicious93

@pokemonmanic3595 wow big words

Charlotte Farrell

I really hope that you're joking.

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jess

James Marsden was perfect for the role. He can really look and act like a 50/60's tv host/celebrity! Great characterization and acting! And singing of course. ❤️

Horror Monster

Ok no tea no shade BUT this will forever be the best representation of Hairspray!!!!

Margaux

O Grimes YES I'm glad someone agrees.
Link will always be Zac Efron

Alice

Zac as Link makes me weak

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