How to Make Gravy
James Reyne Lyrics


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Hello Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December, and now they're ringing the last bells
If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day, please don't let 'em cry for me

I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now? I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine

And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang
And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning

When I'm standing in line
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?
(Just a little too much cologne)

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,
I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash

And later in the evening, I can just imagine,
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,
Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back

I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,
Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat

Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry,
And kiss the sleepy children for me




You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,
I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back

Overall Meaning

James Reyne's "How to Make Gravy" is a stirring ballad that centers on Daniel, a man who is currently serving time in prison during the holidays. The song begins with Daniel receiving a call from his brother Joe just before Christmas, who updates him on the family’s plans for the holiday season. Daniel then asks Joe to do a few things for him, such as telling everyone he is sorry for his mistakes, kissing his kids for him on Christmas Day, and most importantly, asking who will make the gravy at the family gathering.


The chorus of the song repeats the poignant line, "Who's going to make the gravy now?" This is symbolic of many things, including the fact that Daniel will not be present to make the gravy himself, but also serves as a metaphor for the loss of family cohesion and love. The final verse finds Daniel expressing regret for his past behavior while acknowledging his deep love for his family, especially Rita. He ends the song with a promise to make it up to them once he is released from prison.


Overall, "How to Make Gravy" is a heartfelt and emotional ode to family, love, and loss. The lyrics are deeply personal and evoke feelings of nostalgia and longing, making it a timeless classic that resonates with many listeners.


Line by Line Meaning

Hello Dan, it's Joe here, I hope you're keeping well
I am Joe and I hope you are doing well, Dan.


It's the 21st of December, and now they're ringing the last bells
It is December 21st and the bells are being rung, signaling the end of the year.


If I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July
If I behave well, I will be able to leave prison by July.


Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day, please don't let 'em cry for me
Please give my kids a kiss on Christmas Day and try not to let them cry because of my absence.


I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's flying in from the coast
My brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella is flying in from the coast.


They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast
It's going to be a very hot day, perhaps even over 100 degrees, but we're still going to have a roast dinner.


Who's gonna make the gravy now? I bet it won't taste the same
I wonder who will make the gravy now that I can't. I bet it won't taste the same without my touch.


Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
To make the gravy, just add flour, salt, and a little red wine.


And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang
For extra flavor, don't forget to add a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and tanginess.


And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly, Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time
Please send my love to Angus, Frank, and Dolly and tell them that I am sorry for messing up this time.


And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning, When I'm standing in line
Please take care of Rita, I will be thinking of her early on Christmas morning when I am standing in the food line.


I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
I heard Mary has a new boyfriend, I hope he can handle himself.


Do you remember the last one? What was his name again? (Just a little too much cologne)
Do you remember Mary's last boyfriend? He wore too much cologne.


And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger, 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight
Believe it or not, I am going to miss Roger because there's no one in here that I want to fight.


Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas, I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
Thank Jesus for giving us Christmas, have a Merry Christmas. I'm really going to miss all the good times and bad times.


And later in the evening, I can just imagine, You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
Later in the evening, you'll put on Junior Murvin and clear the tables for dancing.


And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her, Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back
You'll dance with Rita, I know you like her, just be careful not to get too close. Please don't betray me, brother.


I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up, Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. It's just that my mind tends to overthink things, and sometimes fiction becomes reality.


You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me
You know I love her very much, she is the only one who can save me.


I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
I'm going to make some gravy myself this year, I can't wait to taste it.


Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry, And kiss the sleepy children for me
Please let Rita know I'm sorry, I love her very much. Please apologize to everyone for me. Also, please give the sleeping children a kiss for me.


You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy, I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back
One of these days, I'll make plenty of gravy and repay everyone for all that they have done for me.




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Written by: Paul Maurice Kelly

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