Most songs are about games and eSport, but also about real life and problems caused by too many games.
Born 19th of November 1976 in Witten (Germany). He calls himself the "first counterstrike-singer". Many songs are free and available for download on his Homepage. He became famous with songs like "Cheater an die Wand" and "GPF-Suckt".
He released his first album "DEMOtape" on the popular german PC-Magazine "PCAction". His second Album "Gamer sind geil!"has been available since 15th September.
His website: www.janhegenberg.de
Telefonbuch Song
Jan Hegenberg Lyrics
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ihr hört den Bash
und ihr hört den Telefonbuchsong,
den ich mir jetzt irgendwie aus den Rippen ziehe.
Hast du einmal Langeweile,
dann guck doch im Telefonbuch nach Autoersatzteilen.
ich bin im Telefonbuch am blattern.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch,
das is das Buch in dem ich Nummern such,
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch,
das is das geile Buch in dem ich Telefonnummern such, such, such, such,
in dem ich Nummern such.
Hey es gibt Ärzte, die untersuchen den Zahn,
doch da kriege ich immer den Wahn.
Hier gibt es auch viele Nummern zu sehn,
aber ich will nicht zum Zahnarzt gehn.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch,
das is das geile Buch in dem ich Nummern such,
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch,
in diesem Buch seh ich sogar wie ich heiße.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch,
das ist das Buch in dem ich Nummern such.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch,
das ist das Buch in dem ich Nummern such.
The Telefonbuch Song by Jan Hegenberg is a humorous song that revolves around the idea of the telephone directory. The song begins with the artist proclaiming that we will be listening to the guitar and bash sounds as he sings the song he has come up with from the top of his head- the Telefonbuch Song. He proceeds to sing about finding numbers to call when he's bored, flipping through the pages of the phone book. He mentions different categories of people one might find in the phone book like doctors and auto repair shops.
The artist sings about his reluctance to go to the dentist despite finding many pages of dentists listed in the phone book. The song is lighthearted and upbeat, showcasing the artist's wit and humor in finding joy in the mundane task of flipping through the phone book. The repetition of the phrase 'Telefonbuch' emphasizes the importance of the book to the artist while the chorus's melody is catchy, making it easy to sing along.
Line by Line Meaning
Ihr hört jetzt mal die Gitarre, ihr hört den Bash
You're hearing the guitar and the bash in this song
und ihr hört den Telefonbuchsong, den ich mir jetzt irgendwie aus den Rippen ziehe.
And you're hearing the telephone book song that I'm somehow improvising
Hast du einmal Langeweile, dann guck doch im Telefonbuch nach Autoersatzteilen.
If you're ever bored, try looking in the telephone book for car replacement parts
Hört ihr die Seiten flattern, ich bin im Telefonbuch am blattern.
Can you hear the pages fluttering? I'm flipping through the telephone book.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch, das is das Buch in dem ich Nummern such,
Telephone book, telephone book, it's the book where I search for phone numbers.
das is das geile Buch in dem ich Telefonnummern such, such, such, such, in dem ich Nummern such.
It's the awesome book where I search for phone numbers, over and over again.
Hey es gibt Ärzte, die untersuchen den Zahn, doch da kriege ich immer den Wahn.
Hey, there are dentists who examine teeth, but that always drives me crazy.
Hier gibt es auch viele Nummern zu sehn, aber ich will nicht zum Zahnarzt gehn.
There are also many numbers to see here, but I don't want to go to the dentist.
in diesem Buch seh ich sogar wie ich heiße.
In this book, I can even see my own name.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch, das ist das Buch in dem ich Nummern such.
Telephone book, telephone book, telephone book, that's the book where I search for phone numbers.
Telefonbuch, Telefonbuch, das is das Buch in dem ich Nummern such.
Telephone book, telephone book, it's the book where I search for phone numbers.
Contributed by Bella O. Suggest a correction in the comments below.