The Dynamo of Volition
Jason Mraz Lyrics

I've got the dynamo of volition
I have an intense drive to achieve my goals.

The pole position
I have the top spot in my endeavors.

Automatic transmission with low emissions
I'm capable of achieving my goals with ease and without causing harm.

I'm a brand new addition to the old edition
I bring fresh ideas to an established group or situation.

With the love unconditional
I approach everything with love and optimism.

And I'm a drama abolitionist
I don't engage in unnecessary conflicts or drama.

Damn no opposition to my proposition
I'm confident in my ideas and don't encounter much opposition.

Half of a man, half magician
I possess both practical and imaginative abilities.

Half a politician holding the mic
I have a platform and use it to share my ideas.

Like ammunition
I use my words and ideas to make a powerful impact.

And my vision is as simple as light
My goals and ideas are straightforward and easy to understand.

Ain't no reason we should be in a fight
There's no need for conflict or disagreement.

No demolition
We can achieve our goals without causing destruction.

Get to vote, get to say what you like
Everyone has the right to express their opinions and make choices.

Procreation
Creating new life and ideas is a positive and necessary act.

Compositions already written by themselves
The universe has a natural order and balance that guides our lives.

Heck is for the people not believin' in gosh
Negative outcomes are for those who don't believe in goodness and positivity.

Good job
Well done.

Get 'em up way high
Raise your hands up in celebration.

Gimme gimme that high five
Let's celebrate together with a high five.

Good time
A positive and enjoyable moment.

Get 'em way down low
Put your hands down low to show humility.

Gimme gimme that low dough
Let's celebrate together with a low-five or handshake.

Good God
An exclamation of surprise or excitement.

Bring 'em back again
Let's do it all over again!

Gimme gimme that high ten
Let's celebrate with a big high-ten!

You're the best definition of good intentions
You represent the best kind of positivity and purity of purpose.

I do not answer the call if
I only respond to calls from people I know.

I do not know who is calling
I'm cautious about unknown calls or interruptions.

I guess the whole point of it all is
The purpose of life is difficult to know for certain.

That we never know really
We can only guess or assume the meaning of life.

I'm tryin' to keep with the Joneses
I'm trying to keep up with popular trends or standards.

While waiting for guns and the roses
While waiting for significant events or changes to occur.

To finish what we all suppose is
To complete the expected or predicted outcome.

Gonna be the shit, well sue me
I'm confident in my expectations, even if others may disagree.

Oh, fist like pumpin' and wrist lock
I'm excited and energized, ready to take on anything.

Twisting up a Rizla
Rolling a joint to relax and unwind.

Kid Icarus on the transistor
Listening to music to enhance my mood.

Nintendo been givin' me the blister
Playing video games for fun but also experiencing negative effects.

I bend over take it in the kisser
I endure harsh experiences or negative outcomes without resistance.

My best friends are hittin' on my sister
My friends are attracted to my family member, causing conflict.

Try to tell them that they still wisher
I try to tell my friends that their desires are unrealistic or unlikely to happen.

'Cause she already got herself a mister
My sister is already in a committed relationship.

And besides that's gross to want to dis her
It's inappropriate and disrespectful to pursue my sister in that way.

Didn't I say, didn't I say
As I predicted or warned previously.

You're the best definition of good versus evil
You embody the contrast between positive and negative forces.

I do not keep up with statistics
I'm not very concerned with numbers and data.

I do not sleep without a mistress
I rely on someone or something to comfort me at night.

I do not eat unless it's fixed with
I'm very particular about what I eat and how it's prepared.

Some kind of sweet like a licorice
I prefer sweet and indulgent desserts or snacks.

My home is deep inside the mystics
I have a spiritual side that's difficult to explain or understand.

I'm known to keep diggin' on existence
I'm curious and constantly exploring the mysteries of life.

I'm holdin' in the heat like a fish-stick
I'm keeping my emotions and desires concealed or hidden.

And my phone it beeps because I missed it
I occasionally miss important messages or calls due to my distracted nature.

Say, can I get a witness?
Can anyone else relate or agree with my perspective?

I'm only a boy in a story
I'm just one small part of a larger narrative or history.

Just a hallucinatory
I'm experiencing a distorted or altered perception of reality.

Trippin' on nothing there is
I'm experiencing an altered state of consciousness for no particular reason.

Living in the wilderness
I feel disconnected or isolated from mainstream society.

With a tiger spot on my back
I have an unusual or distinctive characteristic that sets me apart.

Living life of a cat
I'm free-spirited and independent, like a cat.

I just wanna relax here
I desire peace and calmness in my life.

And write another rap tune
I enjoy expressing myself creatively through music and lyrics.

Driving off on your blind man's bike
You're taking risks or living dangerously.

You can say just what you like
You have the freedom to express your opinions.

Or nothing can stop you
You're empowered and unstoppable in your pursuits.

You're the best around
You're the most skilled or talented in your field.