Illest Motherfucker Alive
Jay-Z & Kanye West Lyrics

1985 white Lamborghini countach, two of 'em
I have two 1985 white Lamborghini Countach cars.

I need a slow motion video right now, Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion, feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga, Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey, I need a slow motion video right now ay ay
I'm feeling so cool and confident that I want a slow motion video of myself right now, similar to Hype Williams’ iconic camera work in music videos.

Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle, Unless you bad as Naomi Russell, I mean a lot of niggas got money, So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell, Russell brand, Russell crow, Zero zero zero zero, a whole lot of 0's, What you after, actor money? You in line behind currency, yeah you after money
Women, you can't rely on just your sexual prowess to make a living, you have to be as successful as Naomi Russell or anyone else. Money is what you should really aim for.

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes, Got staples on my dick (why?) Fuckin' centerfolds, And I swear to god they so cold, Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes
I have to be cautious with the women I sleep with, even use a bulletproof condom. My sexual conquests are with top-tier models and women, and they make me feel like they're so hot that it's freezing where I am.

I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome, She got her fur too, we get our his and her on, Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on, Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose, Get back, you over close
I wear fur and feel like a pimp. My girlfriend and I wear matching fur coats. Don't stare too hard at my bling because it's blindingly impressive. Don't get too close or you'll be overwhelmed by my success.

Oh no, the hood was strugglin', But then I blessed them with that polo, Niggas was making music and then my first solo, Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo, She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos, Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed, Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos, Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed
I came from the hood, but now I'm so successful that I can afford high-end clothing and even sponsor my own album. My girl is also impressively styled. I'm so cool that I wanna keep the cold out, and I wear expensive clothes with no logos to show that quality, not branding, matters to me. I'm so successful that I can close my eyes and still see new opportunities.

Take it how you want til a nigga dead, ('Til then I'm the illest motherfucer alive), Whole world aiming at a nigga head, (Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive)
I'm the most impressive and successful person around. Everyone wants to take me down, but until then, I will continue to be the most badass person on earth.

Yeah yeah uh huh hold up, King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think, Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag, Y'all think Michael Jordan bad, Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had, Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass, Niggas hear watch the throne, Yeah it's like the Beatles back, Bey' Bey' my yoko ono, Rih' Rih' complete the family, Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys, Fuck your awards like Eddie Morphy's couch
I'm the king of this game, just like everyone thinks I am. I'm so successful that I have more rings than Michael Jordan. I'm so successful that I'm even bigger than Elvis and the Beatles. Beyoncé and Rihanna are also part of my squad. Awards don't matter to me, they’re meaningless like Eddie Murphy's couch.

The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house, I don't even know what we doing here, Seems to me a complete waste of gear, Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles, Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models
I brought my record label to this party, but I don't know why we came. It's a wasteful experience that’s just draining us of our resources. Most people's fashion style is pathetic and they are just wasting good-looking women.

Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it, When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music, Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses, My house like a museum, so I see 'em when I'm peeing, Usually you have this much taste you European, That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again, Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that, This is where De Niro would be if he ain't turn back, Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life, This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like
I am wearing an oversized luxury watch and I'm going to show you how it's done. My inspirations for my music and fashion are not just in my art, but also in my fine art collection that fills my house. Europeans usually have great taste, and it's a mindset that I've adopted as well. Sometimes you have to know when to leave a situation, just like my character De Niro did in a movie. I'm better than a fictional character like Sosa. This is real life and it feels like the satisfying ending of a movie like Scarface.