Illest Motherfucker Alive
Jay-Z Kanye West Lyrics

1985 white Lamborghini countach, two of 'em
I have two white Lamborghini Countachs from 1985 and I'm proud of them.

I need a slow motion video right now Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey I need a slow motion video right now ay ay
I feel like I'm in a movie right now, moving slowly and I would love a slow-motion video of myself to capture this moment.

Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle Unless you bad as Naomi Russell I mean a lot of niggas got money So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell Russell brand, Russell crow Zero zero zero zero, a whole lot of 0's What you after, actor money? You in line behind currency, yeah you after money
You can't rely solely on your looks to make money unless you're as successful as Naomi Russell, who has plenty of money. A lot of people have money, so just having a famous name like Russell (Russell Brand, Russell Crowe) isn't enough. You should be focused on making real money, not just actor money.

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes Got staples on my dick (why?) Fuckin' centerfolds And I swear to god they so cold Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome She got her fur too, we get our his and her on Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose Get back, you over close Oh no, the hood was strugglin' But then I blessed them with that polo Niggas was making music and then my first solo Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed
I use protection when I have sex and have slept with many famous centerfolds who are cold-hearted. I even got a guy in Miami to wear winter clothes because he's so cold. I wear fur and feel like the character Jerome. My partner and I match in nice fur coats. Don't get too close and blinded by our jewelry. Our success came from hardships in our hood. I promoted my own brand, Collo Drolo, and got a sponsorship from Manolo, the famous shoe brand. My partner is ready to take pictures in her Zeppi Notos. I'm cold and want you to keep the door closed. I wear a thousand dollar tee from Lanvin, with no logos. Let me share my vision with you.

Take it how you want til a nigga dead ('Til then I'm the illest motherfucer alive) Whole world aiming at a nigga head (Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive)
People can think what they want about me until I die, but until then I'm the best. The whole world is targeting me because they see me as the best.

Yeah yeah uh huh hold up King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag Y'all think Michael Jordan bad Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass Niggas hear watch the throne Yeah it's like the Beatles back Bey' Bey' my yoko ono, Rih' Rih' complete the family Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys Fuck your awards like Eddie Morphy's couch The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house I don't even know what we doing here Seems to me a complete waste of gear Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses My house like a museum, so I see 'em when I'm peeing Usually you have this much taste you European That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that This is where De Niro would be if he ain't turn back Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like
I'm confident in myself and have accomplished a lot more than Michael Jordan. I'm like the new Beatles and have a strong, influential family including Beyonce and Rihanna. I don't think awards matter and the fashion world is weak. I have a lot of artwork including Basquiats and Warhols in my house. European people usually have such good taste. I've changed my way of thinking and learned to leave when there's danger. This is where De Niro would be if he didn't turn back. I'm better than Sosa, and this is what the ending of Scarface should feel like.