99 Problems
Jay Lyrics
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that want to make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money, cash, hoes"
I'm from the hood, stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your Zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like, "Fuck critics" you can kiss my whole asshole
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a shit, so
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches, niggas I ain't dumb
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfucking law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
"'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?"
"Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" (uh huh)
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?"
"Somebody important or something?"
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore 'em, talk to the Lord
Pray for 'em, 'cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and
He and his boys goin' be yapping to the Captain
And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras, snapping 'em
D.A. tried to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mil' for bail 'cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassing them
Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got ninety-nine problems being a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems and a bitch ain't one
You're crazy for this one, Rick, it's your boy
Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Tracy Lauren Marrow, Norman Landsberg, Felix Pappalardi, Rick Rubin, Leslie Weinstein, John Ventura, Shawn Carter, Alphonso Henderson, Felix A. Pappalardi, George Jr. Clinton, John Elis Ventura, Shawn Corey Carter, Tracey Lauren Marrow, Weinstein A. Lesli
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'Jay' can refer to one of eight artists:
1. Young, beast rapper from the Killadelphia suburbs, Jay C
2. Jay is a Rapper from Stuttgart (Germany)!
3. Jay is a famous Taiwanese RNB singer.
4. Jay (birthname Jørn) is a rapper from the northern parts of Norway, also a part of the rap-group Nordlys, in which he write and perform songs along with his friends Morex (birthname Espen) and Ron, the producer of their group.
5. The character Jay from the View Askewniverse played by Jason Mewes in movies such as Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats etc Read Full Bio'Jay' can refer to one of eight artists:
1. Young, beast rapper from the Killadelphia suburbs, Jay C
2. Jay is a Rapper from Stuttgart (Germany)!
3. Jay is a famous Taiwanese RNB singer.
4. Jay (birthname Jørn) is a rapper from the northern parts of Norway, also a part of the rap-group Nordlys, in which he write and perform songs along with his friends Morex (birthname Espen) and Ron, the producer of their group.
5. The character Jay from the View Askewniverse played by Jason Mewes in movies such as Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats etc
6. The host of the podcast, 'Cry Baby Emo Kids'
7. Jay is a rapper from Bulgaria.
8. Jay is a rap/reggae singer-songwriter from Cape Verde - Jay Miolinho (José Moreira)
9. Jay is a popular South African Afrikaans pop star
1. Young, beast rapper from the Killadelphia suburbs, Jay C
2. Jay is a Rapper from Stuttgart (Germany)!
3. Jay is a famous Taiwanese RNB singer.
4. Jay (birthname Jørn) is a rapper from the northern parts of Norway, also a part of the rap-group Nordlys, in which he write and perform songs along with his friends Morex (birthname Espen) and Ron, the producer of their group.
5. The character Jay from the View Askewniverse played by Jason Mewes in movies such as Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats etc Read Full Bio'Jay' can refer to one of eight artists:
1. Young, beast rapper from the Killadelphia suburbs, Jay C
2. Jay is a Rapper from Stuttgart (Germany)!
3. Jay is a famous Taiwanese RNB singer.
4. Jay (birthname Jørn) is a rapper from the northern parts of Norway, also a part of the rap-group Nordlys, in which he write and perform songs along with his friends Morex (birthname Espen) and Ron, the producer of their group.
5. The character Jay from the View Askewniverse played by Jason Mewes in movies such as Dogma, Clerks, Mallrats etc
6. The host of the podcast, 'Cry Baby Emo Kids'
7. Jay is a rapper from Bulgaria.
8. Jay is a rap/reggae singer-songwriter from Cape Verde - Jay Miolinho (José Moreira)
9. Jay is a popular South African Afrikaans pop star
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ryan justice
Just a little pro tip here. If a police officer asks/tells you to step out of the car, don't say "I ain't steppin' out of shit".✌️🚬
Becca Leigh
Maybe substitute "Am I being detained?" Then "On what grounds?" And if not "Okay, have a good day." And don't forget to live-stream everything to a password-protected source, as always.
ryan justice
@just fearless That may be a fair point. I'm not thinking straight right now because it's almost midnight and I've been hitting the Sherry. But anyway, good on you for at least bringing up a decent argument and not being sarky.👍
just fearless
If you were speeding or committed a traffic violation, they can legally ask you to exit the vehicle. It all depends on if the reason you were pulled over is valid.
Mutamba Was Mutamba
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Jan Bellemann
@ryan justice bro you made my day lol
Ian Drsaurri
The production on this track is insane
Alejandro Le Mehaute
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Shidposting
@Twiggy Ramirez sometimes more is less; not everything has to be complex
KillaKam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzNiJVfCp1E this has the samples used in the track