Illest Motherfucker Alive
Jay Z / Kanye West Lyrics

1985 white Lamborghini countach, two of 'em I need a slow motion video right now Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey I need a slow motion video right now ay ay
I'm stunting with two Lamborghini Countaches, and I need a slow-motion video to capture it because I feel like I'm directing a Hype Williams music video, shooting what feels like a movie.

Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle Unless you bad as Naomi Russell I mean a lot of niggas got money So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell Russell brand, Russell crow Zero zero zero zero, a whole lot of 0's What you after, actor money? You in line behind currency, yeah you after money
You can't rely on your looks alone to make money unless you're as in-demand as porn star Naomi Russell. There are many wealthy people out there, so don't limit yourself. Actors like Russell Brand and Russell Crowe may make good money, but it's got nothing on the cash flow of currency.

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes Got staples on my dick (why?) Fuckin' centerfolds And I swear to god they so cold Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome She got her fur too, we get our his and her on Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose Get back, you over close
When I'm with these centerfold models, I make sure to wear a bulletproof condom and even have staples on my penis. These women can be heartless, which is why I've got my fur on like Jerome Bettis. I don't want anyone getting too close and overdosing on my awesomeness.

Oh no, the hood was strugglin' But then I blessed them with that polo Niggas was making music and then my first solo Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed
The hood was going through a tough time until I introduced them to Polo clothing. After that, I dropped my first solo album, which was sponsored by Manolo Blahnik. The women around me are dressed to kill, and I'm wearing an expensive Lanvin T-shirt with no logos. Allow me to show you how incredible my life is.

Take it how you want til a nigga dead ('Til then I'm the illest motherfucer alive) Whole world aiming at a nigga head (Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive)
People can say what they want about me, but until I'm dead, I'll continue to consider myself the best. The whole world is gunning for me, but that's just because they know I'm the greatest.

Yeah yeah uh huh hold up King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag Y'all think Michael Jordan bad Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass Niggas hear watch the throne Yeah it's like the Beatles back Bey' Bey' my yoko ono, Rih' Rih' complete the family Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys Fuck your awards like Eddie Morphy's couch The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house I don't even know what we doing here Seems to me a complete waste of gear Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses My house like a museum, so I see 'em when I'm peeing Usually you have this much taste you European That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that This is where De Niro would be if he ain't turn back Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like
I'm Jay Z, and I'm everything you expected me to be. I've got eleven rings like Bill Russell and the swagger of Michael Jordan, but with five more rings than he had. I'm taking over the music industry like the Beatles did. Beyoncé is like my Yoko Ono, and Rihanna completes the family. Front row at the Grammys, we're going to look amazing. Awards mean nothing to us, we're just wasting bottles and models. With my oversized Rolex, I'm showing people how to do it in music and in fashion. Artistic geniuses like Basquiat and Warhol inspire me, my house is like a museum. Europeans usually have impeccable taste, but that way of thinking is ending. When things get too hot, it's time to leave. This is where De Niro would have been if he didn't turn back. Forget Sosa, this is real life - this is what the ending of Scarface would feel like.