Redneck Games
Jeff Foxworthy Lyrics


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Greetings why?all
And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations
Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them
For the butt whopping they are about to receive

The Olympics in Georgia
God you know we're gonna screw that up
I guarantee you
When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony
There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns

And we will not have a flame
That big without a pig on it, I guarantee
Some fat guy going
?Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there
They ain't got no hand rail be careful"

Of all the games that the rednecks play
There's some crazy events
If you know about the redneck ways
Then it makes perfect sense

Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together
See that's my fear, they're gonna get the list of events
They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be
Like for fencing, they'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

There probably have to cancel water polo after
The first two or three horses drown
I tell you instead of discus throwing
They'll be flinging Ford hubcaps

You can't blame them for the way they are
But you can sit back and grin
'Cause they'll do something that's so bizarre
You'll want to see it again

If you could ever get into their minds
There's no telling what you might find
They just do things in a different way
All the games that the rednecks play

And you know they haven't even thought about it
But the river they're having the kayak races
On is the same river they filmed deliverance at

That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?
'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance

Be prepared to watch the wildest show
Making her out in the line
You may not see them bringing home the gold
But they'll sure make mama proud

If you could ever get inside their minds
There's no telling what you might find
They just do things in a different way
All the games that the rednecks play





Hey Ed, I got a white one

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Jeff Foxworthy's song Redneck Games showcase the stereotypical view that many have of rural, southern Americans and their unrefined, unconventional ways of life. The song pokes fun at the notion that rednecks would attempt to host their own version of the Olympic Games but with unique, unsophisticated events. The lyrics are humorous but also highlight a lack of education and ignorance of certain cultural events, as exemplified by the reference to the opening ceremony dove release being shot by guns in the parking lot. The song depicts the rednecks as proud and unapologetic about their customs, and willing to participate in unconventional methods of competition, such as using baling wire and sheet metal for fencing and flinging Ford hubcaps for discus throwing.


The song's humor lies in the absurdity of the proposed events and how they would compare to traditional Olympic games events. Despite this, the song recognizes the rednecks' creativity and their unique way of looking at the world. The delivery and tone of the song provide light-hearted entertainment and self-deprecating humor that pokes fun at the cultural stereotypes attributed to rednecks.


Line by Line Meaning

Greetings why?all
Hello everyone


And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations
Welcome to all the foreigners from other countries


Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them
Pray for the guests and prepare them for what's to come


For the butt whopping they are about to receive
For the beatdown they are about to receive


The Olympics in Georgia
The Olympics are being held in Georgia


God you know we're gonna screw that up
We will probably mess it up


I guarantee you
I promise you


When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony
When they release the doves at the start of the games


There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns
People will be shooting the doves in the parking lot


And we will not have a flame
We won't have a torch lit


That big without a pig on it, I guarantee
We won't have a large torch without a pig on it


Some fat guy going
A heavier man will be saying


?Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there
That barbecue at the top of the stairs is really good


They ain't got no hand rail be careful"
Be careful since there is no handrail


Of all the games that the rednecks play
Out of all the games played by rednecks


There's some crazy events
Some of these events are quite nuts


If you know about the redneck ways
If you are familiar with redneck culture


Then it makes perfect sense
It will all become clear


Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together
The Olympic rings will be tires nailed together


See that's my fear, they're gonna get the list of events
My fear is they will receive the list of events


They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be
They won't know what half of these events are


Like for fencing, they'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal
For fencing, they'll be given wire and metal sheets


There probably have to cancel water polo after
Water polo may have to be cancelled


The first two or three horses drown
If the horses keep drowning


I tell you instead of discus throwing
In place of discus throwing


They'll be flinging Ford hubcaps
They will throw Ford hubcaps


You can't blame them for the way they are
We cannot judge them for who they are


But you can sit back and grin
We can sit back and smile


'Cause they'll do something that's so bizarre
Because they will do something incredibly strange


You'll want to see it again
We will want to see it again


If you could ever get into their minds
If we could understand their mindset


There's no telling what you might find
We cannot predict what we will discover


They just do things in a different way
They perform tasks differently


All the games that the rednecks play
Every game played by a redneck


And you know they haven't even thought about it
They haven't even considered it


But the river they're having the kayak races
The river where the kayak races are held


On is the same river they filmed deliverance at
Is the same river where 'Deliverance' was filmed


That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?
That should make things much harder, shouldn't it?


'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
If Ned Batty couldn't navigate it


That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance
A French man in biker shorts doesn't stand a chance


Be prepared to watch the wildest show
Be ready for the craziest show


Making her out in the line
Showing who the best is


You may not see them bringing home the gold
They may not win first place


But they'll sure make mama proud
But they will make their mother proud


Hey Ed, I got a white one
Hey Ed, I've caught a white fish




Lyrics Β© BMG Rights Management
Written by: JEFF FOXWORTHY, RONNY SCAIFE, SCOTT ROUSE

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Comments from YouTube:

@tammythomas2137

Foxworthy and Jackson in the same video, life is complete now

@MrWolfSnack

This came out 22 years ago, where you been at?

@margieknight5195

Yeah it did come out years cause the Olympics in Georgia was back in 1996. I'm in Georgia and this is so close!!!

@dawgsfan1196

Cause they're both from Georgia

@mycalmills3210

They also in the same video in Alan Jackson’s I don’t even know your name

@thomasm.ventiquattroiii8985

Also looks like Jim Varney (Ernest) is there too for the deliverance scene (2:46)

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@chelsp7905

Jim Varney and Bill Byrge! Just made my day to see those two!

@franceliakarle_1

Hi,how are you doing today?

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@markrogers4576

One of the great comedic songs of all time and great to sing alone too, Thanks Jeff and Alan.

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