Redneck Stomp
Jeff Foxworthy Lyrics


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If you've ever been on television more than five times
Describing what the tornadoes sounded like
You might be a redneck.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car
You might be a redneck.
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade
You might be a redneck.
If you've ever been too drunk to fish...

If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle

If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a
Yard sale.

If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
Your sister's honor
You might be a redneck.
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
You might be a redneck.

They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be
Real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,
"Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."

If you've ever financed a tattoo

If you've ever made change in the offering plate
You might be a redneck.

We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country
Now, you come to the south, we have words like, yu'nt to.
We goin to the mall, yu'nt to?
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
I like this word alot, aight.
That's a word in Texas, aight.
Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,
"Hey jeet yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight."

If you go to the family reunion to meet women.

If you smoked during your wedding
You might be a redneck.
And last but not least
If you see a sign that says say no to crack,




And it reminds you to pull your jeans up
You might be a redneck.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck Stomp" are a humorous representation of the stereotypical characteristics of a redneck. The song is a collection of absurd conditions, and if one can relate to any of them, they might be a redneck. For instance, if someone has been on television more than five times explaining how the tornadoes sounded, they might be a redneck, and if they've ever found a car while cutting the grass, then that's also a giveaway of their redneck status.


Furthermore, the song mentions more indicators of someone being a redneck, such as walking with your dad to school because you're in the same grade, being too drunk to fish or if your wallet and dog are both on the same chain. The song goes on to explore how rednecks speak, mentioning words like "yu'nt to" and "aight," which are common in southern slang, as well as touching on redneck wedding traditions and attending family reunions to meet women. In essence, the song portrays the redneck way of life in a comical manner.


Line by Line Meaning

If you've ever been on television more than five times
You might be a redneck if you've gone on TV 5+ times to describe what a tornado sounded like to someone


If you've ever cut your grass and found a car
You might be a redneck if you've cut the grass to find a car


If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade
You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade


If you've ever been too drunk to fish...
You might be a redneck if you're too drunk to fish


If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
You might be a redneck if you show your belt buckle instead of ID


If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a Yard sale.
You might be a redneck if people mistake your house for a yard sale every day


If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend Your sister's honor
You might be a redneck if you've had to climb a water tower to defend your sister's honor


If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
You might be a redneck if your dog and wallet are chained up


They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be Real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say, "Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."
Jeff Foxworthy is told his accent is funny; he jokes that when people start saying phrases like "y'all get into the truck, we're going to the big house" in St. Petersburg, he'll have the last laugh


If you've ever financed a tattoo
You might be a redneck if you need to finance a tattoo


If you've ever made change in the offering plate
You might be a redneck if you're taking money out of the offering plate


We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country Now, you come to the south, we have words like, yu'nt to. We goin to the mall, yu'nt to?What letter does that start with, does anybody know? I like this word alot, aight. That's a word in Texas, aight. Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say, "Hey jeet yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight."
Jeff Foxworthy notes that southerners use terms that aren't used elsewhere, like "yu'nt to" and "aight"


If you go to the family reunion to meet women.
You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women


If you smoked during your wedding
You might be a redneck if you smoked during your wedding


If you see a sign that says say no to crack, And it reminds you to pull your jeans up
You might be a redneck if a 'no to crack' sign reminds you to pull your pants up




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Written by: JEFF FOXWORTHY

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