Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered
Jeff Lynne Lyrics


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After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
I don't even shake.

Men are not a new sensation;
I've done pretty well, I think.
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree.
He's a laugh, but I like it
Because the laugh's on me.

A pill he is
But still he is
All mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Like me.

Seen a lot
I mean I lot
But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

I'll sing to him
Each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest.
Horizontally speaking
He's at his very best.

Vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God I can't be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Wise at last
My eyes at last
Are cutting you down to your size at last
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more

Burned a lot
But learned a lot
And now you are broke, though you earned a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more

Couldn't eat
Was dyspeptic
Life was so hard to bear;
Now my heart's antiseptic
Since you moved out of there

Romance-Finis
Your chance-finis




Those ants that invaded my pants-finis
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more.

Overall Meaning

The first verse of Jeff Lynne's "Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered" establishes a humorous tone as the singer wakes up hungover and without any relief (Bromo Seltzer) for their headache. The following verses explore the singer's experience with men, including their recent encounter with a "half-pint imitation" that has left them "bewitched, bothered and bewildered." The singer then confesses their infatuation with this man, despite acknowledging that he is ultimately a "pill" who makes them feel like a "simpering, whimpering child." The final verses take a turn as the singer declares that they have finally seen through their previous lovers' disguises, and they will no longer be tricked or used. The final line offers a sense of closure: "Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more."


Line by Line Meaning

After one whole quart of brandy
I consumed a lot of alcohol to escape my problems


Like a daisy I awake
Despite the alcohol, I feel refreshed and not hungover


With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
I don't have any remedy to relieve my headache


I don't even shake.
Despite not having a remedy, I don't show any symptoms of withdrawal


Men are not a new sensation;
I am experienced in dealing with men and have been successful so far


I've done pretty well, I think.
I am confident in my ability to deal with men


But this half-pint imitation
This particular man is not as great as he seems


Put me on the blink
He has confused and puzzled me


I'm wild again
I am emotionally unruly


Beguiled again
I have been charmed or enchanted again


A simpering, whimpering child again
I have regressed to a childlike state


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
I am completely enchanted, bothered and puzzled by this man


Couldn't sleep
I have trouble sleeping


And wouldn't sleep
I refuse to sleep


Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
I will only sleep in places I am not supposed to because of this man


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
I am completely enchanted, bothered and puzzled by this man


Lost my heart but what of it?
I have fallen in love but don't care about the consequences


My mistake I agree.
I acknowledge that I have made a mistake


He's a laugh, but I like it
He is entertaining but unreliable


Because the laugh's on me.
I have been fooled by him


A pill he is
He can be frustrating


But still he is
Despite his flaws, I still like him


All mine and I'll keep him until he is
I am possessive of him and won't let him go


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
I am completely enchanted, bothered and puzzled by this man


Like me.
I feel the same way about myself


Seen a lot
I am experienced


I mean I lot
I have a lot of experience with men


But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Despite my experience, I feel like a naive seventeen-year-old again


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
I am completely enchanted, bothered and puzzled by this man


I'll sing to him
I will express my attraction through song


Each spring to him
I will sing to him every spring


And worship the trousers that cling to him
I am infatuated with his clothing


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
I am completely enchanted, bothered and puzzled by this man


When he talks he is seeking
He talks because he wants to share something


Words to get off his chest.
He wants to express his feelings or thoughts


Horizontally speaking
He is best when we are physically intimate


He's at his very best.
He is most enjoyable when we are physically intimate


Vexed again
I am irritated and annoyed again


Perplexed again
I am confused and puzzled again


Thank God I can't be over-sexed again
I am glad that he cannot take advantage of me again


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
I am completely enchanted, bothered and puzzled by this man


Wise at last
I am finally smart


My eyes at last
I finally see him for who he is


Are cutting you down to your size at last
I am no longer mesmerized by him


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more
I am no longer enchanted, bothered or puzzled by this man


Burned a lot
I have suffered a lot


But learned a lot
I have gained knowledge from my experiences


And now you are broke, though you earned a lot
You may have made a fortune, but you lost me in the process


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more
I am no longer enchanted, bothered or puzzled by this man


Couldn't eat
I had a loss of appetite


Was dyspeptic
I had indigestion or a stomach ache


Life was so hard to bear;
I was in emotional pain


Now my heart's antiseptic
My heart is healed and unaffected


Since you moved out of there
My heart is healed because you are no longer in it


Romance-Finis
Our romantic relationship has ended


Your chance-finis
You have lost your opportunity with me


Those ants that invaded my pants-finis
Those pleasures that once consumed me are over


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more.
I am no longer enchanted, bothered or puzzled by this man




Writer(s): Jay Ferguson, Richard Rodgers, Lorenz Hart Copyright: Chappell & Co. Inc., New Line Music Corp.

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Claumigue

I’m wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I

Couldn’t sleep and wouldn’t sleep
When love came and told me I shouldn’t sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I

Lost my heart, but what of it
She is cold, I agree
She can laugh, but I love it
Although the laugh’s
on me

I’ll sing to her, each spring to her
And long, for the day when I’ll cling to her
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I

Ooooh
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Am I



All comments from YouTube:

marcomarchi7756

My favourite song from Long Wave too. I cant stop to hear it. Jeff have done a wonderful job (in all the album, but here in particular), the arrangiaments are simply TERRIFIC!!!

Terp751

Great cover. Lynne's voice is so amazing.

sovaine

Fantastic rendition...not many people can pull this song off.....:-)

Susan Oliver

Your voice makes my heart melt

Amrita Nidhan Kaur

Great! As always.....my everlasting musical supreme... Jeff Lynne <3

Kathyto ...

Realmente hermosa, versión. La voz de Jeff <3 ...

Jurian Llenyl Simisterra Mero

Una melancolía hermosa la qué se siente

Georgina Ochoa

One of my favourites of this album

Rudolf Trost

Lynne takes a Sinatra song and makes it better? That, my friends shows true genius...

Jussi Tarponen

Jeff Lynne should have made more covers. His talent was about that.Not only old ELO- songs who bothers to listen to them

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