Candy Store
Jessica Keenan Wynn feat. Alice Lee & Elle McLemore Lyrics
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You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course, if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy
Anymore
And step into my candy store
You can join the team
Or you can bitch and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party!
This proves he's been thinking about me!
Color me stoked
I'm so happy!
(Whoa) ooh, whoa, honey, what you waitin' for?
Shut up, Heather!
Step into my candy store
Whoa, time for you to prove
You're not a lameass
Anymore
And step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store
The lyrics to Jessica Keenan Wynn's Candy Store are a reflection of the superficial and often cruel nature of high school popularity. The song is sung from the perspective of a popular girl who takes pleasure in belittling and manipulating those around her. The verses are directed at an unnamed individual who she sees as a threat to her social status. She questions their motives, insults their intelligence, and challenges their courage. While her words are intended to be hurtful, she delivers them in a singsong tone that belies her true intention.
The chorus of the song serves as an invitation to join the "candy store," a metaphor for the desirable world of the popular crowd. The lyrics urge the listener to shed their insecurities and become part of the in-crowd. The message is clear: conform to our standards or be left behind. The taunting lyrics and catchy beat of the song work together to create a feeling of superiority and exclusivity. The song is a commentary on the social hierarchies that exist in high schools and the pressure to conform to unrealistic standards in order to be accepted.
Line by Line Meaning
Are we gonna have a problem?
Do you have an issue with me?
You got a bone to pick?
Do you have a problem that you want to discuss with me?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
You seem to have made progress in your life, so why are you suddenly trying to bring me down?
I'd normally slap your face off
My typical reaction to your behavior would be to physically retaliate
And everyone here could watch
And everyone around us could witness the altercation
But I'm feeling nice
However, I'm in a good mood today
Here's some advice
Here's some guidance for you
Listen up beeyotch
Pay attention, female dog
I like Lookin' hot
I enjoy appearing attractive
Buying stuff They can not
Purchasing items that others can't afford
I like Drinking hard
I enjoy heavily consuming alcohol
Maxing dad's credit card
Using my father's credit card to the fullest extent
I like Skippin' gym
I enjoy skipping physical education
Scarin' her Screwin' him
Intentionally causing fear in one girl and engaging in sexual activity with a male
I like Killer clothes
I enjoy wearing fashionable and deadly clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
Physically assaulting intelligent individuals in the face
If you lack the balls You can go play dolls
If you are lacking courage, you can play with toys
Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)
Let your mother prepare food for you (wow)
Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke
Alternatively, you could consume alcohol and drugs with me
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)
In my expensive car with the star player (wow, wow, wow)
Honey what you waitin' for?
What are you waiting for, sweetheart?
Welcome to my candy store
Welcome to my exclusive and luxurious world
Time for you to prove you're not a loser Anymore
It's time for you to demonstrate that you are not a failure anymore
And step into my candy store
And join me in my extravagant lifestyle
Guys fall At your feet
Men become infatuated with you
Pay the check Help you cheat
They pay for your expenses and assist you in cheating
All you Have to do
All you need to do
Say goodbye To Shamu
Bid farewell to your overweight friend
That freak's Not your friend
Your unusual associate is not truly your friend
I can tell In the end
I know how the situation will play out
If she Had your shot
If she had the same opportunities as you
She would leave You to rot
She would abandon you to deteriorate
Course if you don't care Fine, go braid her hair
Of course, if you don't mind, you can continue your friendship with her
Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)
Perhaps the children's television program Sesame Street is currently playing (wow)
Or forget that creep And get in my jeep
Alternatively, you can forget about your strange acquaintance and join me in my car
Let's go tear up Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Let's go destruct someone's lawn (wow, wow, wow)
Shut up, Heather!
Please stop speaking, Heather!
You're not a lameass Anymore
You are no longer uncool
And step into my candy store
And join me in my extravagant lifestyle
You can join the team
You can become part of our group
Or you can bitch and moan
Or you can constantly complain
You can live the dream
You can fulfill your desires
Or you can die alone
Or you can experience loneliness at death
You can fly with eagles
You can soar like a bird of prey
Or if you prefer Keep on testing me
Or if you choose, you can continue to challenge me
And end up like her
And suffer the same fate as your strange friend
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me! Color me stoked I'm so happy!
Hey Veronica, look! Ram asked me to his high school dance! This indicates he's interested in me! This makes me very excited and overjoyed!
It's my candy store
This extravagant lifestyle belongs to me and I am in control
It's my candy
This luxurious and exclusive world is mine
It's my candy store
This extravagant lifestyle belongs to me and I am in control
Lyrics © FIVE AND DIME PUBLISHING
Written by: Kevin Conlin Murphy, Laurence Crawford O'Keefe
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@Totallystylish28
Alice looks so offended when she gets told to shut up xD
@jackhatson2860
Mel L acting maybe
@ksdomryibru1032
Mel L they tend to act when they do a recording. It comes natural to them seeing that what they did every time they sang those songs. If that makes sense
@lukasryan4518
HAHAH! Were making shirts that say "SHUT UP HEATHER" for the show lmao!
@mariannem2594
Mel L literally her face is me when I go to school and try to avoid everyone I hate
@destiny236231
Me half the time
@heatherg1949
I like that they cut to Duke nodding in acceptance after "SHUT UP HEATHER"
@beverlymendonca7597
Lol who wouldnt nod in acceptance
@arianewinter4266
she sounded so great . . . I feel sad she did not get to sing, while I totaly love the "shut up Heather!" for characterisation reasons ^^
@katzuart5128
@Serena Odonata yea it was kinda sad but, we all know there has to be one main Heater, but hey she can come rule in Mean Girls :>