Gaffigan first began performing stand up comedy on January 27, 1991 in New York City. In 2000 he had a short-lived series on CBS called Welcome to New York, which co-starred Christine Baranski (Cybill) and Sara Gilbert (Roseanne). The following year, Gaffigan starred in Ellen DeGeneres' short-lived second sitcom, called The Ellen Show. In 2003/2004 he appeared in several episodes of the television show That '70s Show. Gaffigan has also appeared in the movie Super Troopers.
In 2006, Jim Gaffigan appeared on Comedy Central in a special entitled Beyond the Pale. It aired January 29, 2006, and became available for purchase on DVD that same day. "Beyond the Pale" is Gaffigan's first DVD. Jim Gaffigan also appeared on Comedy Central in his own episode of Comedy Central Presents.
In the United States, he has also appeared in Sierra Mist, Rolling Rock, and Saturn television commercials.
Gaffigan has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien numerous times, often bringing episodes of Pale Force, a comedic short featuring a superhero duo (Gaffigan and O'Brien) and highlighting their mutual paleness.
On Novemeber 28th, 2006 Jim Gaffigan starred as Andy Franklin in the pilot episode of the TBS orginal series, "My Boys".
Donuts
Jim Gaffigan Lyrics
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" Hey cop why don't cha get a donut
Cops love donuts!."
Which is a interesting stereotype
Cause you know who else likes donuts? Absolutely everyone, Of course cops love donuts
Cause they know the difference between right and wrong!
And not liking donuts is wrong!
Have you ever met someone who doesn't like a donut, you wanna know why
When you in a donut shop and you see a police officer don't you feel like something
Special happened
*Gasp* an angel just got it's wings, it's special
I had a donut before i came onstage
I was with a friend last week i was like
"You want to get a donut? He's like "Im not hungry."
I'm like " What does that have to do with it
As if there's good reason to eat a donut
" Well, Doctor said i need more powder sugar in my diet"
Donuts are bad for you and according to my health nut wife
Their not appropriate for a trail mix
I'm just on a different trail right
Mine leads to the emergency room
That joke will be even funnier when i die from cardiac arrest
That's why i didn't laugh
Donuts are all about taste
In los Angeles there is a place called Yum Yum Donuts
Like what do you need?
The IQ of one to find that appealing.
Yum Yum, me like Yum Yum
Like who's the target audience, Cavemen?
I know two thing yellow fireball rise in sky and Yum Yum
Yum Yum donuts
Yum Yum.
Now there's gourmet donuts that are deep fried and gold.
I had a gourmet donut, i didn't realise it was a gourmet donut
I just pointed at a donut and the donut guy started ringing it up
He's like " That will be 3.99."
I was like i only want one of them
He's like " That is the price for one of them."
Then there was this long awkward pause where i waited for him to lean forward and
Say
"Just Kidding." But he didn't
He just looked at me like " Got ya Tubby."
Cause he knew i'd pay
Cause i was in a donut shop
It's not like i was there to buy a yoga mat
Boston
This is like donut ground zero right? bumholes
Jim Gaffigan's "Donuts" Song is a stand-up comedy bit in which uses donuts as a metaphor for life. The song starts with the question whether the police love donuts or not, and Jim suggests that cops do love donuts. This is because the stereotype of cops loving donuts is something that has been said and accepted over time. He goes on to state that everyone loves donuts, and not liking them is just wrong. It's a way of saying that everyone has their own taste and preferences, and we must respect them.
Jim further explains that when you see a police officer in a donut shop, you feel as if something special is happening. The joke may be in exaggeration but it seems to hold a little truth since policemen and women frequently visit donut shops. He talks about how he had a donut before coming on stage and how many people eat donuts even when they are not hungry. Jim also mentions how donuts may not be healthy and how they lead to cardiac arrest, but people still eat them.
In conclusion, Jim's song tells us that donuts are not only delicious but also a metaphor for life. We all have our likes and dislikes, and it's essential to respect them. Donuts are more than just food; they are a part of a culture and a way of life.
Line by Line Meaning
The Police, they love donuts right?
It's an interesting stereotype that cops love donuts, but let's face it, who doesn't like donuts?
"Hey cop why don't cha get a donut
Cops love donuts!."
It's a common joke to tell cops to go get a donut, but in reality, everyone loves donuts.
Cause you know who else likes donuts? Absolutely everyone, Of course cops love donuts
Cause they know the difference between right and wrong!
And not liking donuts is wrong!
Everyone loves donuts, including cops. It's not just a stereotype, it's a fact. And if you don't like donuts, you're in the wrong.
Have you ever met someone who doesn't like a donut, you wanna know why
Because they're in jail
If someone doesn't like a donut, there must be something wrong with them. The only logical explanation is that they're in jail.
When you in a donut shop and you see a police officer don't you feel like something
Special happened
*Gasp* an angel just got it's wings, it's special
Seeing a police officer in a donut shop is a special occasion, almost like a guardian angel just got its wings.
I had a donut before i came onstage
Having a donut before going onstage is a common occurrence, since donuts are delicious and give a quick energy boost.
I'm like " What does that have to do with it
As if there's good reason to eat a donut
" Well, Doctor said i need more powder sugar in my diet"
There's no good reason not to eat a donut, even if you're not hungry. Besides, doctors recommend more sugar in your diet, right?
Donuts are bad for you and according to my health nut wife
Their not appropriate for a trail mix
I'm just on a different trail right
Mine leads to the emergency room
That joke will be even funnier when i die from cardiac arrest
That's why i didn't laugh
Donuts may not be the healthiest food option, but they're too delicious to ignore. Plus, health fanatics just don't understand the joy of a good donut. Even though eating too many donuts could lead to health problems, it's still a risk worth taking for the sake of humor and pleasure.
Donuts are all about taste
Above all else, donuts are simply delicious. It's hard to argue with that.
In los Angeles there is a place called Yum Yum Donuts
Like what do you need?
The IQ of one to find that appealing.
Yum Yum, me like Yum Yum
Like who's the target audience, Cavemen?
I know two thing yellow fireball rise in sky and Yum Yum
Yum Yum donuts
Yum Yum.
Yum Yum Donuts in Los Angeles is a classic donut shop that's hard not to love. It requires no intelligence to appreciate the deliciousness of Yum Yum donuts, making it an all-ages attraction. Even cavemen would find this donut shop irresistible. It's simply a fact that Yum Yum donuts and yellow fireballs in the sky are two of life's greatest pleasures.
Now there's gourmet donuts that are deep fried and gold.
I had a gourmet donut, i didn't realise it was a gourmet donut
I just pointed at a donut and the donut guy started ringing it up
He's like " That will be 3.99."
I was like i only want one of them
He's like " That is the price for one of them."
Then there was this long awkward pause where i waited for him to lean forward and
Say
"Just Kidding." But he didn't
He just looked at me like " Got ya Tubby."
Cause he knew i'd pay
Cause i was in a donut shop
It's not like i was there to buy a yoga mat
Boston
This is like donut ground zero right? bumholes
Gourmet donuts are a new trend, and some people will pay a premium price for a fancy, deep fried and gold donut. However, not everyone can tell the difference between a fancy donut and a regular one. Even if the price seems high, people will pay it because they're in a donut shop and they're already committed to the experience. It's not like they're there to buy a yoga mat in Boston, after all. Boston is a haven for donut lovers, and it's the perfect place to indulge in some delicious baked goods.
Contributed by Colton W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@feliciataylor3772
I was stopped by police and he asked me do I know why he pulled me over. I pointed at box in my passenger seat and told him because he smelled my donuts. He laughed and only gave me warning to stay under speed limit. Lol I was nervous from hearing about bad police and was just trying to calm my anxiety down. I'm glad he had a sense of humor about it.
@TheRichMarion
That’s awesome, and I’m sure the officer appreciated the joke.
@luciferdzhugashvili
I’m guessing you’re white.
@samzinici4043
Copping Gabriel Iglesias..
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
You got very lucky
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
You got very lucky
@oliverjd26
Jim..... just wanted to let you know that..... I have become addicted to your comedy. YouTube offered you up like as "a free sample drug" as a suggestion three weeks ago. And now I am daily hooked.
But thankyou Jim, Lol, you are a great comic!
@jeanne7552
Totally agree!
@geraldfellers5348
I just watched some of Jim's older material. Is it me, or does he keep getting better with time. Great stuff. I loved the horse video. A MUST watch if havent already.
@jimgaffigan
Thanks