Lazy Boy Dash
Jimmie's Chicken Shack Lyrics


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I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
Don't get me started
Don't get me started again

Son you better get up
You better get up while can

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
I start out slow but I lean back
And pull you under it
They say the competition lags
Behind precision wasting
Don't need a rear view
I know it's my smoke they are tasting

Damn another tragic jam
I know I'm s'posed to use my brake
So on the gas I slam

You better get up
You better get up while you can

Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
Don't need no luck
We aim to suck
Just for the fun of it
They say you can't be kind
So don't you bother wasting
Your precious energy is victory
For they're tasting

I said damn another crack pot scam
I thought that things were going great
Now that I'm on the lamb
Damn another bunt grand slam
I think it's time to celebrate
Now that we rule the land

Son better get up while you can
I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
I'm a miracle
There's no doubt about it
Might take a lazy girl
To get me started
Don't get me started again
Don't get me started




Son you better get up
You better get up while you can

Overall Meaning

The song "Lazy Boy Dash" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack talks about the singer's laziness and how it takes a miracle to motivate him. He compares himself to a lazy boy, sitting on a reclining chair, and thinks that starting anything is an uphill battle for him. He describes himself as the kind of person who needs a push to get things moving and that he may need a miracle to do that. He warns others not to get him started because he knows that once he gets started, he will be unstoppable.


The singer then talks about a competition that he participates in, which is called "lazy boy hundred." He describes how he begins slowly and leans back on the chair, pulling his competitor under it. He takes pride in being good at this game and wants to be victorious all the time. He also talks about how people criticize those who are kind, assuming that they are wasting their energy. The singer uses this as a motivation to win competitions and hopes that his opponents can taste his victory.


The song captures the essence of a lazy person and illustrates that people can have different motivations for winning competitions. Some people do it just for fun, while others do it to prove their worth to the world. Ultimately, the song leaves listeners with a message that motivates them to get up and start moving. It suggests that whatever it takes, a person needs to get up and do something because time does not wait for anyone.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm a lazy boy
I'm lazy, and that's a fact


There's no doubt about it
It's undeniable, I'm really that lazy


Might take a miracle
It may require divine intervention


To get me started
To get me motivated to do something


Don't get me started
Don't get me talking about it, it's too frustrating


Don't get me started again
I don't want to have this conversation again


Son you better get up
Hey young man, you need to wake up


You better get up while can
You need to get moving before it's too late


I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
I compete in a race involving recliner chairs


I start out slow but I lean back
I begin the race calmly and gradually recline in my chair


And pull you under it
I gain a psychological advantage over my competitors


They say the competition lags
People say that my opponents are slow


Behind precision wasting
Their precision is not helping them to win


Don't need a rear view
I don't need to look back, I'm confident in my lead


I know it's my smoke they are tasting
My opponents are inhaling the dust I'm kicking up


Damn another tragic jam
Darn, another frustrating obstacle


I know I'm s'posed to use my brake
I know I should slow down, but I refuse to


So on the gas I slam
Instead, I accelerate even more


Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
I'm purposely trying to create chaos in the race


Don't need no luck
I don't rely on luck to win


We aim to suck
Our goal is to be terrible on purpose


Just for the fun of it
We're just doing it for laughs


They say you can't be kind
People say you can't be both nice and successful


So don't you bother wasting
So don't waste your time trying to be kind


Your precious energy is victory
Your focused energy is key to winning


For they're tasting
My opponents can sense their impending defeat


I said damn another crack pot scam
I'm frustrated with another ridiculous situation


I thought that things were going great
I was optimistic, but things fell apart


Now that I'm on the lamb
Now that I'm on the run from trouble


Damn another bunt grand slam
Darn, another surprising victory


I think it's time to celebrate
I believe it's an appropriate time to rejoice!


Now that we rule the land
Now that we're victorious and in control


I'm a miracle
I'm amazing, almost unbelievable


Might take a lazy girl
Perhaps only a person even lazier than me can motivate me




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