Joe Cornish (born Joseph Murray Cornish December 20, 1968) is an English co… Read Full Bio ↴Joe Cornish (born Joseph Murray Cornish December 20, 1968) is an English comedian who, along with his long-time comedy partner Adam Buxton, forms one half of the comedy duo Adam and Joe. He was educated at Westminster School in central London, where he became friends with both Adam Buxton and Louis Theroux. He went on to study at the Bournemouth Film School, indulging and cultivating his love of films.
Since the demise of The Adam and Joe Show, Cornish has continued to work in British television and radio as a presenter, writer and director, both with and without Buxton. In 2001 he fronted the topical discussion show This Week Only, alongside Nick Frost and Lauren Laverne. He also wrote and presented the BBC Radio 4 film programme Back Row between 2002 and 2003.
In 2003, Buxton and Cornish presented Adam and Joe Go Tokyo for BBC3, a Tokyo based magazine show covering Japanese pop culture. In the same year they began hosting a show on UK radio station XFM, filling in for Ricky Gervais on Saturday afternoons. When Gervais left the station they took over permanently, and continued to present a two hour Saturday morning show and a popular podcast until the end of their most recent run in 2006.
The Adam and Joe DVD, containing highlights from the original four series, was released in 2004. Cornish has also made a behind the scenes documentary following the making of Little Britain series 2, which was screened on BBC Three and is included on the Little Britain Series 2 DVD, and a video diary of his brief cameo as a zombie, which appears on the UK Shaun of the Dead DVD.
He has continued his work in television comedy, directing parts of the pilot of Modern Toss, and the pilot to Channel 4's Blunder. According to an interview in Word Magazine he pulled out of directing the series of Blunder due to creative differences with Channel 4 and the production company.
Cornish has, however, recently been involved with several non-comedy projects. In 2006 he was announced as co-writer on a feature film adaptation of Marvel Comics comic book character Ant-Man, with Shaun of the Dead director Edgar Wright. The film is currently scheduled for release in 2008. He also makes a brief appearance in Wright's film Hot Fuzz as a CSI officer. In early 2007 he directed the video for Charlotte Hatherley's single I Want You To Know. Cornish and Buxton also hosted the "Coca-Cola New Music Podcast", which showcased unsigned bands from around Europe.
Following 2 weeks covering for Shaun Keaveny on the BBC 6 Music Breakfast show during August 2007, Cornish and Buxton joined the station permanently, signing for a year of weekend shows. The Adam and Joe Show currently goes out between 9am and 12pm each Saturday morning on BBC 6 Music.
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Since the demise of The Adam and Joe Show, Cornish has continued to work in British television and radio as a presenter, writer and director, both with and without Buxton. In 2001 he fronted the topical discussion show This Week Only, alongside Nick Frost and Lauren Laverne. He also wrote and presented the BBC Radio 4 film programme Back Row between 2002 and 2003.
In 2003, Buxton and Cornish presented Adam and Joe Go Tokyo for BBC3, a Tokyo based magazine show covering Japanese pop culture. In the same year they began hosting a show on UK radio station XFM, filling in for Ricky Gervais on Saturday afternoons. When Gervais left the station they took over permanently, and continued to present a two hour Saturday morning show and a popular podcast until the end of their most recent run in 2006.
The Adam and Joe DVD, containing highlights from the original four series, was released in 2004. Cornish has also made a behind the scenes documentary following the making of Little Britain series 2, which was screened on BBC Three and is included on the Little Britain Series 2 DVD, and a video diary of his brief cameo as a zombie, which appears on the UK Shaun of the Dead DVD.
He has continued his work in television comedy, directing parts of the pilot of Modern Toss, and the pilot to Channel 4's Blunder. According to an interview in Word Magazine he pulled out of directing the series of Blunder due to creative differences with Channel 4 and the production company.
Cornish has, however, recently been involved with several non-comedy projects. In 2006 he was announced as co-writer on a feature film adaptation of Marvel Comics comic book character Ant-Man, with Shaun of the Dead director Edgar Wright. The film is currently scheduled for release in 2008. He also makes a brief appearance in Wright's film Hot Fuzz as a CSI officer. In early 2007 he directed the video for Charlotte Hatherley's single I Want You To Know. Cornish and Buxton also hosted the "Coca-Cola New Music Podcast", which showcased unsigned bands from around Europe.
Following 2 weeks covering for Shaun Keaveny on the BBC 6 Music Breakfast show during August 2007, Cornish and Buxton joined the station permanently, signing for a year of weekend shows. The Adam and Joe Show currently goes out between 9am and 12pm each Saturday morning on BBC 6 Music.
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@kaly_b
LEGIT WHY WOULD THEY PUT IT IN A PRESCHOOL SHOW LIKE
IMAGINE
Sesame Street: Elmo Does a Thing I guess
"Elmo can't wait to play with you! Elmo will see you after these trailers!"
"THE PIRATES ARE OUT TO GET YOU-"
@brandonreina5582
Shown on UK VHS releases of
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles: Heroes in a Half-shell
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles: Hot-rodding Teenagers
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles: The Shredder is Splintered
Strawberry Shortcake: Meet Strawberry Shortcake
Barbie: Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus
Pound Puppies: City Pound
Pound Puppies: Secret Agent Pup
Pound Puppies: The Fairy Dogmother
Pound Puppies: In Pups We Trust
Goosebumps: Stay Out of the Basement
@jenhugheswriting2189
Hilarious lmao. I used to be terrified of this as a child but now it's a real pick me up if I'm having a bad day. Truly a moment to be treasured.
@jackoboyle7749
It's like IT part 2 when the characters return years later to face their fears.
@GlenGlingo9
I remember being a wee lad and seeing this ad on a rented video, when the line "Piracy funds terrorism." was dropped, the family burst out laughing.
@robthemod2
Well several IRA members apparently used to sell dodgy VHS's down the market stall. Whether that was a serious source of their funding I don't know, but some of it did go towards terrorism.
@animeneweablet
Well. When they watch this, your family are very brave.
@jenga4102
This used to be on at the end of The office boxset I had, I remember falling asleep and my room was all red and this creepy thing on my TV I almost had a heart attack
@burp2019
imagine waking up to 0:24 or 0:28
@animeneweablet
Better if nowadays, they would have changed it to the Piracy is Crime ad.
@antifeminist4361
That guy legit terrified me when i was little
@thetechnicalbouse
Um