Funky Ho'$
Joey Bada$$ Lyrics

Aight, fuck that, word word
Disregarding that, moving on

Lord Finnesse, Jayo
Referring to Lord Finesse and Jay O recorded their songs on beats that form the basis of "Funky Ho'$"

It's been my jail since a day old, but they know
Despite growing up in this environment, others are already aware

Yeah this ones for the ladies
This song is addressed to women

Who be tryna have my baby
Who are attempting to conceive a child with me

Ayo, word to my mother, two things I never do
I swear to my mother that I never do two things

Is leave the crib without some rubbers or tell a funky ho I love her
I always carry condoms and never tell a woman I don't have feelings for that I love her

These broads be trying to get a brother caught up in a sticky situation
These women are trying to put me in a difficult position

Missing menstruation cycles
Skipping their monthly period

They all psycho ask Michael
All these women are crazy like Michael Jackson's song

Before you give her dough for Billie Jeans and them nice clothes
Before you give her money for expensive clothing

Like whoa don't let them trap you on the tight rope
Don't let them trap you in a difficult situation

Spike holes in the condom to form a zygote
Poking holes in a condom, intentionally trying to conceive a child

Overnight, ask Kwon, he know what it's like
Kwon knows what it's like to be in this situation suddenly overnight

He wore a hat but it exploded twice
He used a condom but it failed twice

But fuck a bad bitch I do this rap shit and put it over life
I prioritize rapping over relationships with low-quality women

On the coldest nights son shine like a solar strike
I flourish in difficult conditions

And I swear I got the weirdest cases
I claim to have some of the strangest experiences

Pipe chicks in the weirdest places from rooftops to staircases
I have had sexual encounters in strange locations, such as rooftops and staircases

Like get a load of their faces
Take a look at their facial expressions

Face it, if you fear, hate it, you get put into this clear space
To cope with negative emotions, I put myself in a positive state of mind

Ayo, I'm attached too, to the cash rules
I'm invested in making money

'Bout to go nuts, niggas get their achoos to these cashews
I'm becoming crazy, people get sick of my wealth

Who you know that cool that they drip swagu?
Do you know anyone as fashionable as I am?

And I'm here to stay like tattoos on statues
I'll be around for a long time, like permanent tattoos on statues

Check your mirror nigga, that's the second time I passed you
I'm driving faster than you, I've passed you twice

Eating my gas fume, got me thinking like who gassed you
I'm faster than you, who gave you permission to drive?

Your girl got gas too, she let me tackle for a dutch and a Snapple
Your girlfriend is also fast, she let me have sex with her for a small favor

Unless you decide to put on shackles
Unless you make a commitment to her

I'm that dude, fuck values, pump up the volume
I'm the man, ignoring morals, and increasing the volume of my music

All up in the cut, no alcohol, just mad boos
I'm in the back, not drinking but still having fun

Tryin to find a pad to bring her back to like a tadpole
I'm looking for a location to engage in sexual activity with her

I'm that folk, got bad chicks that I feel bad for
I'm that person, I have attractive women that I pity

Bruising to they back bones, lickin' up my cock tip
I'm engaging in rough sex, and enjoying it

Down to do it all no matter what the synopsis is
They're willing to do anything, regardless of the situation

All it takes is some exotic piff
All it takes is some high-quality marijuana

They all unconscious, topless, exposing they crotch and shit
They're all high, half-naked, showing their genitals

Ayo, it's PE, leaving no hope for these hoes
It's Pro Era, giving up on these women

My nigga Jay Steez leaving no hope for these hoes
Jay Steez, who's part of Pro Era, is also done with these women

My nigga A-La $ole leaving no hope for these hoes
A-La $ole, from Pro Era, isn't interested in these women

My nigga Kirk Knight leaving no hope for these hoes
Kirk Knight is also giving up on these women

My nigga CJ Fly leaving no hope for these hoes
CJ Fly also doesn't want anything to do with these women

My nigga Pow P leaving no hope for these hoes
Pow P, in agreement with Pro Era, isn't hopeful for these women

My nigga Jay Lee leaving no hope for these hoes
Jay Lee shares the same sentiment as Pro Era

My nigga Dyem Lewis leaving no hope for these hoes
Dyem Lewis is giving up on these women too

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they won't find me off guard

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they can't catch me off guard

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they won't find me off guard

They will never catch me slippin'
These women won't catch me unaware

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they won't find me off guard

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they can't catch me off guard

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they won't find me off guard

They will never catch me slippin'
These women won't catch me unaware

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they won't find me off guard

I don't trust these bitches, they could never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they can't catch me off guard

I don't trust these bitches, they will never catch me slippin'
I don't trust these women, they won't find me off guard

They will never catch me slippin'
These women won't catch me unaware