No Such Thing
John Mayer Lyrics


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"Welcome to the real world", she said to me
Condescendingly
Take a seat
Take your life
Plot it out in black and white
Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
I'd like to think the best of me
Is still hiding
Up my sleeve

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I want to run through the halls of my high school
I want to scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above

So the good boys and girls take the so called right track
Faded white hats
Grabbing credits and
Maybe transfers
They read all the books but they can't find the answers
And all of our parents
They're getting older
I wonder if they've wished for anything better
While in their memories
Tiny tragedies

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I want to run through the halls of my high school
I want to scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above

I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
As long as I'm alive

I want to run through the halls of my high school
I want to scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above

I just can't wait til my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust down the double doors




And when I stand on these tables before you
You will know what all this time was for

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of John Mayer's song "No Such Thing" paint a picture of the pressures and expectations that come with growing up and transitioning into adulthood. In the first verse, the singer is told to take a seat and plot out their life in black and white, implying that there is only one right way to live. However, the singer resists this message, acknowledging that they have never been a part of the popular crowd or lived up to the expectations of high school drama. They are hopeful that the best version of themselves is still hiding, waiting to be revealed.


The chorus of the song expresses a desire to break free from these expectations, run through the halls of high school, and scream at the top of their lungs. The singer has discovered that the "real world" is a lie and that they must rise above it. They reject the idea of staying inside the lines and following the so-called right track.


The second verse describes the pressure put on young people to follow a certain path, to find answers in books or to please their parents. However, the singer questions whether these expectations are truly fulfilling and wonders if there is something more. The bridge of the song ("I am invincible") serves as a reminder that the singer is capable of rising above the pressures and expectations placed upon them, no matter how difficult it may seem.


Line by Line Meaning

Welcome to the real world", she said to me
A condescending remark was made to me about facing the harsh reality of the world


Take a seat
Be comfortable and brace yourself for what is to come


Take your life
Take full control of your life and own it


Plot it out in black and white
Be clear and concrete about your goals and aspirations


Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings
I never lived up to the traditional notions of success and achievement


And the drama queens
Similarly, I never aspired to be someone who prioritizes and thrives on chaos and drama


I'd like to think the best of me
I believe that there is still potential and goodness in me


Is still hiding
That potential is yet to be uncovered or realized


They love to tell you Stay inside the lines
People often want you to conform and follow established norms and expectations


But something's better On the other side
There can be something more fulfilling and meaningful outside of those norms


I want to run through the halls of my high school
I want to relive the moments and memories of my past


I want to scream at the Top of my lungs
I want to express myself loudly and without inhibition


I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
I realized that the idealized version of the world we are taught to believe in doesn't actually exist


Just a lie you've got to rise above
It is a fallacy that we must overcome in order to succeed in life


So the good boys and girls take the so called right track
Society expects us to follow the conventional path to success


Faded white hats
The symbols of traditional success, such as graduation caps, are losing their meaning


Grabbing credits and Maybe transfers
People focus on grades and academic achievements without realizing their true significance


They read all the books but they can't find the answers
People study and learn about the established ideas of the world, but still struggle to comprehend it


And all of our parents They're getting older
Our parental figures are aging and have their own struggles and desires


I wonder if they've wished for anything better
I question if they hope for something more meaningful or worthwhile out of life


While in their memories Tiny tragedies
Even as they have experienced small misfortunes in their lives


I am invincible
I feel that nothing can stop me


As long as I'm alive
I am resilient and will persevere


I just can't wait til my ten year reunion
I am excited for the opportunity to reconnect with old classmates


I'm gonna bust down the double doors
I will make an impressive and memorable entrance


And when I stand on these tables before you
I will proudly express myself and my achievements


You will know what all this time was for
You will see the value and significance of my experiences and journey thus far




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, REACH MUSIC PUBLISHING
Written by: Douglas Clay Cook, John Clayton Mayer

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