Illegal Smile
John Prine Lyrics


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When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down, and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
I was havin' no fun

Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone




No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

Overall Meaning

The song "Illegal Smile" by John Prine is a humorous take on finding happiness amidst difficult situations. The lyrics describe a day where everything seems to be going wrong and the singer feels isolated and friendless. He talks about the lack of excitement in his life and looks for a way to escape reality, finding solace in an "illegal smile". The phrase "illegal smile" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to smoking marijuana, which was illegal in many states at the time the song was written.


Despite the bleakness of the situation, the song has a light-hearted tone and paints a vivid, humorous picture of the singer's attempts to find happiness. He jokes about his lack of wealth and his unfulfilling friendships, making him seem like an outsider, but he ultimately finds a way to escape reality and have fun.


The lyrics suggest that everyone has the ability to find happiness, even in the face of adversity, by looking for ways to escape reality and enjoy themselves. The song is often seen as a commentary on the societal pressures to conform and the importance of individuality and self-care.


Line by Line Meaning

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
I started my day feeling pessimistic.


Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
I felt lonely.


Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down, and won
Even the simple task of eating breakfast felt like a challenge.


And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
I didn't notice how long I had been feeling down.


I was havin' no fun
I wasn't enjoying my life.


Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
I know a way to escape from my problems.


And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
I might use a substance to feel better.


It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
The substance is affordable and its effects are long-lasting.


Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
I don't want to get in trouble for using the substance.


No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
I just want to enjoy myself.


Last time I checked my bankroll
I last looked at my finances.


It was gettin' thin
I was running low on money.


Sometimes it seems like the bottom
I feel like I'm at rock bottom.


Is the only place I've been
I've been struggling for a while.


I chased a rainbow down a one-way street dead end
I pursued something that turned out to be a waste of time.


And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
My friends didn't understand or support me.


Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
I tried to hide from my problems.


Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I felt like people were listening to me even when I was alone.


I dreamed the police heard everything I thought, what then?
I worried about getting in trouble for my thoughts and actions.


Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
I had to face the consequences of my actions.


Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
This line appears to be a non sequitur - it doesn't really connect to the rest of the song.




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: John Prine

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Comments from YouTube:

DixonXIII

John Prine was an underrated genius. Such a classic song. Like an intro theme to a show that never existed.

Thuddreau

John was a teacher of life RIP You will be remembered and loved

MobileIsland496

True

sassypenguinrecords

I think the show Maniac on netflix uses it as an outro on one or two occasions, pretty fitting subject matter too.

Min2073

I lost my dad in 2014 and when I listen to this song I can still picture him sitting at the table singing along. This song will always be on my play list
Miss my daddy ❤️

RainbowEgg Layers

Same! Lost my dad in 2014 also. He loved to play John Prines music when I was a kid, now I come here to remember those days and it’s comforting.

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jon allen

John Prine's unwavering authenticity.. should be a lesson to us all.

Stl Jimi

In Johns honor I will put on a illegal smile the rest of the day. ☮️ RIP John.

Patch Davis

That's what I did for my Honey last year. On what would have been our 50th, I wore his MUV hat got good and stoned before my usual beach walk. Just trying to have me some fun.

David Klein

Ditto that brother!!

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