It's a Big Old Goofy World
John Prine Lyrics


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Up in the morning
Work like a dog
Is better than sitting
Like a bump on a log
Mind all your manners
Be quiet as a mouse
Some day you'll own a home
That's as big as a house

I know a fella
He eats like a horse
Knocks his old balls
Round the old golf course
You oughta see his wife
She's a cute little dish
She smokes like a chimney
And drinks like a fish

There's a big old goofy man
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
Ooh baby
It's a big old goofy world

Now Elvis had a woman
With a head like a rock
I wished I had a woman
That made my knees knock
She'd sing like an angel
And eat like a bird
And if I wrote a song
She'd know ever single word

Kiss a little baby
Give the world a smile
If you take an inch
Give 'em back a mile
Cause if you lie like a rug
And you don't give a damn
You're never gonna be
As happy as a clam

So I'm sitting in a hotel
Trying to write a song
My head is just as empty
As the day is long
Why it's clear as a bell
I should have gone to school




I'd be wise as an owl
Stead of stubborn as a mule.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics present a lighthearted and somewhat comedic look at various aspects of life. The first stanza talks about the importance of hard work and good manners, but also hints at the idea of the American dream, that through hard work one's endeavors lead to owning a big house. The next stanza talks about a man who eats too much, drinks too much, and plays too much golf but still has a cute little wife. This juxtaposition of the absurdity of the man's actions with the image of his wife being conventionally attractive and charming is meant to be humorous. The following stanza talks about Elvis Presley's ideal woman and how the singer wishes he had someone who could sing beautifully and be like a graceful bird when it comes to eating. In the next few stanzas, the lyrics emphasize the importance of being kind, giving, and honest as well as being educated in order to be truly wise.


The central point of the song is that life is complicated, and many people behave in ways that are often contradictory, yet this is what makes the world "big old goofy." John Prine offers a humorous take on life's absurdities, emphasizing the importance of enjoying life and finding humor in the situations we encounter.


Line by Line Meaning

Up in the morning
Starting the day early


Work like a dog
Work hard to achieve your dreams


Is better than sitting
Being active is better than being idle


Like a bump on a log
And doing nothing at all


Mind all your manners
Be polite and respectful


Be quiet as a mouse
Stay calm and silent in certain situations


Some day you'll own a home
Working hard enough will eventually pay off


That's as big as a house
And you'll end up with assets worth owning


I know a fella
I know someone who


He eats like a horse
He has a big appetite


Knocks his old balls
Golfs often and enjoys it


Round the old golf course
All around his favorite place


You oughta see his wife
You should see the woman he's married to


She's a cute little dish
She's an attractive woman


She smokes like a chimney
She smokes frequently


And drinks like a fish
She drinks alcohol frequently


There's a big old goofy man
There's a silly man out there


Dancing with a big old goofy girl
Dancing with someone equally silly


Ooh baby
Showing excitement and enthusiasm


It's a big old goofy world
It's a world full of silly and comical things


Now Elvis had a woman
Now Elvis had himself an exciting woman


With a head like a rock
But someone who was stubborn and difficult


I wished I had a woman
I also wish I had someone like that


That made my knees knock
Who makes me weak in the knees


She'd sing like an angel
Who has an enchanting voice


And eat like a bird
But has limited food consumption


And if I wrote a song
And if I could express my feelings in music


She'd know ever single word
She'd understand every single thing I'm trying to say


Kiss a little baby
Spread love and kindness to children


Give the world a smile
Be positive and make someone's day


If you take an inch
If you accept something small


Give 'em back a mile
Return the favor in a grand way


Cause if you lie like a rug
Because if you're dishonest


And you don't give a damn
And you don't care about others or their feelings


You're never gonna be
You'll never be truly happy or content


As happy as a clam
As happy as an ocean clam who's safe and content in their shell


So I'm sitting in a hotel
So I find myself at a hotel


Trying to write a song
Attempting to create some new music


My head is just as empty
My mind is completely blank


As the day is long
As there are hours left in the day


Why it's clear as a bell
It's very evident


I should have gone to school
I should have pursued education


I'd be wise as an owl
And would have gained a lot of knowledge and insight


Stead of stubborn as a mule.
Instead of being difficult and unyielding




Lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing
Written by: John E Prine

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@marlyndataylor2925

He was a wise man from a very young age. Some of his most profound lyrics were written as young man. What an old soul he was in this world.

@anelladambrosio2513

​@@marcosbryant8646ciao Marco!🙋😊😍😘💘🌅

@sharonscott3999

Absolutely! He had a great sense of humor!

@RhondaB4thesong

​@@marcosbryant8646He feels like your BROTHER* Every word is *perfect, every line making perfect sense. Tag, your it.🎉🎉❤

@mechcavandy986

He was 25 when he wrote “Hello In There.” ♥️🤠

@wendykondo201

You sang me through some of the worst times of my life...and will sing me through this unbelievable horrific Pandemic. RIP and give my Mum a hug...she passed on March 28th at the sweet age of 95. Give her a hug and a song. We love you so much!

@LittleHughie

🙏♥️

@melindagadams6203

Get well you big ole goofy man. Thank you for being part of the soundtrack of my life.

@mprekrut

25 years ago I used to dance to this song with my 5 year old daughter. Last year she chose this song for the Father/Daughter dance at her wedding and I was so pleased that she remembered it and proud to dance again with her to this song in front of all the wedding guests. John Prine has always been my favorite performer and I have been lucky to see him live a number of times. I saw him in Boston last year and he is better than ever. Thank you John.

@mattdatha

I can only hope to have the same experience as you!

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