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John S Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by John S:

? Do you remember the man? Standing in front of the tanks…
Anti-social You Only you You Only you Only you I been on my grind Tryin’…
are you there pre Give me something I can touch with my hands Something I…
bonus track I drink that lean it make it better aye This shit…
Combien de temps C'tait dans l'temps d'la Saint-Jean-Baptiste On a fait d'la …
Down in a hole I am the flame the burns beside your window pane You…
floating in the sun Yesterday, things were so gloomy But today, yes sir, they'r…
Game over Time, there was a time You could talk to me without…
Hardware Maybe I Just Came Along for The Ride I had to…

Hollow Somewhere out there those haunting souls oppress my life Har…
Just born bad You know Sometimes things just go bad In a blink of anyone's…
Just born bad. You've been crying And there ain't no use denying It was m…
Noir J'en ai des visions, enseveli sous ma pile Je crois que…
Obscura pt. 2 I don't need that I don't need that I don’t I don’t I…
Open it Up Burn, burn Burn, burn You lied, you faked You cheated…
Self Made At first they never thought of me But when I went…

You Can Do It In the morning when you wake up Open your eyes to…

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@user-qm8cm1dn2v

...He is compassion and fragrance emanating amid chaos

"The Fragrance of Compassion

I stand on the street, my heart sorrowful
The great disaster is looming overhead at the end times
Where are people heading in the hustle and bustle
The life-saving Dafa [Great Law] has opened Heaven’s gate wide
I pass out this flyer of truth
Helping people at the command of the Creator
Most people are Gods incarnate, becoming humans
Doctrines of atheism and evolution are a deluding potion
Modern notions and conduct bring harm to oneself
This truth can save people, keeping them safe and healthy
He is compassion and fragrance emanating amid chaos

September 27, 2020"
Master Li Hongzhi (Hong Yin VI, from Falun Dafa teachings)

All comments from YouTube:

@AltcoinDaily

9w↑6.6K

John Stewart is the goat.

@dawnsmith9596

9w↑19

👍

@ShapeRush

9w↑21

I couldn't hear what he was saying with Biden falice in his mouth.

@realamerican5969

9w↑176

@@ShapeRush Cry more, dear.

@josephhefley9701

9w↑166

@ShapeRush I see you dont believe in facts. He spent minutes straight tearing into Biden. Cope harder.

@Noodles1771

Only to unread halfwits that think they’re on the left but support the status quo.

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@PhatGirlLuvr68Comix

9w↑484

That warm feeling when Jon makes you laugh about something you should cry about.

@Jerga27

9w↑8

This is what politics has been missing. Truthful non bias. Equal hate, no love

@bluzedogg

9w↑1

Reality is up for grabs these days. if he wasn't making me laugh I'd be laughing anyway.

@SLAYERSWINE1

9w↑76

I was all teary eyed because my late Mom would be so happy that Jon is back on.

@ElSupraCabra

9w↑1

Same 😢 my dad and I used to watch him religiously. He passed last August and we still enjoyed his voice of reason. Hope you continue to cherish her memory 🙏

@jamesburk8145

9w↑20

It's like seeing an old friend for the first time in years and he's still got the same awesome energy and sense of humor. I'm so glad Jon Stewart is here to help us through what may be the literal end of America.

@dreyfalex

9w↑88

“You need to worry about Everyday before it and every day after!” Exactly! Thank you Jon Stewart!

@user-uv2yv1xj2v

9w↑76

As my 22 yr old son aptly said "Order has been restored in the Galaxy"

@EvanFowler

9w↑7K

Amazing. Apple+ wouldn't let him talk about China or AI. He quits. Comes back to The Daily Show. First words out of his mouth? "We're gonna talk about China. We're gonna talk about AI.". A giant hole in the center of American satire has just been filled once again. Thank you, Jon. Thank you for filling our hole.

@ktvindicare

9w↑386

Honestly I was surprised that Apple gave him a show at all. Knew that wouldn't last since Apple has their hands in so many dubious places that they want to avoid criticism from.

@andrewspielman1921

9w↑45

Looks like I missed that news

@0Fyrebrand0

9w↑330

"Thank you for filling our hole."

PHRASING!

@waytoobiased

9w↑200

he even threw in Israel-Palestine…even SNL has only mentioned that briefly

@ortizmo

Yes. My hole needed to be filled.

I didn't mean it like that.

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@monkmysterio

9w↑41

10 seconds in and my 4-year old interrupts me already "Can I watch the lego guy?" ...oh man i'm old. Welcome back Jon. We need you. I need you

@nadsmaster13

9w↑52

This is why I love Jon, the only one who won’t ignore what’s really happening in the world. So glad he’s back!

@papermoontarot4219

9w↑49

My main question for the two parties isn't about how old they are it's "don't we have anybody in America who has the qualifications to be President other than these two"? A fresh face, better understanding of young people's issues, two people who haven't been trashing each other for 9 years? How do make it just stop? (Welcome back, Jon!)

@Jeno340

Young people don't care to vote, so they have little representation in the government.

If everyone under 35 suddenly decided to vote, they could have replaced Biden with exactly who you are describing.

But it's the older people who take their civic duty more seriously. As a result, we've got the Battle of the Geriatrics 2024.

@mmmcounts

9w↑3

There is an alternative, and his name is RFK Jr. Why not just vote for him? You have the ability to do that.

@FuckinOtto

Try voting third party.

@ValleysOfRain

9w↑1

@@FuckinOtto And other jokes you can tell yourself. Third party voting doesn't work in a system like the Electoral College. On top of that, voting third party only acts as a spoiler candidate in US presdential elections, and will remain so until serious electoral reform occurs.

@Very_Nice_and_Polite_Person

@@mmmcounts Lol have you actually ever listened to anything that comes out of RFK's mouth...? Man's a lunatic. Having the last name "Kennedy" doesn't automatically make him more qualified to be president than those other two clowns. And if you don't understand at this point why voting for a third party in a two-part system is completely pointless then you should really turn off your Rogan podcast for a minute and go look into that...

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@racheldonneux

9w↑25

That was a single most cathartic thing I have seen since the year began. Thanks, Jon and welcome back!

@plan_r4005

9w↑31

When the Colbert Report didn’t come on afterwards I had the sads.

@Mrgaunt1

I was thinking the same thing!!

@Crystallily73

9w↑10.2K

All hail the king! JON STEWART IS BACK! ❤❤❤❤

@xHomu

9w↑143

The Return of the King

@kramnoslaw4474

9w↑28

Do we have to call everybody a king

@aclayhosuton

@@kramnoslaw4474well…he is

@LastResponderCo

9w↑86

@@kramnoslaw4474 The GOAT

@stefanie7823

9w↑95

He’s back! Maybe this will help bring balance to the world and get us back on the correct timeline 😅

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@cjrdeveaux

9w↑13

Thank you Jon Stewart for coming back. We missed your humor and honesty!!!

@keisadventures

9w↑10

Cannot express enough how grateful I am to see John back at the daily show!!!! 😢❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

@l.faraday8767

9w↑12

Brilliant! Please don’t let trump back in. 🇨🇦

@glennmartin7008

9w↑4

Brought tears to my eyes on many occasion. Not tears of joy nor tears of sadness. Tears of gratitude that Jon Stewart is back...and I'm Canadian!

@helainelockett9431

9w↑4

Thank you Mr Stewart. I’m from down under, so thanks for echoing what the rest of the world is feeling.

@dxzxax8772

9w↑1.9K

"They are the oldest people ever to run for president breaking, by only 4 years, the record that THEY SET!" 😂

@deviouskris3012

9w↑119

As a foreigner. I’m still wondering why Americans tried to recreate Jurassic Park for their presidential race. I saw how that worked out.

@jonathanbell8887

9w↑5

A foreigner claiming to be a foreigner? Odd.

@cyborgchimpy

9w↑23

@@jonathanbell8887 how's that odd?

@pymarathon

9w↑7

@@deviouskris3012 Well after Jurassic Park 12: Dinosaurs throughout the Multiverse where else were they gonna go? "Dinosaurs take over the world" just fit ya know?

@AlwaysANemesis

9w↑4

@@jonathanbell8887 What are you implying, guy?

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@einfphy91

9w↑7

Thank you for coming back. I missed you, Jon. You are the conscience of the nation.

@AConquerorsVendetta

9w↑9

"Schmuckers Shout-out" also sounds great for Indecision 2024 lol

@MrLouisvilleRealty

9w↑6

So glad you're back Jonny baby!! We need you now brother. You are loved.

@michealklee8844

9w↑8

All this time John never stop fighting for the real working class ✊🏽🇺🇸

@mikej180

9w↑10

The chocolate chip cookies part killed me

@TheTuubster

9w↑695

An open wound in America's pop culture has been healed tonight.

@Musashi6699

9w↑2

Your favorite puppet is back

@patrickmunro5379

9w↑24

@@Musashi6699in what way puppet?

@MalcolmRowley

9w↑1

He was on Apple TV the whole time.

@jgg6932

9w↑23

@@Musashi6699you big mad 🤣

@garafanvou6586

9w↑3

Cookie Monster is back?

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@penelopecumler2019

9w↑3

I had no idea...I feel like this is one of the best things that has happened in some 10 years....thank you, Jon, and his family for giving him back.

@sbloome77

9w↑4

Thank you for coming back to the Daily Show John Stewart! You rock ❤

@KALM603

9w↑7

A deep sigh of relief... Jon is Back!

@margadieter6070

9w↑3

Awesome to have Jon Stewart back. Please take on more than 1 day.

@shepshape2585

9w↑12

SO glad to have Jon back in the studio. There is just nobody who compares in terms of intellect, humor, or delivery.

@BeastmanWatchUrMouth

9w↑677

I used to watch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart every night in high school. I'm 34 and suddenly feel like a teenager again

@jortiz1451

9w↑8

Me too! 😂

@Byepolor

9w↑6

Laughing like one too.

@Panoji-iy4il

9w↑2

Me 2, i love jon. The only right wing reporter i trust.

@KC-bi9jw

9w↑3

35 here with the same story

@Recipe_For_Disaster_TV

9w↑3

Trust me you’ve been acting like a teenager for the past 8-9 years too

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@susanblackley7065

9w↑5

It's always been up to us. Thanks for walkin the walk, Jon Stewart.

@ilavalolipop

9w↑3

He's just the best. The only political/talk show host I can stand to watch.

@marijnjc

9w↑22

This is how I keep my sanity..

@jdavis1214

9w↑1

Yes , fist bump 👊🏾

@nl5828

9w↑3

when jon stewart was hosting the daily show back in 2000 following the bush/gore election, i never thought i would see him say the phrase “indecision 2024” at that time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jeanne-marie8196

9w↑3

So glad to see John up to form; even at his advanced age. I’d like to say to the writers, excellent script! But I must say, you didn’t have to go any further than “Electile Dysfunction”!😂

@shangerdanger

9w↑896

he's back! what a moment

@gregbors8364

9w↑14

Back again! Tell a friend!

@jfjoubertquebec

9w↑12

I didn't realize I missed him so much! He's his own man!

@artlesscalamity348

9w↑10

Back… and leaning into rightwing talking points about BiDeN’s AgE, while ignoring the fact that the Biden government has been empirically constructive and successful. I’m not impressed with Jon cynically feeding into the “both sides are bad” posture of uninformed voters.

@QemeH

@@artlesscalamity348 But like... both sides ARE bad. Comically so. It's just that republicans are EVEN WORSE than democrats at the moment. But it's not a race to the bottom and somebody has to say this. The US currently chooses between racist uncle and confused grandpa - and to the rest of the world that is scary

@-danR

9w↑4

And right off the bat he steals one of the Trumpezoids' favorite memes:
" TDS "

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@michaelmcmurphy9518

9w↑2

I'm so glad Stewart is back! I've missed the Daily Show.

@KevinSLogan

9w↑1

Dont know what occurred to get Jon Stewart back behind that desk again, but I am grateful it happened. Thank you Jon, Daily Show has regained a viewer. This is going to be an interesting year, looking forward to Jon helping us get through it.

@dougmackenzie5976

9w↑12

Finally!!! Fresh air we can all breathe!!!! Huge welcome back, Jon!

@iamin03

9w↑1

Welcome back Jon Stewart.... Love & respect from Bangladesh

@DenverDonate

9w↑12

Jon Stewart should be the permanent host of The Daily Show.

@immortalasirpa6006

9w↑1K

Wow. He knows where the cameras are, and his jokes never miss. Welcome back, Jon Stewart. Please never leave us again! Your country needs you.

@cleverusername9369

9w↑28

I'm just gonna point out that knowing where TV studio cameras are isn't exactly impressive. They're gigantic and he's been doing this for decades, of course he knows where the cameras are.

@CourageKarnga

9w↑6

Preferably as president!

@BlkFreakozoid

9w↑5

@@cleverusername9369Also, he's been in that studio before....many times 🤣

@artlesscalamity348

9w↑16

America needs another pundit making old-man jokes about Biden and downplaying the threat of Trump?

I used to love Jon, but this was actually sad to me. Cheap shots and false equivalences that ignore the stakes we are facing.

@jbird452

9w↑12

@@artlesscalamity348triggered much? He’s speaking what most think about Biden and Trump.

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@nojank5020

9w↑2

I didn't realize how much I missed him!

@jaredparker3128

I am so glad John Stewart is back. We need him right now.

@zarahbystrom3032

9w↑2

Please be back forever, Jon!!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!! PLEASE please stay with us!!
I've missed you so much!!!!
You were always the greatest!¡ So plz stay with us!!!

@RashaadGenie

9w↑1

I have not watched this much of a Daily Show episode since 2015!

@likethecheeze321

9w↑3

@TheDailyShow You need to turn those slogans into MERCH. I would TOTALLY slap an "Indecision 2024: Electile Dysfunction" sticker on my car. Same goes for either of the others.

@MichaelSeymourBlake

9w↑970

THIS is how you return to a show. Utterly seamless. "Where was I" was a perfect encapsulation of it all.

@billc5433

9w↑6

Stewart has always done an amazing job at self-deprecating.

@chixoRPM

9w↑9

It was a nod to Jack Paar who said the same thing on his return to The Tonight Show. Excellent reference and classy AF as per usual.

@kokayinewsome9308

So he comes back and makes cameos?

@user-qm8cm1dn2v

@fuzzyapplebong328

9w↑4

John Stewart the white has entered the building

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@derekkjar641

9w↑2

That's thumbnail is hilarious. When you cut off *rump's double chin you really notice how oddly shaped his head is.

@GlutenEruption

I haven't been this happy in a LONG time. America needs Jon more than ever and having him back is a huge blessing we all needed desperately.

@jayroxy9040

9w↑1

"I don't remember that email" vs "when was I Vice President" is not the same.

@wdj2511

9w↑1

Were excited to have you back Jon !!!

@thetgwarrior

9w↑1

Watching this video was a breath of fresh air. And you look great Jon! We're ALL GETTING OLD! No worries.

@CityPrepping

9w↑224

Welcome back!🎉

@jup1828

9w↑1

So glad to have Jon back!

@pocket83squared

9w↑1

The fact that this show doubles down on calling itself "TDS" shows just how next-level the satire is here. Missed you, Jon. Knew you'd be back in the chair.

@VoodooLegacy369

Papa is back!!!! You have no idea how much joy this brought me.

@bc-guy852

Thank you for coming back Jon. We need you.

@kobuslab1

It's soo amazing having Jon's comedy back! Really enjoyed all the laughs!

@wryandwatchful

9w↑739

It’s true. Politicians are telling the jokes, and the comedians are telling the truth.

@yawninglion

9w↑49

Politicians ARE the jokes.

@kendexter

9w↑11

fact

@user-Djfetv7558

9w↑8

Ridiculous nonsense is the best comedy material. We're in a golden age of comedy!

@ronthorn3

Very few comedians actually telling the truth, most big ones are sell outs, Rogans entire crew is a big sell out bs hypocrite gang of dum dumbs who believe every fing Tik tok video they see. Jon Stewart is great though.

@AsifKhan-hf9zy

9w↑4

the politicians are laughing at you ======= the comedians are crying for you

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@thewess26

9w↑1

He is by FAR the best host this show has EVER had, and probably will have.

@Curious2Know2

Jon makes belly laughs burst forth when tears would be more appropriate. Glad you're back, belly-laugh-maker!

@glarynth

9w↑1

Okay, reclaiming TDS is freaking hilarious

@dwaynecuster

I'm soooooooo happy to see Jon again!!!! Thank you sir for your service to the country! ❤

@selinathekids

9w↑2

Welcome back, Mr. Stewart ❤🎉🙏

@esbenm6544

9w↑998

It's like our dad who went out to buy smokes 20 years ago suddenly came back

@Patheticbutharmless

9w↑8

Awesome comment

@pestleman1951

9w↑4

HAHAHAHA Love it!!!

@ishotmyboss

9w↑13

He came back and HE has the winning lottery ticket.

@christopherchau7960

9w↑8

And he wasn't lying about the smokes!

@liamsloan5410

9w↑3

And when the world needed him the most he vanished

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@redchickky

I am home sick today, but Jon being back made me feel so much better!!

@kevingreen2400

9w↑1

Glad to see Jon Stewart where he should have never left

@dennyclosser8456

This should be mandatory viewing…John is spot on!!!

@gilmoremccoy6930

9w↑1

Jon! Glad you're back. So funny 😅😅😂😂😂....

@jakel5892

9w↑1

Laughed more here than I ever did with that other dude

@qbertq1

9w↑919

When we needed him most, he returned. Like Gandalf The White.

@scottcalanca5552

9w↑16

Nailed it

@invisibleninja86

9w↑11

Exactly what the side by side picture with his younger self made me think of. 😅

@tinstrings6312

9w↑24

"Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east." - Jon Stewart.

@dennischiu272

9w↑7

The fitting part is, Gandalf's actor was 60 during Lord of the Rings. Jon is almost the same age.

@MiroDMT

9w↑8

We found Stephen Colbert's youtube account

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@georgelelandturner

Nobody has ever done it better. The great John Stewart.

@dumbledoor4594

9w↑1

Jon Stewart is a goat! Welcome back my man 🤣

@alicearmen5601

9w↑1

Thank you. We need you. ❤

@BLACKCAMELRACING

Thank you for coming back. Something is right with the world again.

@someguywithanagenda

As a nation, we needed you back Jon...glad to have you back helping us laugh until we obliterate ourselves

@seanriley199

9w↑730

As a UK citizen thank you for putting this up on YouTube

@rederik99

9w↑32

And not geolocking it! Thanks from, Canada!

@marks8665

9w↑26

Thx from Germany too :)

@grizeldabrown

9w↑15

Thanks from Mexico

@Mikee512

9w↑14

@seanriley199 As a US citizen, thanks for the giant floating diaper baby Trump! Also, sorry about Boris.

@sheilawade433

9w↑6

Queen Elizabeth was a state leader at 98 years of age.

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@dirvish4245

"Give the kids a treat of the lunar surface here" we needed Jon back and I'm glad he is.

@markgomes8716

WELCOME BACK! So needed!! Even if one day a week.

@con.x

9w↑2

That last point is the most depressing... and perhaps the one, we should have been trying to get right with for a long time. This never ends... It NEVER ... ENDS... EVER. There isnt a time when things are safe and ok, and we "get back our country" and "get back to when things were normal" ... nothing ever was or ever will be "Normal" ... it never was. We just didnt know enough to know it wasnt. We cannot get back our ignorance. Its gone. This is it everyone... we are here now, and we proceed from here. Get right with the fight... get ok with it, normalize the struggle to maintain the world. We will be at it now and forever. The sooner we grieve the lost innocence and find a way to embrace the everyday of making things better, the easier it will be.

@JordanGrupe

I can't stop smiling and I haven't even started watching it yet

@sandrajensen497

So great to have Jon Stewart back--at least for now.

@gauravnjoshi

9w↑598

John Stewart being back is the true definition of Make America Great Again. That’s all we wanted.

@thedrytortuga7421

9w↑5

Is Stewart MAGA? Yes, it seems he is.

@Sharpstoned

Are you braindead? Yes, it seems you are. @@thedrytortuga7421

@katherinebursett5935

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@kcguy8864

9w↑4

Jon*

@Chrisko1492

9w↑8

That‘s all you wanted? An aging comedian back in TV?
Not saving your country from fascism?
Okay.

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@thplatypus

Welcome back, Jon! We need you this year.

@britainiedegarbott326

I have not laughed out loud watching this show in years ❤ glad you’re back - a voice of reason

@The_Reckoning_Is_Here

Just like you never left - i’m glad you are back 💯

@jasonburly1590

Candy for the ears. Glad you're back Jon.

@abdullahmartin3713

9w↑2

John Stewarts delivery spins out similar to Shayne Top.

@ClueSign

9w↑479

It was a pleasure watching this with my now-adult kids (22 and 24) who were too young to appreciate Stewart before he departed the Daily Show in 2015. They were rapt and laughing and asking if he was going to be on every night. Kudos and thank you to Stewart and Comedy Central, not a minute too soon.

@Noiseheads

9w↑7

There's just no one else like him!

@healthy2202

9w↑1

a possible distraction for sure.

@opalheat

9w↑2

You get your news from a comedy channel ??? REALLY ???

@sebastianhersey1401

9w↑16

@@opalheatwhen did they say this is where they get their news?

@bighotrizzle

9w↑9

@@opalheatSome people think Hannity is news when he's just opinion.

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@nancylauka6239

9w↑1

Thank You Jon… just thank you…

@reaperdragon1

Thank you for bringing John back!! Even if I would rather him be in the race!

@chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874

9w↑1

Fantastic message at the end.

@dandork20

Watching John host is like putting on an old pair of shoes. It fits perfectly.

@unknownexo

Jon is exactly who we need right now. So glad hes back!

@yupimrandy

9w↑335

I hope they're testing the waters by having him return just on Mondays and plan to bring him back as a permanent full time host. THIS episode felt like The Daily Show.

@bryfii

9w↑24

I don’t think he wants it completely unfortunately. They’d love to keep him on since they don’t even know who to actually take over the show. But he probably only wants to do just the election cycle and leave again.

@nobodyimportant7804

9w↑2

Jon is theDonald TRump of talk show hosts. One lucid day is way more then is reasonable to expect.

@Phatooine

9w↑7

He doesn't want to do it fulltime anymore. That's why he quit about a decade ago.

@Nebulaoblivion

9w↑6

Jon has a farm full of rescue animals to take care of. He’s not gonna abandon them to fill his life with stress and constant negative news again.

@IndependentAZ

9w↑3

He's too tired to do it fulltime. He has that cool farm with animals so I don't blame him.

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@liann3881

Thank goodness you are back. I / We have missed you so very much. You’re the Goat.

@adamarket

Thank you so much for coming back. Honestly, it will be funny if Jon Stewart's return saves our democracy. Decades from now there will be a Hollywood movie about it.