Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events. However, his routine shows no favor and spares no target in pursuit of making his audiences laugh. From Hispanics to Irishmen, Polish to blacks, Arabs to rednecks, Republican and Democrats alike, no person and no group is safe from his jokes and his piano.
Many of the songs sung by Valby are drinking songs like Ya, Ya, Ya (aka Limericks), Roll Your Leg Over, Barnacle Bill, etc. See Richard Reuss' master thesis and Ed Cray's Erotic Muse for further examples.
While Valby is best known for his "Dr. Dirty" act, he has recorded and produced pop and rock albums for himself and other artists.
Sundown
John Valby Lyrics
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In a room, where you do, what you don't confess
Goin′ down, you better beware
You might find somethin' creepin round her underwear
Goin' down, you better beware
You might find an ant-farm in her pubic hair
I can picture every strechmark on her upper tighs
But the zits on her clitty, were a big surprise
You might find somethin′ creepin round her underwear
Your head is so far up your ass, I think you lost your glasses
Your flankin' out of school,
Because you sleep through all your classes
But there′s only one thing, gives your mom a great big hassle
You sniff your fingers right after you stick them up your asshole
The lyrics of John Valby's song "Sundown" speak of the dangers of getting involved with someone who hides secrets and dark desires beneath the surface. The singer describes a woman, who lays back in a satin dress, in a room where "you do what you don't confess." The room is representative of a place where one can indulge their forbidden desires, and the woman's dress suggests a kind of luxury or seduction. The warning of the song is that whatever one may find in this kind of situation, they may not be prepared for what they uncover. The phrase "going down" implies a descent into the unknown and possibly dangerous territory. The singer warns to beware, as there might be something "creeping around her underwear" or even an "ant-farm in her pubic hair."
The second verse of the song further emphasizes the idea of hidden flaws and imperfections. The singer claims to be able to picture every stretch mark on the woman's upper thighs, but the "zits on her clitty" were "a big surprise." This verse reveals that even things that seem superficially beautiful or tantalizing can have hidden flaws that may not be desirable. The singer warns again of the danger of getting involved with someone without knowing what one might find.
In conclusion, John Valby's song "Sundown" warns of the dangers of getting involved with someone who hides secrets, desires, and hidden flaws beneath their alluring exterior.
Line by Line Meaning
I can she her layin' back, in her satin dress
I can see her lying on her back, wearing a satin dress.
In a room, where you do, what you don't confess
In a private room where you engage in activities that one chooses not to discuss openly.
Goin' down, you better beware
Be cautious when going near her.
You might find somethin' creepin' round her underwear
Something unpleasant or unexpected might be found in her undergarments.
You might find an ant-farm in her pubic hair
There may be an infestation of ants in her pubic hair.
I can picture every stretchmark on her upper thighs
I am able to imagine each and every mark or scar on her upper thighs.
But the zits on her clitty, were a big surprise
However, the presence of pimples on her vulva came as a surprise.
Your head is so far up your ass, I think you lost your glasses
Your level of ignorance or foolishness is so high that you may have misplaced your glasses up your ass.
Your flunking out of school, because you sleep through all your classes
You are failing in school due to your tendency to sleep during class.
But there's only one thing, gives your mom a great big hassle
There is one particular thing that causes your mother significant difficulty or annoyance.
You sniff your fingers right after you stick them up your asshole
You tend to immediately smell your fingers after sticking them up your anus.
Contributed by Josiah Y. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
sludgefoot
on This Old Man
This ole man he knows tricks, he beats on your balls with sticks when the wick whack paddle waddle leave a ball alone, go and beat on your own bone.
This ole man he sucks dick he’ll get down there mighty quick with the big fast scrotum pole dribbling down his chin this ole man he gives great rims
This ole man’s lots of fun races gerbils up his bun with the wick whack paddle waddle bat at number 2, shits them out when the race is through
This ole man he’s a bum hustles blowjobs swallows cum with the wick whack paddle waddle down on his luck sucks balls too for an extra buck
This ole man goes both ways some days straight the other days gay with the wick whack paddle waddle flips a coin to pick heads eats pussy tails sucks dick
This ole man do not disturb he’s doing a bag lady on the curb with the wick whack paddle waddle watch a wino screw cruising dumpster when they’re through
Well, this ole man he don’t care his hands are in his underwear with the wick whack paddle waddle wish it wasn’t true, this ole man will soon be you
Jason Caperton
on Bang Bang Lulu
Correct intro. ...Lulu bangs all day. Who we gonna bang on when Lulu goes away.
Rich girl uses kotex
Poor girl uses sheets
Lulu don't use nothing
She leaves a trail along the streets
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Rich girl uses tampons
Poor girl uses rags
Lulu's twat is so damn big
She uses burlap bags