Witch Doctor
John Valby Lyrics


Well, I came to Check-a-peek, and what did I see?
A bra-less bimbo bounching up to me
I can tell the lady had a lot of class
She was flirting, Mozart, right through the hole in her ass
She was a big-lip, fat-ass, slurpin'-semen, penis-eater
Inbred, over-fat, camel-sucker, pecker-beaver
Slut-bag, cheap-skank, a cheekin'-fuckin' parkin'-meter
She's the girl for me
She said: "Check-a-peek, would like to welcome you"
I will do anything you want, but it's gonna cost you
I gave her a dollar, she looked at me strange
She sucked me off good, then she gave me my change
She was a big-lip, fat-ass, slurpin'-semen, penis-eater
Inbred, over-fat, camel-sucker, pecker-beaver
Slut-bag, cheap-skank, golly I can't wait to meet her
She's the girl for me

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sludgefoot


on This Old Man

This ole man he knows tricks, he beats on your balls with sticks when the wick whack paddle waddle leave a ball alone, go and beat on your own bone. This ole man he sucks dick he’ll get down there mighty quick with the big fast scrotum pole dribbling down his chin this ole man he gives great rims This ole man’s lots of fun races gerbils up his bun with the wick whack paddle waddle bat at number 2, shits them out when the race is through This ole man he’s a bum hustles blowjobs swallows cum with the wick whack paddle waddle down on his luck sucks balls too for an extra buck This ole man goes both ways some days straight the other days gay with the wick whack paddle waddle flips a coin to pick heads eats pussy tails sucks dick This ole man do not disturb he’s doing a bag lady on the curb with the wick whack paddle waddle watch a wino screw cruising dumpster when they’re through Well, this ole man he don’t care his hands are in his underwear with the wick whack paddle waddle wish it wasn’t true, this ole man will soon be you

Jason Caperton


on Bang Bang Lulu

Correct intro. ...Lulu bangs all day. Who we gonna bang on when Lulu goes away.

Rich girl uses kotex
Poor girl uses sheets
Lulu don't use nothing
She leaves a trail along the streets
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Rich girl uses tampons
Poor girl uses rags
Lulu's twat is so damn big
She uses burlap bags