Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events. However, his routine shows no favor and spares no target in pursuit of making his audiences laugh. From Hispanics to Irishmen, Polish to blacks, Arabs to rednecks, Republican and Democrats alike, no person and no group is safe from his jokes and his piano.
Many of the songs sung by Valby are drinking songs like Ya, Ya, Ya (aka Limericks), Roll Your Leg Over, Barnacle Bill, etc. See Richard Reuss' master thesis and Ed Cray's Erotic Muse for further examples.
While Valby is best known for his "Dr. Dirty" act, he has recorded and produced pop and rock albums for himself and other artists.
Witch Doctor
John Valby Lyrics
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A bra-less bimbo bounching up to me
I can tell the lady had a lot of class
She was flirting, Mozart, right through the hole in her ass
She was a big-lip, fat-ass, slurpin'-semen, penis-eater
Inbred, over-fat, camel-sucker, pecker-beaver
Slut-bag, cheap-skank, a cheekin'-fuckin' parkin'-meter
She's the girl for me
I will do anything you want, but it's gonna cost you
I gave her a dollar, she looked at me strange
She sucked me off good, then she gave me my change
She was a big-lip, fat-ass, slurpin'-semen, penis-eater
Inbred, over-fat, camel-sucker, pecker-beaver
Slut-bag, cheap-skank, golly I can't wait to meet her
She's the girl for me
The song "Witch Doctor" by John Valby is an explicit and vulgar track that tells a story about a man who visits a place called Check-a-peek and encounters a woman who offers him sexual favors in exchange for money. The lyrics are full of offensive and demeaning terms that are aimed at describing the woman's physical appearance and sexual behavior. The use of crude language and derogatory terms in the song is aimed at eliciting humor and shock amongst the listeners.
The singer in the song is portrayed as an unapologetic person who has no qualms about objectifying women and engaging in casual sex. He sees the woman's physical appearance as an opportunity to fulfill his sexual desires without any emotional attachment. The song's lyrics are meant to be humorous, but the narrative behind them is disturbing and can be seen as misogynistic.
Line by Line Meaning
Well, I came to Check-a-peek, and what did I see?
As I arrived at Check-a-peek, what did I encounter?
A bra-less bimbo bouncing up to me
A woman with no bra on came over to me, bouncing.
I can tell the lady had a lot of class
From her appearance, I could tell that the woman had a high level of sophistication and elegance.
She was flirting, Mozart, right through the hole in her ass
She was so flirtatious that she could seduce even Mozart himself, even if he were looking at her through her anal orifice.
She was a big-lip, fat-ass, slurpin'-semen, penis-eater
She was a woman with large lips and buttocks who enjoyed performing oral sex and consuming semen.
Inbred, over-fat, camel-sucker, pecker-beaver
Her family was likely inbreeding, she was overweight, and she had a preference for performing oral sex on camels and gnawing on male genitalia.
Slut-bag, cheap-skank, a cheekin'-fuckin' parkin'-meter
She was a promiscuous woman who was willing to engage in sexual activity with anyone, including someone who resembled a payment device found in a parking lot.
She's the girl for me
Despite her questionable behaviors and characteristics, I am attracted to her and would like to pursue a relationship with her.
She said: 'Check-a-peek, would like to welcome you'
She greeted me and offered her official welcome to Check-a-peek.
I will do anything you want, but it's gonna cost you
She indicated that she was willing to do anything I desired, but that I would need to compensate her in return.
I gave her a dollar, she looked at me strange
I gave her a measly dollar, and she gave me a perplexed gaze.
She sucked me off good, then she gave me my change
She provided me with excellent oral sex, and then gave me my change after our transaction was complete.
Slut-bag, cheap-skank, golly I can't wait to meet her
Despite her unsavory characteristics and tendencies, I cannot wait to meet this woman and get to know her better.
She's the girl for me
Despite the negative aspects of her persona, I am drawn to her and believe that she is the ideal woman for me.
Contributed by Brooklyn V. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
sludgefoot
on This Old Man
This ole man he knows tricks, he beats on your balls with sticks when the wick whack paddle waddle leave a ball alone, go and beat on your own bone.
This ole man he sucks dick he’ll get down there mighty quick with the big fast scrotum pole dribbling down his chin this ole man he gives great rims
This ole man’s lots of fun races gerbils up his bun with the wick whack paddle waddle bat at number 2, shits them out when the race is through
This ole man he’s a bum hustles blowjobs swallows cum with the wick whack paddle waddle down on his luck sucks balls too for an extra buck
This ole man goes both ways some days straight the other days gay with the wick whack paddle waddle flips a coin to pick heads eats pussy tails sucks dick
This ole man do not disturb he’s doing a bag lady on the curb with the wick whack paddle waddle watch a wino screw cruising dumpster when they’re through
Well, this ole man he don’t care his hands are in his underwear with the wick whack paddle waddle wish it wasn’t true, this ole man will soon be you
Jason Caperton
on Bang Bang Lulu
Correct intro. ...Lulu bangs all day. Who we gonna bang on when Lulu goes away.
Rich girl uses kotex
Poor girl uses sheets
Lulu don't use nothing
She leaves a trail along the streets
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Rich girl uses tampons
Poor girl uses rags
Lulu's twat is so damn big
She uses burlap bags