Telephone Bill
Johnny 'Guitar' Watson Lyrics


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Everybody rappin' and talkin' 'bout nothin' and makin' 'em sexy sounds
And in the meantime and in-between-time I'm down here on the ground.
But now, I'm not complainin' about what's pertainin' to my present status quo
About things gettin' hard, ooh, my God – inflation… I know you know. Listen:

Now just yesterday I'd like to say before I got on my bed.
Now I was already tired on the for-real side and a few bills I'd have got to pay…
Now my phone rang and a cute little girl began to sing this tune,
She said: “Mr. Watson I'd like to inform you your phone is turned off at noon!”

Now that came to me as no surprise, 'cause last week I went up the coast,
I met a cute little girl that was all the way live and callin' her I thought was the most!
She had them great big eyes and 'em great big legs and it gave my body a chill.
So, you know, I never thought about the cost and, no – a telephone bill!

So I just kept on rappin', my hands got clappin', havin' myself a ball,
Eh, ah – you know, it slipped my mind it was at the same time I was makin' a long distance call.
So that day before yesterday I ran into the problem just making them calls an hollers
And I picked up the envelope that contained my bill – guess what: 500 dollars!

Now, the next time I call this big-leg-cutie to make myself a date
I'm gonna call that girl way after nine and get me the evening rate!
Now, I ain't gonna tell her, shh, ain't gonna tell her nothin' to blow my frown thing,
But it'll be way, way, way after nine when she'll hear her telephone ring!

Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
I said: ring it! Ring it! Have yourself a thrill!
And when you ring it, ring it: watch your phone bill!

Now I paid the bill and the deal was real and my talking resumed and all.
A, ah, I said: from now on, pal, I must stick to my local calls!
Now, a few weeks passed, and I would just guess – y-you know what I'm talkin' about –
I say, when I got the bill the figure was so low, I was impressed! Knock me out!

Now, shortly that after something stopped my laughter, I was upside diggin' in the yard,
Heard a “ding” and I heard a “dong” – it was the phone! Ooh, my Lord!
Say, I dropped my shovel and my body I levelled and I made me a 100-yard dash
And then I straightened up my clothes and I blew my nose through a kleenex in the trash.

I composed myself and I picked up the phone and I was still kinda huffin' and puffin'
And the operator said “would you accept a collect call?” – I said: “Ain't that nothin'?”
But, uh, I was just cool, 'cause, you know, I didn't wanna be no fool, and, see, I didn't know who it was –
It was the big-legged cutie from up off the coast tellin' me that she was in love!

Then, now, for three whole minutes I planned to talk – not now you all know I ain't never lied!
But, in love or not, I planned to stop when the third minute arrived!
I went three minutes past – it occured to me: ooh! She might talk a week!
I-I said: “I'm sorry, Baby, look, I gotta go!” – She was a telephone freak!

She said: “Oh, Johnny, talk a little longer! With you I'm so in love!”
I said: “I know, where you're comin' from, I can dig it! I gotta go rehearse at the club!”
She said: “Well, if you gotta go rehearse I'll call you later, there's some I gotta tell you what's on my mind!”
I said: “Well, yeah okay, Baby, you can call me back – anytime after nine!”

Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
Why don't you ring it? Ring it? Ring that telephone?




And when you ring it, ring it, have yourself a thrill!
And ring it, ring it: watch your phone bill

Overall Meaning

In Telephone Bill, Johnny Guitar Watson laments about the high cost of long-distance calls in the days pre-cellphone plans (the song was recorded in 1977). He describes how he met a woman on the coast and was so smitten, he didn’t think about the cost of making long-distance calls to her. Then one day, he receives a $500 phone bill, and he decides to wait until after 9 pm to call her again and save money. Eventually, she calls him collect to confess her love, but he’s wary of running up another bill and rushes off the phone after three minutes.


The song captures a moment in time, when telephones and long-distance bills were very real concerns, and its humor and relatable sentiment make it a classic of R&B. It’s also an example of Watson’s signature blend of funk guitar, blues howls, and spoken-word verses, demonstrating why he was such a unique and respected artist of the era.


Line by Line Meaning

Everybody rappin' and talkin' 'bout nothin' and makin' 'em sexy sounds
People are talking about meaningless things and making seductive sounds


And in the meantime and in-between-time I'm down here on the ground.
In the meantime, I'm struggling to keep up with my bills and debts


But now, I'm not complainin' about what's pertainin' to my present status quo
I'm not complaining about my current situation


About things gettin' hard, ooh, my God – inflation… I know you know.
I know you know that things are getting difficult due to inflation.


Now just yesterday I'd like to say before I got on my bed.
Yesterday, before going to bed, something happened.


Now I was already tired on the for-real side and a few bills I'd have got to pay…
I was already tired and I had some bills to pay.


Now my phone rang and a cute little girl began to sing this tune,
Then a woman called me and began singing on the phone.


She said: “Mr. Watson I'd like to inform you your phone is turned off at noon!”
She informed me that my phone was turned off due to non-payment


So that day before yesterday I ran into the problem just making them calls an hollers
The other day I had trouble making calls and sending messages.


And I picked up the envelope that contained my bill – guess what: 500 dollars!
I received a bill that was $500!


Now the next time I call this big-leg-cutie to make myself a date
The next time I wanted to call the woman I had met


I'm gonna call that girl way after nine and get me the evening rate!
I'll call her after 9 PM to get the lower rate!


I said: ring it! Ring it! Have yourself a thrill!
I said, 'Ring it!' and have fun, but be aware of your phone bill.


And when you ring it, ring it: watch your phone bill!
When you make a call, be aware of the cost.


Now I paid the bill and the deal was real and my talking resumed and all.
I paid the bill and got back to my regular life.


Now, a few weeks passed, and I would just guess – y-you know what I'm talkin' about –
A few weeks passed, and you probably know what happened.


She said: “Well, if you gotta go rehearse I'll call you later, there's some I gotta tell you what's on my mind!”
She said she had something to tell me and would call me back later.


I said: “Well, yeah okay, Baby, you can call me back – anytime after nine!”
I agreed to talk to her again, but only after 9 PM.


Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
Let the phone ring!


And when you ring it, ring it, have yourself a thrill!
Have fun when you're making a call.


And ring it, ring it: watch your phone bill!
Don't forget about your phone bill when you're making calls!




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JOHNNY GUITAR WATSON

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@arjhendrix

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Everybody rappin' and talkin' 'bout nothin' and makin' 'em sexy sounds
And in the meantime and in-between-time I'm down here on the ground.
But now, I'm not complainin' about what's pertainin' to my present status quo
About things gettin' hard, ooh, my God – inflation… I know you know. Listen:

Now just yesterday I'd like to say before I got on my bed.
Now I was already tired on the for-real side and a few bills I'd have got to pay…
Now my phone rang and a cute little girl began to sing this tune,
She said: “Mr. Watson I'd like to inform you your phone is turned off at noon!”

Now that came to me as no surprise, 'cause last week I went up the coast,
I met a cute little girl that was all the way live and callin' her I thought was the most!
She had them great big eyes and 'em great big legs and it gave my body a chill.
So, you know, I never thought about the cost and, no – a telephone bill!

So I just kept on rappin', my hands got clappin', havin' myself a ball,
Eh, ah – you know, it slipped my mind it was at the same time I was makin' a long distance call.
So that day before yesterday I ran into the problem just making them calls an hollers
And I picked up the envelope that contained my bill – guess what: 500 dollars!

Now, the next time I call this big-leg-cutie to make myself a date
I'm gonna call that girl way after nine and get me the evening rate!
Now, I ain't gonna tell her, shh, ain't gonna tell her nothin' to blow my frown thing,
But it'll be way, way, way after nine when she'll hear her telephone ring!

Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
I said: ring it! Ring it! Have yourself a thrill!
And when you ring it, ring it: watch your phone bill!

Now I paid the bill and the deal was real and my talking resumed and all.
A, ah, I said: from now on, pal, I must stick to my local calls!
Now, a few weeks passed, and I would just guess – y-you know what I'm talkin' about –
I say, when I got the bill the figure was so low, I was impressed! Knock me out!

Now, shortly that after something stopped my laughter, I was upside diggin' in the yard,
Heard a “ding” and I heard a “dong” – it was the phone! Ooh, my Lord!
Say, I dropped my shovel and my body I levelled and I made me a 100-yard dash
And then I straightened up my clothes and I blew my nose through a kleenex in the trash.

I composed myself and I picked up the phone and I was still kinda huffin' and puffin'
And the operator said “would you accept a collect call?” – I said: “Ain't that nothin'?”
But, uh, I was just cool, 'cause, you know, I didn't wanna be no fool, and, see, I didn't know who it was –
It was the big-legged cutie from up off the coast tellin' me that she was in love!

Then, now, for three whole minutes I planned to talk – not now you all know I ain't never lied!
But, in love or not, I planned to stop when the third minute arrived!
I went three minutes past – it occured to me: ooh! She might talk a week!
I-I said: “I'm sorry, Baby, look, I gotta go!” – She was a telephone freak!

She said: “Oh, Johnny, talk a little longer! With you I'm so in love!”
I said: “I know, where you're comin' from, I can dig it! I gotta go rehearse at the club!”
She said: “Well, if you gotta go rehearse I'll call you later, there's some I gotta tell you what's on my mind!”
I said: “Well, yeah okay, Baby, you can call me back – anytime after nine!”

Ring it! Ring it! Ring that telephone!
Why don't you ring it? Ring it? Ring that telephone?
And when you ring it, ring it, have yourself a thrill!
And ring it, ring it: watch your phone bill

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All comments from YouTube:

@DeGrate-bb5bo

A rap with a light, humorous message, clearly spoken with no profanity, no racial epithets, no misogyny, all over a non-stop bass line and real musicians who have clearly paid attention to their craft. Mr. Watson, I presume that your talent was worthy of an honorary doctorate. To quote another of your gems, "Ta-ta you" for this one. Rest in musical peace.

@deeperfunkmcma1932

DeGrate1896 Thanks For Your Comment !!!

@moormello

the original rapping

@laraycoleman8864

Call me back after 9, ring it, ring it...

@NuevoLuck

Jeez gimme a break,its something different from a blues musician, but I doubt any blues musicians would have a problem with later rap stuff

@sevinatenine4444

Now this how you rap,rappers.👍👍👍👍

@G123G

don't sleep, he's playing everything too ❤

@deeperfunkmcma1932

G Thanks For Your Comment !!!

@jayskywalker5049

This shit is FUNKY and this dude's story lines are hilarious

@ssj3vegeta103

Never heard of this man until today. Been listen to him for the last few hours, I’m hooked. He was before my time but his sound is classic

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