In June of 2007, he decided to start making videos and posting them on his YouTube-channel. The videos were so well received that he put “assassinating people in a ninja-like fashion” on hold, and began getting drunk all the time. A few months later he decided to only get drunk once in a while and to restart making videos.
in 2010, Jon got lost and wandered on to a Hollywood television set. People assumed he was supposed to be there. They started calling him Taco, and he started responding to the name. He hasn't left the set since. No one really knows if he's aware that he's on a TV show.
Lajoie has released 2 studio albums and 8 singles.
2009 - You Want Some of This?
2010 - I Kill People
2011 - Very Super Famous, The Best Song, F**k Everything, WTF Collective 3.
2012 - Broken-Hearted, The Best Christmas Song
2013 - Started as a Baby
Blackbird
Jon Lajoie Lyrics
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I wrote this song last night, and I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot.
John's new girlfriend is a cunt
I don't know what he sees in that bitch
She'll ruin our lives
This bands gonna break up if that whore does not die
It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3.
What the fuck?
Looks like her face got ran over by a truck
Dump that bitch
Dump that bitch
And stop being a motherfucking dick
Ringo won't shut the fuck up
And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs
That's my job
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
And while you're down there, suck my cock
Fuck this shit, I've got a plan
Linda and I will start our own band
And call it Metallica
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
Metallica
Metallica
I'll have to run that name by Linda
Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged bitch
And then divorce her six years later
'Cause she was such a fucking bitch
The song "Blackbird" by Jon Lajoie is a humorous take on the life of the members of The Beatles, specifically focusing on their internal conflicts and issues. The lyrics start off with the singer expressing his disdain for John's new girlfriend, believing her to be a detriment to their band. The singer further insults her by calling her a "cunt" and a "whore." He advises John to dump her and stop being a "motherfucking dick."
The singer then moves on to criticize the rest of the band, particularly Ringo and George. He declares himself to be the "musical genius" and claims that they can all "suck my nuts." He decides to start a new band with his manager Linda and calls it Metallica, after which he starts to sing the name repeatedly. The song ends with a strange line about marrying a one-legged woman and subsequently divorcing her due to her being such a "fucking bitch."
Lajoie's song is not meant to be taken too seriously, and its purpose is to bring humor to the internal conflicts of the legendary band. He touches on issues that The Beatles may have faced, like conflicts between members, creative differences, and issues in their personal lives. Ultimately, the song is a satire, poking fun at the band and their history.
Line by Line Meaning
Are we recording?
I'm not completely confident with these lyrics but let's give it a go anyway
John's new girlfriend is a cunt
I don't understand what John sees in his girlfriend who is an unpleasant person
She'll ruin our lives
If we don't get rid of her, our band will fall apart
This bands gonna break up if that whore does not die
The continued involvement of John's girlfriend in the band will lead to the band's destruction
John's got to stop taking LSD
John's drug use is warping his perception of his girlfriend's appearance and personality
It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3.
John's girlfriend is not an attractive person, but the drugs are making him think she is
What the fuck?
I can't believe John's girlfriend is actually bringing our band down
Looks like her face got ran over by a truck
John's girlfriend is unattractive and her looks are comparable to having been hit by a truck
Dump that bitch
We need to get rid of John's girlfriend from the band
And stop being a motherfucking dick
John needs to stop being stubborn and realize that his girlfriend is bringing the entire group down
Ringo won't shut the fuck up
Ringo is talking too much
And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs
George's songwriting has been a disappointment so far
That's my job
I'm the one who is supposed to create amazing music for the band
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts
I'm the one with the real talent and the others should just do what I say
Suck my nuts
Stop bothering me and do as I say
And while you're down there, suck my cock
If you're going to suck something, might as well suck everything
Fuck this shit, I've got a plan
Things aren't going well and I need to save this band
Linda and I will start our own band
I'll form a new band with Linda since the current one isn't working out
And call it Metallica
We'll name our new band 'Metallica'
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band
I think the name 'Metallica' is an excellent choice
I'll have to run that name by Linda
I'll make sure Linda agrees with the band name before we finalize it
Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick
Our new band is going to be amazing
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged bitch
If something happens to Linda, I'll find someone to replace her in the band
And then divorce her six years later
I'll likely tire of this new person and end up divorcing them down the line
'Cause she was such a fucking bitch
Because I likely won't get along with this new person very well
Contributed by Elena A. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Morgue Rat
13 years later and this song still slaps.
Grimm Gaming
Hell yea
Alessia Romano
why do I remember this and not my passwords?!
Sam Bonbon
Its your mind's quality control
lordofmorgul
The golden age of Jon's comedy music - low budget videos in (his?) backyard. So glad I was subscribed back when this came... out.
Gav
Weird flex but ok
Chase JabL
Me and you both, It was right in the middle of high school for me so it always gives me nostalgia of a much simpler time.
Don T
No at this time he was pretty good and run is business since like 2007 ...and was in hollywood with Guys like Will Farell
Drake Magnum
Unlike most comedic musical acts, Jon's songs are completely catchy and attractive on their own.
Chris
That guy can make a song about any shit and its always awesome